The Nutmisc Game Thread: We Don't Even Lift, and We Don't Get Laid

[DAaaMan64]

Well....I'm not just playing with myself here. You guys answer too gooddammit

lol I have to go full homo to not hurt feelings tho

F@$K MARRY KILL

fuark - LVissa2, muscles so large I could fold any two into a nice vagina
marry - Type, this guy is too supportive
kill - themonkay, that douche is trying to kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[themonkay]

Can we not post videos of that insufferable twat in this blessed thread? Thanks.

For what reason? I heard he is a very knowledgeable person who used to be a very contributing poster in these forums. I even heard that his knowledge helped developed all the stickies in the nutrition section.




trolollolol

[cls91]

For what reason? I heard he is a very knowledgeable person who used to be a very contributing poster in these forums. I even heard that his knowledge helped developed all the stickies in the nutrition section.




trolollolol

I heard Alan and Emma plagiarized all of his work to make those Sticky threads























not srs. don't want to get mod negged lmao

I'd be very surprised if either of them have ever opened this thread tho

[DAaaMan64]

I heard Alan and Emma plagiarized all of his work to make those Sticky threads

Does voldemort actually think that?




Man, I need a girl. So much energy and no one to use it on. Gonna go out tonight.

[themonkay]

Does voldemort actually think that?

Lol no. When he started making videos he thought very highly of himself. OG n'miscers put him in check by pointing 90% of his info was just him paraphrasing the stickies.

Man, I need a girl. So much energy and no one to use it on. Gonna go out tonight.

After meeting you in person I can honestly say you seem like a genuinely good person. The right girl will come mane <3

[DAaaMan64]

After meeting you in person I can honestly say you seem like a genuinely good person. The right girl will come mane <3

Thanks. That means a lot mane <3

I am lesser so afraid of the future as I am just frustrated with the present. I could have that friend in my life now.

[DAaaMan64]

went out alone. Had a pretty good time. Lulzy drag show and great music as usual.

Got asked "Are you sure you're not gay?" for the first time in years :/ I hope that's not my problem. lol We danced for a few minutes.

[VmissileX]

went out alone. Had a pretty good time. Lulzy drag show and great music as usual.

Got asked "Are you sure you're not gay?" for the first time in years :/ I hope that's not my problem. lol We danced for a few minutes.

Good chit brah. If no one wants to go out, i'd rather go out alone than just stay at home.




Eitherway, i got a story that's much gheyer than yours.


So my boy was trying to dance with this one girl in a group of 2 girls and 1 dude. I was gonna help wing, but the girls started dancing with each other and then shouting "we're LESBIANS! F Off". Even the dude was like "dawg, they don't like dick so just F off". My friend was laughing and was like "bullchit". It was obvious he was just trying to CB, and that was fine. So i was like "yo wanna make this really funny?", and he was like "yeah". So i went up to the dude and was like, "truth is, we were just trying to get the chicks away from you, i'm ghey and want you" and damn,that dude got so uncomfortable he left the club. I fking went to the back of the bar and started dying in laughter.

[PerpetualMotion]

went out alone. Had a pretty good time.

"Do thangs yourself crew"

I went to the nicest restaurant (which also happens to be the most romantic one, too) in my city by myself. Saves $$ plus sometimes it's nice to be by yourself.

[cls91]

"Do thangs yourself crew"

I went to the nicest restaurant (which also happens to be the most romantic one, too) in my city by myself. Saves $$ plus sometimes it's nice to be by yourself.

G's pizza on richmond?

[DAaaMan64]

Made up some stupid opener that works well on Tinder:

"I have the wood, we're the match. Now let's make that fire."

Not sure why the fuk I'm still using Tinder, gotten 2 dates and nothing ever happened. Most girls just waste my time.

[Domicron]

F@$K MARRY KILL

fuark - Type because of his greek god aesthetics
marry - Domicron, for the food
kill - DaaMaan before he gets stronger than me or VMX before he stalks me and rapes me

note to self: keep working out so as not to be Monkay's prison bitch.

[unstrong]

Very unsatisfied with my dating life lately. I need to move out of this fuarking town already.

[DAaaMan64]

I'm expecting a delivery SOJA. Word gets around

Very unsatisfied with my dating life lately. I need to move out of this fuarking town already.

feels I know. When it rains it pours though. just hold out >.>

[themonkay]

Dear N'misc

Everyone is to participate is F@$K Marry Kill

Thank you.


Sincerely,

TheMonkay

[unstrong]

f@#k -- themonkay, because fk him for suggesting this stupid game
marry -- themonkay, because I already picked him for f@#k and I don't believe in cheating
kill -- also themonkay. Am I doing it right?

[themonkay]

brah, we can have an open relationship

[VmissileX]

f@#k -- themonkay, because fk him for suggesting this stupid game
marry -- themonkay, because I already picked him for f@#k and I don't believe in cheating
kill -- also themonkay. Am I doing it right?

looks like someone else went full homo on monkay tonight

[DAaaMan64]

Wow. For the 3rd time ever I got a date on Tinder. Do you guys have any suggestions for how to go about this? I haven't gotten a vibe from this girl what her expectations are. Anything you guys look for?

[unstrong]

Wow. For the 3rd time ever I got a date on Tinder. Do you guys have any suggestions for how to go about this? I haven't gotten a vibe from this girl what her expectations are. Anything you guys look for?

What are your expectations? That's what you should be thinking about. You shouldn't care too much what her expectations are; just set the groundrules early and play within that. If she does the same, that will work itself out organically.

[DAaaMan64]

What are your expectations? That's what you should be thinking about. You shouldn't care too much what her expectations are; just set the groundrules early and play within that. If she does the same, that will work itself out organically.

That's the answer I was expecting and afraid of. I'll take a lay, but I prefer something more. This is always how it goes and I just end up nice-guying myself outa both. Though I don't really have that demeanor, I can't bring myself to the just get laid trail.

[unstrong]

That's the answer I was expecting and afraid of. I'll take a lay, but I prefer something more. This is always how it goes and I just end up nice-guying myself outa both. Though I don't really have that demeanor, I can't bring myself to the just get laid trail.

Then break that trend. Go on this date with the sole purpose of getting laid. You'll be surprised; that approach will still give you a good shot at something more otherwise.

[DAaaMan64]

sounds like a job for liquid courage

[unstrong]

sounds like a job for liquid courage

Fake it til you make it

Alcohol is a good tool for that. It's like lifting with a belt: probably best to be able to do it without, but a great tool to better your results.

[cls91]

Fake it til you make it

Alcohol is a good tool for that. It's like lifting with a belt: probably best to be able to do it without, but a great tool to better your results.

Never uses a belt crew











































Used alcohol too many times crew

[DAaaMan64]

The date went fine. Best Tinder date I've had, but there has only been 3. Basically just talked and laughed, kissed at then end. Environment didn't exactly set us up to do more, can't tell if it's my fault we didn't do more, and if it is, that's a normal problem I have. Pretty cute girl, but she's pretty far from my normal type. I'll ping her when I get back.

Pix for the creeps

[themonkay]

^^^^
Definitely looks great, although I'm obviously biased towards asian girls lol


Was looking for a swiggity swooty gif and i found this...

[unstrong]

The date went fine. Best Tinder date I've had, but there has only been 3. Basically just talked and laughed, kissed at then end. Environment didn't exactly set us up to do more, can't tell if it's my fault we didn't do more, and if it is, that's a normal problem I have. Pretty cute girl, but she's pretty far from my normal type. I'll ping her when I get back.

Pix for the creeps

Woodsmash

Not necessarily your fault. Being in the right mindset and being a little ballsy is most of the battle, but in the end it takes two to tango. Push the envelope a little, but obviously there's a moral limit to that.

Speaking of which, this seems like an apropos place to discuss Julien Blanc. I'll find the story to link if people haven't heard about this controversy yet.

[DAaaMan64]

^^^^
Definitely looks great, although I'm obviously biased towards asian girls lol

Woodsmash

Thanks brahs, she's in-competition for the hottest girl I've gotten a date with I'd say. TBH, the data says about half the girls I like on OkC are asian and that is generally whom I ultimately "match" with. Seems like it's real real hard for me to get a date with a white or black girl and asian girls generally like me back. w/e

creepy fuking gif dude.

Not necessarily your fault. Being in the right mindset and being a little ballsy is most of the battle, but in the end it takes two to tango. Push the envelope a little, but obviously there's a moral limit to that.

Thanks. Yeah I feel I could have done more. we'll see. My best date ever was basically drinking, karaoke and dancing which led to kissing, so that's the bar for me.

Speaking of which, this seems like an apropos place to discuss Julien Blanc. I'll find the story to link if people haven't heard about this controversy yet.

Just learning of this guy... He was banned in Singapore? Strong hypocrisy on their goverment's part. They let an american soldier whom killed a trans-gender go free, but ban this guy from their country? Admit-tingly don't know all the context though.

[unstrong]

Just learning of this guy... He was banned in Singapore? Strong hypocrisy on their goverment's part. They let an american soldier whom killed a trans-gender go free, but ban this guy from their country? Admit-tingly don't know all the context though.

Alright, for the unaware, Julien Blanc, or RSD Julien, is a dating coach that works with Real Social Dynamics, a company that puts on seminars worldwide teaching guys "nightgame." Their pickup style is quite aggressive: they advocate techniques like cold approaching girls in clubs by just grabbing them, putting your arm around their shoulder, or something similar. However, the event that actually sparked the controversy were images that Blanc shared on social media that show him pretending to choke girls in nightclubs. This drew the attention of several activist groups, which then compiled a whole bunch of videos that Blanc has released on YouTube, Instagram, and through the RSD website. Some of these videos just deal with questionable pickup methods. However, others feature Blanc telling seminars full of guys to overcome last minute resistance to sex by doing things that at best could be misconstrued and lead to sexual assault, and at worst encourage it. He's since had his visa taken away by the Australian government and been banned from entering several countries, including Japan, the UK, and Singapore.

NY Times article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/22/wo...visa.html?_r=0