***OFFICIAL Sports Ent Sea Thread** -Where you MUST BOLIEVE and you can't be a LEMON

[Deathstroke]

So Ron Jeremy walks into a bar. Bartender goes, "So why the long dick?".

[jimbob007]

So Ron Jeremy walks into a bar. Bartender goes, "So why the long dick?".

20 years ago.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Now it would be "why the long balls?"

[Deathstroke]

Now it would be "why the long balls?"

Why does the TBBT write Sheldon as someone who has zero desire for sex? He's not afraid of intimacy, he just doesn't want anything to do with it. Know anyone that abstinent IRL?

[Deathstroke]

Also Tiffay does Amy have a lezzie crush on Penny? srs

[tnel00]

Also Tiffay does Amy have a lezzie crush on Penny? srs

I like to think so

[sallah]

So Ron Jeremy walks into a bar. Bartender goes, "So why the long dick?".

[jimbob007]

Now it would be "why the long balls?"

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Why does the TBBT write Sheldon as someone who has zero desire for sex? He's not afraid of intimacy, he just doesn't want anything to do with it. Know anyone that abstinent IRL?

Asexuality is a relatively common feature of people on the autistic spectrum - and although it's never explicitly stated, Sheldon blatantly has Asperger's. He is also a genius, and could also feel that cerebral matters are more important. Isaac Newton was asexual, and rumour has it Nikolai Tesla died a virgin.

Sheldon hates intimacy. Four years and all he's done with Amy is kiss her, and he only does that to shut her up.

Also Tiffay does Amy have a lezzie crush on Penny? srs

I have to admit she has a cracking body.

[Deathstroke]

Wow, maybe I should convert to asexuality, if it might make me smarter? Yunno, like when someone tells a blonde that being blonde makes them more prone to skin cancer, so they dye their hair to a darker color to avoid cancer. Smart.

Amy makes boderline gay comments here and there toward Penny. And starred at her in her bra and panties a little too long when she walked in on her in them.

The show is so damn comical too. Just saw the one where Raj dates a deaf gold digger.

[Deathstroke]

How did I not see Amy played Blossom in the 90's. Her brother Joey on the show made all the middle school girls wet back then.

[RoccoTanno123]

How did I not see Amy played Blossom in the 90's. Her brother Joey on the show made all the middle school girls wet back then.

You know Stamos probably still gets laid just from being Uncle Jessie on Full House

[Deathstroke]

You know Stamos probably still gets laid just from being Uncle Jessie on Full House

Just got back from Hobby Lobby. Friend of mine lost their dog so I'm making a shadow box tribute to the dog, I took care of for 9 years. I like to do things like this for others, I do a lot of good goes unnoticed IRL, but the Bible or the Koran said keep your good deeds between yourself and God, and these things have a way of repaying you, as in good karma. But I don't really live my life by other....

[jimbob007]

How did I not see Amy played Blossom in the 90's. Her brother Joey on the show made all the middle school girls wet back then.

[RyouBakua]

I have to admit she has a cracking body.

not anymore

[Deathstroke]

I still remember when Hound told me his Ban will be up.

Skipping UFC tomorrow, but will go outdoors and play with the old gun. If you know what I mean.

There's a new sitcom coming up with Joh Stamos and the fatter guy from Drake & Josh, I think it's called "Grandfather"? Watching more TV lately: Modern Family, Anger Managment, Clipped and my favorite TBBT.

[tnel00]

How did I not see Amy played Blossom in the 90's. Her brother Joey on the show made all the middle school girls wet back then.

Did you know she's a real life neurobiologist too? She basically plays herself on that show.

[Deathstroke]

Did you know she's a real life neurobiologist too? She basically plays herself on that show.

Did not. I wonder how she is in bed IRL.




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Ronda Rousey KOs Bethe Correia then looked down and said "Don't cry." That's what Correia said to her at weigh-ins. COLD. AS. ICE. #UFC190

[ChristmasFnatic]

Wheres War Machine?

[jimbob007]

Still in jail.

[Deathstroke]

Wheres War Machine?

He's been captured and locked behind bars for beating up that pornstar, attempting to kill her.

[ChristmasFnatic]

Still in jail.

Huh? He is a jailbird now? WTF happened?!

[ChristmasFnatic]

He's been captured and locked behind bars for beating up that pornstar, attempting to kill her.

Not funny guys. Serious, where is he?

[jimbob007]

Ronda did it for da Rod.

[jimbob007]

RIP Cilla Black & Marc Bolan.

[Jeeter]

I still remember when Hound told me his Ban will be up.

Skipping UFC tomorrow, but will go outdoors and play with the old gun. If you know what I mean.

There's a new sitcom coming up with Joh Stamos and the fatter guy from Drake & Josh, I think it's called "Grandfather"? Watching more TV lately: Modern Family, Anger Managment, Clipped and my favorite TBBT.

the fat gay guy on Modern Family constantly has me in stitches

and Claire....HNNNNNNNNNNG.

[Deathstroke]

Not funny guys. Serious, where is he?

He told us in one of his last posts here to consider him "retired".

the fat gay guy on Modern Family constantly has me in stitches


and Claire....HNNNNNNNNNNG.

OMG yes he is HILARIOUS! :gay smile:

[ChristmasFnatic]

He told us in one of his last posts here to consider him "retired".



OMG yes he is HILARIOUS! :gay smile:

What really happened though? Is he really in prison? Why did he have time to go to the net?

[Deathstroke]

What really happened though? Is he really in prison? Why did he have time to go to the net?

Hope not. Although I'd picture him being a well respected man in prison. He'd be making people his bitch. SRS. I hope he's kicking ass and it'd be very nice if he returned. He was interested in getting a PS4 or PS3. But for Batman which you dislike.

[jimbob007]

What really happened though? Is he really in prison? Why did he have time to go to the net?

He fukd up my gal bad-even bit her bum.