I'm 25 years old and have decided I want to be a professional soccer player [srs]

[LimitBreak]

op come over let me humiliate you, didn't play in 10 years and can't run, but I'd make you my puppet !!

[OaklandCali]

Be sure to watch a couple youtube videos too.

[rnod]

No troll here. I'm a 2005'er, I know what trolling is and this is certainly not it

good luck (srs)

[BrosPeace]

You're too old lmao

[iabs]

No troll here. I'm a 2005'er, I know what trolling is and this is certainly not it

well now that you mention it, I think I wanna be an American football player, I think in 6 weeks I can be one of the best in Merica', I am 6'4" 240 lbs, bf is irrelevent in this sport.....


that's all you need to play american football, right? unless you're the QB you simply need to be a behemoth.


NFL here I come!

[squareballs]

Should have no problem making the MLS brah good luck

[feardafronfz3]

Brah, forget about the naysayers and doubters. You won't know if you try. If this is something you love, then go for it. Repped for having the balls to even share this with the misc.

Thank you brah

Some people are just so negative that they go into a dark room and begin to develop. They never had the balls to chase their dream so instead they talk down to people who are striving for theirs

[BB4239]

They don't have the dedication I have bro. During those 6 weeks I will pour everything I have into making myself the best player in the world

[zSolo]

Prolly wont need the 2 weeks for flopping Just use youtube and Type in Lebron.

[feardafronfz3]

well now that you mention it, I think I wanna be an American football player, I think in 6 weeks I can be one of the best in Merica', I am 6'4" 240 lbs, bf is irrelevent in this sport.....


that's all you need to play american football, right? unless you're the QB you simply need to be a behemoth.


NFL here I come!

Yes, because NFL teams have never signed track and field, rugby, and basketball athletes with no football experience before......

NOT

[iabs]

[Milan224]

Good luck bro.
Don't come here though manlet. Your height will fare better in la liga and mls. Wouldn't want Per's sack in your face.
Hope you achieve your goal. Go from MLS to eredivisie to serie A to ligue 1. I'm afraid that's about how far you'll make it, unless you're clint dempsey or tim howard.

[feardafronfz3]

Does anybody have Manchester Uniteds email I wanna send them highlights of me from my indoor soccer league

GL bro

My main 2 targets are: Athletico Madrid and Bayern Munich

Paris St. Germain is a fallback option for me

[ebrah]

This is one of the sh*tty things about life.

To be successful/professional in sports/music/etc. you have to have an unhealthy obsession with it starting from the age of AT LEAST 12-16.

I want to be the next Calvin Harris, but it's never gonna happen. People like him locked themselves away in their room as a kid and worked insanely hard and long at what they do.

[Murrmanski]

6 weeks is more than enough time to go pro OP.

I too was destined for the pros but I fractured my femur in flopping practice.

[feardafronfz3]

This is one of the sh*tty things about life.

To be successful/professional in sports/music/etc. you have to have an unhealthy obsession with it starting from the age of 12-16.

I want to be the next Calvin Harris, but it's never gonna happen. People like him locked themselves away in their room as a kid and worked insanely hard and long at what they do.

Its never too late to be the person you've always wanted to become

[Miked1978]

Are you taking acting lessons or are you just going to learn to flop yourself?

[iabs]

This is one of the sh*tty things about life.

To be successful/professional in sports/music/etc. you have to have an unhealthy obsession with it starting from the time you learn to walk.

I want to be the next Calvin Harris, but it's never gonna happen. People like him locked themselves away in their room as a kid and worked insanely hard and long at what they do.

fixed that for you.

[feardafronfz3]

6 weeks is more than enough time to go pro OP.

How many times do you need to kick a ball before you "master it"? 2 weeks is enough IMO. The more important blocks of training would be the "tricks" and "flopping"

[paxman85]

This is one of the sh*tty things about life.

To be successful/professional in sports/music/etc. you have to have an unhealthy obsession with it starting from the age of AT LEAST 12-16.

I want to be the next Calvin Harris, but it's never gonna happen. People like him locked themselves away in their room as a kid and worked insanely hard and long at what they do.

12 is way too old to decide you wanna be a pro soccer play (srs)
Sorry didn't see the AT LEAST I guess 12 is possible if you work insanely hat but honestly by 12 you can already identify the kids who are good at soccer and most of them will never go close to being pro

[feardafronfz3]

Are you taking acting lessons or are you just going to learn to flop yourself?

I've watched a compilation of Manu Ginobili flops over the past 2 days. Every day I'm getting more comfortable with the intricacies of the art

[paxman85]

How many times do you need to kick a ball before you "master it"? 2 weeks is enough IMO. The more important blocks of training would be the "tricks" and "flopping"

Honestly 10 years absolute minimum you guys are soo deluded

[TheAmericano]

hehehehe I lold hard at this for some reason. How you broke down the weeks killed me!

[Nubi.]

came in expecting a red. left confused.

[blckndyllw]

With the World Cup in full swing I've come to the realization that I'm unhappy with what I'm doing in life and want to make a drastic change. That change will be developing myself into a premier soccer player. While watching the games in my cramped 1 bedroom apartment I see these unathletic manlets making millions of dollars and playing at the highest stage and I ask myself, "why can't that be me?". Then it hit me, it absolutely can be!

A little background: I have no formal soccer experience but am quite athletic (played lacrosse and basketball as well as ran track). I look at these players at the WC and know for a fact that I can outrun the majority of them and am stronger than 80%. So in order to acquire the necessary skillset to be a prolific player here is my preliminary training regimen :

Dribbling- 1 week
Shooting with both feet- 1 week/foot
Tricks-2 weeks
Flopping-2 weeks

lost it

[MangoMcgee]

Kicking a ball around is pretty boring, but you can do it, easiest sport world.

[Trapstar4.4]

are you american?

if so, then i bet you can do it. the other parts of the world are so poverty, in general

[hockeybrah]

lmao at 2 weeks of flopping

[feardafronfz3]

lmao at 2 weeks of flopping

Is this not enough?

[DasPhilosopher]

Does anybody have Manchester Uniteds email I wanna send them highlights of me from my indoor soccer league

You're the man.


Would buy you're Jersey/10