I'm just curious, I'm never awake long enough to hear mine.
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06-25-2014, 06:57 PM #1sudo apt-get beer
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The most backhanded compliment you've gotten after sex?
I'm a sad little man
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06-25-2014, 07:02 PM #2Progress not Perfection
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Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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06-25-2014, 07:06 PM #3sudo apt-get beer
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Looks like you've got something stuck in your teeth, let me get that for you.Originally Posted by cowboybiker
I'm a sad little man
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06-25-2014, 07:12 PM #4Quarantined Finja
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You make me see stars.
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06-25-2014, 07:18 PM #5Living Purposefully
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Jimmy Carr always tells a story about telling a girl:"you shouldnt talk with your mouth full." during oral
"it isnt full," she repliedMyFitnessPal Changed My Life Association
IIFYM/MMDELAD Hybrid Master Race
I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature.- John D, Rockefeller
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06-25-2014, 07:18 PM #6Registered User
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I don't know, but this commercial cracks me up...
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
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06-25-2014, 08:31 PM #7Quarantined Finja
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Lol@ the video Kimm ^ so creepy but hilarious.
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06-25-2014, 09:34 PM #8Registered User
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lol nice twist on my thread OP
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06-25-2014, 09:38 PM #9I lift dead people.
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"I use to think size mattered."
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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06-25-2014, 09:42 PM #10Registered User
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According to Cosmopolitan these are the sexiest things to do after sex.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...oves/after-sex
Note: No where does it say make him a sammich...National Level Competitor (Female BB)
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06-26-2014, 01:12 AM #11I post when Im drunk
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"at least you're efficient, hehe"
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06-26-2014, 01:20 AM #12Crazy Ass Texan
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I told you not to put it in all the way. Now I won't be able to walk for a week. Happens to me all the time.
I like to ride my horses and shoot my guns
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06-26-2014, 05:33 AM #13Registered User
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This one actually really happened to me.
"What was your name again?"
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06-26-2014, 06:09 AM #14Registered User
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haha I've had that happen to me and I've said it too. Ahh college memories....or lack of memory from the night before.Originally Posted by ajdahlheimer
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06-26-2014, 06:32 AM #15Registered User
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Yeah, I think it's more common for the guy to say to the chick (though I guess I never cared to ask if I didn't remember), but it kind of hurt to have the tables turned on me there (at least until round 2 in the morning anyway...lol). Word Life.Originally Posted by scullin
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06-26-2014, 08:40 AM #16WYSIWYG- working on it
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Originally Posted by ajdahlheimer
I'm open to any suggestions and have a difficult time accepting limitations without an honest effort on my part, you can count on that!
"iCan, iWill, iHave"
There are always choices, no bad ones, no good ones, only "great" ones,
"Oh, great!" :)
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06-26-2014, 08:49 AM #17Originally Posted by Frnkd
Mulva?If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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06-26-2014, 12:36 PM #18WYSIWYG- working on it
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hahahaha......... "Oh You"Originally Posted by Brackneyc
I'm open to any suggestions and have a difficult time accepting limitations without an honest effort on my part, you can count on that!
"iCan, iWill, iHave"
There are always choices, no bad ones, no good ones, only "great" ones,
"Oh, great!" :)
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06-26-2014, 04:51 PM #19sudo apt-get beer
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Cosmo is a known communist propaganda rag, and everybody knows feminists are commies!Originally Posted by kimm4
I'm a sad little man
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06-26-2014, 06:30 PM #20"When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".Originally Posted by kimm4
If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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06-26-2014, 07:22 PM #21Banned
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I wont charge you for a full hour...
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06-26-2014, 11:01 PM #22
"I can't wait to tell my sister you're not gay!"
I keep telling myself there was a compliment in there somewhere.Go Cubbies! <opening day coming soon>
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06-27-2014, 03:09 AM #23Registered User
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My ex had those measurements.Originally Posted by Brackneyc
And her other leg was the same.
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06-27-2014, 07:56 AM #24I lift dead people.
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"Well, at least I don't have to shower."
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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06-27-2014, 03:39 PM #25Registered User
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"Is it in yet?"
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06-27-2014, 05:02 PM #26O_o \m/
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"You were much better than your friends." uwutm8???
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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06-27-2014, 05:05 PM #27Brotege
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That's the second best i had all day!
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06-27-2014, 05:08 PM #28Quarantined Finja
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You got this comment AFTER sex?Originally Posted by Georgeoz
How bizarre..
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06-27-2014, 05:11 PM #29
Yeah, all of you are having sex. Alrighty then.
If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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06-27-2014, 05:14 PM #30Former fat ass @ 270+
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Who cares about length when you've got that width
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It's good that you are good at oral
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