going on trip posing as nfl player, lets see how many gold diggers fall for it +pics

[LtDanIceCreammm]

Lmao of all NFL teams to pose as you choose the browns?

[Beachease]

Say what you want but that is literally the definition of a poser OP.

[Ravishing_Rick]

I've done the NBA player thing before and gone as far as being comped drinks in clubs.

Pretty ridiculous what some people will believe.

dat height

Srs had a buddy who did this, said he was a tight-end. He was about 6'5" and it's verified to have worked 100% on everyone young, old, male or female. Always had people coming up to meet him and shake his hand.

Bish's be mirin'

did he smash?

Lmao of all NFL teams to pose as you choose the browns?

bishes love johnny football

Say what you want but that is literally the definition of a poser OP.

hell yea i am

[coozapalooza]

In on this idea. Get some Browns stuff before the cruise...some of those NFL Equipment lightweight shirts that would look like they're given out by the team

[elias1877]

youd be better off saying you play soccer or some chit with your build. say you just lost in world cup and are on vacay now.


edit: or just dont be a ******* that has to lie to get broadS?

[ltrrtl218]

ravishing_rick is black?




...my whole world just changed

fuark this

[brianamb52]

i was thinking about UofM
but im about to go big or go home


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeSean_Jackson


im 6'1 with shoes
biceps are 15inchs

wat kind of shoes we talkin bout here

[UofACATS]

did he smash?

This was on vacation for a month in Hawaii, every time we went to the bars he would pull a sloot. I witnessed 100% success rate. Once she believed it, game over.

Dude would constantly kill it, but he had his routine down pat. All the details and from practice he sold it perfectly. Being black, 240, and 6'5 all really helped. Just stayed "humble" but also 100% confidence and ego at the same time.

[DarkOmen]

Lol I already pulled this move in a cruise and smashed multiple girls like that.

They thought I was a professional MMA fighter. I said it was my last week in vacation before going to training camp preparing for UFC 74. LOL

[LackingNLoyalty]

This, saw a video one time of this random dude walking in a mall and acting like a celebrity he had one of his bros play along and be like Oh man I know you from that show can I get a pic in a earshot of chicks and the girls would instantly come up and want pics with him even though they had no idea who he was just because some other person said oh you're a celebrity.

Here you go



Cliffs people are retarded

depressing.

in on roll bread though.

[Ravishing_Rick]

This was on vacation for a month in Hawaii, every time we went to the bars he would pull a sloot. I witnessed 100% success rate. Once she believed it, game over.

Dude would constantly kill it, but he had his routine down pat. All the details and from practice he sold it perfectly. Being black, 240, and 6'5 all really helped. Just stayed "humble" but also 100% confidence and ego at the same time.

Lol I already pulled this move in a cruise and smashed multiple girls like that.

They thought I was a professional MMA fighter. I said it was my last week in vacation before going to training camp preparing for UFC 74. LOL

i will not care if the guys on this forum think this is a dick move lying to sloots who are there to smash anyway
because my dick will be moving in dat dere pussy and i will care less

[DasPhilosopher]

Just tell Sloots your Rep power.


Post pic to confirm you're black. Always thought you were white.

[DunkinD]

If no troll thread ravishing rick is a big disappointment. Seems like a FA that just spends his days online and cant pick up girls irl

[Ravishing_Rick]

Just tell Sloots your Rep power.
Post pic to confirm you're black. Always thought you were white.

im half black but the black gene were the dominate trait as you can see

If no troll thread ravishing rick is a big disappointment. Seems like a FA that just spends his days online and cant pick up girls irl

its funny that i have fuking 65k post
yet i go out everyweek ,have hobbies,travel every year, visit all of my family every week, read 52 books a year,ect

i find it weird that i do way more in a week than most miscers who are under 3k post do in a month
doesn't add up

[GoetheSaid]

you'll pull more if you say you're a soccer player. get on dat world cup wave.

[DasPhilosopher]

im half black but the black gene were the dominate trait as you can see

Thanks for quoting me.


Huge honor.

[joonbee128]

I have faith in you OP.

[DunkinD]

its funny that i have fuking 65k post
yet i go out everyweek ,have hobbies,travel every year, visit all of my family every week, read 52 books a year,ect

i find it weird that i do way more in a week than most miscers who are under 3k post do in a month
doesn't add up

Yet still over the last 9 years you avg out to 20 a posts a day...If you are that busy no way you can keep that up for 9 years..I misc while at work monday - friday and think I post enough and nowhere close to your average

[Ravishing_Rick]

you'll pull more if you say you're a soccer player. get on dat world cup wave.

i still could change it to a sport that fits me better
middle weight mma would be perfect, but does MMA sound good to most sloots

Yet still over the last 9 years you avg out to 20 a posts a day...If you are that busy no way you can keep that up for 9 years..I misc while at work monday - friday and think I post enough and nowhere close to your average

and yet i do
i gotta admit most of my post were back in the early days( 2008-2011) when i wasnt doing much, was on 24/7

[HSeries]

[PervedOut]

Pretend University of Michigan football player checking in and sometimes Pretend MLB farm team baseball player checking in

Have done this before. They fall for it pretty easily and ask to friend you on ********.

[hublife]

Why the fuk do dudes always pick chit that is easily googled?


You're not an NFL player or an NBA player. You're an F1 Racer who is about to break into the major circuit. You're a Broadway actor who has performed Shakespeare 7 times alongside of Julia Roberts (or some actor who actully is on Broadway).

If you're going to make up dumb chit at least do something original. Hell...be a fukking Astronaut.

[PervedOut]

Why the fuk do dudes always pick chit that is easily googled?


You're not an NFL player or an NBA player. You're an F1 Racer who is about to break into the major circuit. You're a Broadway actor who has performed Shakespeare 7 times alongside of Julia Roberts (or some actor who actully is on Broadway).

If you're going to make up dumb chit at least do something original. Hell...be a fukking Astronaut.

I've been able to talk myself out of failed Google results tho m8. Tell them you were a NRI (non roster invitee)or something of the like and say that it wont list you on the searches/team sites until you pass a physical etc. Pretending to know a few star players/their relatives gets the women going. Being a good, convincing pathological liar has its benefits

[Ravishing_Rick]

Why the fuk do dudes always pick chit that is easily googled?


You're not an NFL player or an NBA player. You're an F1 Racer who is about to break into the major circuit. You're a Broadway actor who has performed Shakespeare 7 times alongside of Julia Roberts (or some actor who actully is on Broadway).

If you're going to make up dumb chit at least do something original. Hell...be a fukking Astronaut.

what about a stunt double?
would that even work?

[Ravishing_Rick]

and were off
soon... not yet

[KILLdante]

innn

[Winky69]

do it *******

[BrawnySwoleman]

Say you play basketball oversea---

5'11

Say you're a college football player.

[Ravishing_Rick]

my luck

was Royal Caribbean = family , old people , couples ,5/10s black chicks , hbb latinas ********,50yo white women, 2% white young chicks 90% Spanish speakers


the ********s were flirting hard with me but i didnt know all the words and plus they were 16


i did get some bras from some 8+/10 hbbs 1 white 1 latin and they got my pants( ill talk about that later)
and talked to a couple girls at the pool party, (attention whores)

never got a chance to use the fake occupation because it was no need to there since only 10% spoke English and the other just wanted to dance



i have many pics
many ass pics
couple hbbs ...all 5 of them
and nice travel pics


will make another thread and post link in here

[ComeRewind]

my luck

was Royal Caribbean = family , old people , couples ,5/10s black chicks , hbb latinas ********,50yo white women, 2% white young chicks 90% Spanish speakers


the ********s were flirting hard with me but i didnt know all the words and plus they were 16


i did get some bras from some 8+/10 hbbs 1 white 1 latin and they got my pants( ill talk about that later)
and talked to a couple girls at the pool party, (attention whores)

never got a chance to use the fake occupation because it was no need to there since only 10% spoke English and the other just wanted to dance



i have many pics
many ass pics
couple hbbs ...all 5 of them
and nice travel pics


will make another thread and post link in here

soooooooo, those pics...