going on trip posing as nfl player, lets see how many gold diggers fall for it +pics

[Ravishing_Rick]

going on a cruise this week
posing a Cleveland brown player . team member of johnny football
if these gold diggers fall for this dont feel sorry for them
these bishes dont know about football , all the need to hear is the word NFL
will take cam with me

das it mane

[joemama6943]

Where r pics, and what are you gonna do where a bunch of browns practice gear around

[THEHEADLIN3R]

Lol. I used to do that chit all the time, told bitches I was in the NBA though, works like a charm.

[Ravishing_Rick]

Where r pics

im not on trip yet

Lol. I used to do that chit all the time, told bitches I was in the NBA though, works like a charm.

these bishes terrible

[joemama6943]

R u black? if u are it will work srs

[Ravishing_Rick]

R u black? if u are it will work srs

black enough
will get blacker from sun
wut?

[HumanfromEarth]

Pretend University of Michigan football player checking in and sometimes Pretend MLB farm team baseball player checking in

[amikaelmorris]

5'11 172

yeah, everyones gonna believe you

[GoobyPls]

lets hope theres no wi fi on the ship so they wont wanna see your highlight reel

[AniMaLizTik]

5'11 172

yeah, everyones gonna believe you

in b4 a dad or brother sees you, asks a few questions, calls you out and beats your azs

[Ravishing_Rick]

Pretend University of Michigan football player checking in and sometimes Pretend MLB farm team baseball player checking in

i was thinking about UofM
but im about to go big or go home

5'11 172
yeah, everyones gonna believe you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeSean_Jackson


im 6'1 with shoes
biceps are 15inchs

[Ravishing_Rick]

lets hope theres no wi fi on the ship so they wont wanna see your highlight reel

nikka u know i checked

in b4 a dad or brother sees you, asks a few questions, calls you out and beats your azs

old white guys mixed me up with nfl players all the time
thats where i got the idea

[Qwertym]

Can we get a pic of you to see if this is gonna end well

[FastingsFunBrah]

lets hope theres no wi fi on the ship so they wont wanna see your highlight reel

There is but its super expensive. Not too expensive for an nfl player doe

[joemama6943]

lets hope theres no wi fi on the ship so they wont wanna see your highlight reel

Easy as fuark to get around just say ur a rookie and you came from a D2 school so none of ur games were televised.

No bish would be smart enough to question that

[disphugginflip]

What will you do when said bishes pull out phone to confirm?

Edit: ^^^ nm, youll be swimming in the poon.

[Titansfan08]

Just tell them you have 53k rep power on the misc

[Manc33]

Easy as fuark to get around just say ur a rookie and you came from a D2 school so none of ur games were televised.

No bish would be smart enough to question that

They also wouldn't give a fuk about a no name footballer like that derp.

He is supposed to be going out posing as a celebrity!

[Rizzo845]

Sloots are dumb as **** , can tell them anything srs
OP enjoying drowning in that pussy

[loweng4p]

I love to pretend to be Akon sometimes...

Maybe I should start saying I'm prince amukamara form the Giants

[Ravishing_Rick]

Can we get a pic of you to see if this is gonna end well

Sloots are dumb as **** , can tell them anything srs
OP enjoying drowning in that pussy

this guy gets it

[DunkinD]

Op...cruise ships do have internet....you just have to pay. So it could backfire

[Ravishing_Rick]

Op...cruise ships do have internet....you just have to pay. So it could backfire

sh*t expensive
if they ever get a chance to pay i would have already smashed
and ill be like

[Chairman7w]

going on a cruise this week
posing a Cleveland brown player . team member of johnny football
if these gold diggers fall for this dont feel sorry for them
these bishes dont know about football , all the need to hear is the word NFL
will take cam with me

das it mane

[cliveclive]

http://i.imgur.com/UUqWzDW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FNNUSIG.jpg

this guy gets it

sorry brah but i think ur just a FA virgin and try that as a strat to finally get laid => justifying this as a "misc experiment"

pics kinda confirm this

still in for results

[DunkinD]

sh*t expensive
if they ever get a chance to pay i would have already smashed
and ill be like

Good point.

so you just going to bring it up when they ask what do for for a living? Or do you plan to walk around with browns gear? How will this all go down

[Chairman7w]

I recommend having a posse kind of run interference for you, keep the common folk back. They can subtly spread the word when people ask. Wear your shades indoors, wear plenty of bling... You'll be swimmin' in pussy by the end of Day 2.

[JorgeZimmermen]

lol and which player exactly do you plan to be?

[SquatNYC]

Hahahhaa your on vacation......

No one is gonna beleive you and you will look dumb. Just enjoy your time away and relax.

[GiveGains]

Ayy