Moving in with 3 females (LMAO, I'm fukkin done)(AMA)
CLIFFS
-Lived in NY with my mom
-took drastic change to further my life so moved all the way across the US to Cali
-Due to certain circumstances, 10 months later I have to move (I have until July 1st)
-GF of 8 months is my only ticket to not being homeless (We're both broke, I'm just broker)
-Her mom & dad just "broke up" (don't ask...they're "not together. Her dad is in New Orleans)
-simultaneously her sister breaks up with her BF of 1 year who she lived with
-we all need somewhere to live
-GF found a house on craigslist that we just visited and is beautiful
-Moving in with 3 other people will be easier financially
-I'm actually considering this and can't complain because I'm broke and will have a home (LMAO OP is a fukking dumbass SRS)
CLIFFS of CLIFFS
-Dumb kunt OP is moving in with 3 females
- which are his GF, GF's mother & GF's sister who BOTH just broke up with their SO's
-OP will suffocate from the estrogen emitted and will die the only man in his vicinity
I am going to have to be really spiritual and suck it up for a year minimum.
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06-15-2014, 07:01 PM #1Registered User
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Moving in with 3 females (LMAO, I'm fukkin done)(AMA)
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06-15-2014, 07:03 PM #2Deal with it.
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Not as bad as being homeless
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06-15-2014, 07:04 PM #3Registered User
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trueOriginally Posted by SwoleMayne
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06-15-2014, 07:05 PM #4Thick. Solid. Tight.
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Have the most epic 4 way known to man.Originally Posted by 1BarelyTho
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06-15-2014, 07:05 PM #5Registered User
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phuarkkk, end well this will not
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06-15-2014, 07:05 PM #6Registered User
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fuk dat, sleep in your car
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06-15-2014, 07:05 PM #7Mrs. Black Jesus
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^This but goodluck.Originally Posted by SwoleMayne
Get ready to get gangbanged when you argue with your gf tho.I want to forget mistakes they've helped me make
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06-15-2014, 07:05 PM #8Registered User
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Lmao you're fukking done bro, srs. It'd be bad enough if it was three strangers but GF + mother and sister? you're finished
brb PMS and then they team up on you and kick you out
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06-15-2014, 07:06 PM #9Sweet Prince of Peace
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beat me to itOriginally Posted by Agentdark45
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06-15-2014, 07:07 PM #10Registered User
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****ing a man. RIP to you and your relationship once your gf finds out her sister and mom are gonna try to smash you as their rebound.
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06-15-2014, 07:08 PM #11friendship expert
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2/3 of the craigslist roommates i've had were females. once 1 girl, another time 2 girls. i have my own place now. both times were fine the fact that they were females didn't matter. the fact that ur now living with ur gf's entire family is the problem.
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06-15-2014, 07:08 PM #12Registered User
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you gota at least bang the mom
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06-15-2014, 07:08 PM #13Snookums
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When dat dere periods start......RIP in peace OP
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06-15-2014, 07:09 PM #14Attention K-Mart shoppers
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wow, you have the worst of many situations
-living with females (filthy, passive aggressive, etc)
-being a couple in a multi-roommate situation (you will probably be resented for this, with or without reason)
-living with gfs mother who will likely not treat you or your other roommates with any sort of respect, even if it's unintentional she will probably treat you like a child instead of a tenant
-living with other family (do things like not have bills/rent and assuming you will let them pay later/take advantage of you/etc)
have fun with that cuz, would rather sleep on a park bench than be tied down on a lease with that sh*tLifts:
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06-15-2014, 07:09 PM #15Registered User
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Rather this then being homeless brah, but be ready to put up with alot of bullchit
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06-15-2014, 07:10 PM #16hahahahahahahaahhahahahaahhahaahOriginally Posted by ChangeOfStyle
This x 10.
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06-15-2014, 07:10 PM #17
inb4 OP shaggin' the mom and the sister
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06-15-2014, 07:12 PM #18Biomed Brah
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They're all going to get their PMS at the same time each month. Your chit is going to be getting rustled sooooo hard during that period (no pun intended).
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06-15-2014, 07:15 PM #19buck buck, bink bink
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Goodnight sweet sanity. Wait till they're menstruating at once. Lmfao
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06-15-2014, 07:15 PM #20Registered User
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Pls update this thread once the balls get rolling. I really wanna have a good laugh at your situation, no hate. You have to admit it's going to be hilarious.
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06-15-2014, 07:17 PM #21HyperSizing
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Sounds like you can take them all 3 as your wives and live a happy life, they already accepted it actually you just need to manage the responsibilityOriginally Posted by 1BarelyTho
What's the problem
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06-15-2014, 07:17 PM #22Registered User
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^^^ wizardOriginally Posted by Hypernation
I can confirm i have a gf with a sister and a mom who get crazy when it's that time of the month or if they've been in the same house for too long lol!Ohio State University Crew*
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06-15-2014, 07:17 PM #23Registered User
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It might not be so bad...
But you can probably bet there's going to be a lot of badmouthing men in that household.
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06-15-2014, 07:18 PM #24Registered User
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living with 3 females - fine
living with gfs family
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06-15-2014, 07:20 PM #25There's no more.
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Just live it up OP. Hopefully they're all cool.
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06-15-2014, 07:20 PM #26Registered User
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Inb4 OP gets a sitcom made about his lifeOriginally Posted by Jiwa
I'm here to make friends and listen to other peoples problems,send me a PM if you want to talk.I misc at odd hours.
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06-15-2014, 07:22 PM #27Registered User
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Can op pull off the Mom and 2 daughters 4some, find out next time on "Will OP Deliver?!"
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06-15-2014, 07:22 PM #28Inafter pWally
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Lmao this.Originally Posted by Agentdark45
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06-15-2014, 07:29 PM #29Misc MD Crew
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prepare for the filth!!!!
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