MISC, ate my first girl out yesterday.. not sure how I did (GTFIH)(pics) (gif)

[DEMONlC]

You're safe brah. Takes 5 minutes to get herpes

fukn lol

OP listen to the man

[UofACATS]

NEVER EAT A GIRL OUT UNLESS IT'S A GIRLFRIEND.

Wise Waffle Brah

[SwoleKC]

i repleid to girl an said "whats that suppoased to mean?"

she said "lmao wow ur hopeless" (WTF?)

I said "K"

she said "bye"

deleted her from phone, considering going no contact fuk her

[notrollsrs]

gif not good srs. chicks tend to enjoy more long/sensual strokes esp at first...intensity/speed picks up with their excitement. obv each chick is a lil diff as to what really does *it* for them. keep mouth and tongue connected with clit/entire pussay if that makes sense. licking motions such as that goat=bad in my experience (have ate over 40 chicks out srs).

[NWA19]

I'm 99% sure you have the herp derp now.

[placentalprevia]

i repleid to girl an said "whats that suppoased to mean?"

she said "lmao wow ur hopeless" (WTF?)

I said "K"

she said "bye"

deleted her from phone, considering going no contact fuk her

lmao she was definitely making fun of you. she implied that you lick like the goat which is NOT how eat a girl out skillfully.


2nd you ate a tinder bish out. pray for no rashes of peaces sprouting up on your face/in your mouth

[LazyStarfish]

what movie was it?

[elshaneo]

i repleid to girl an said "whats that suppoased to mean?"

she said "lmao wow ur hopeless" (WTF?)

I said "K"

she said "bye"

deleted her from phone, considering going no contact fuk her

hahahahaha lol op youre only considering going no contact now?

[SwoleKC]

what movie was it?

no strings attached and frozen

[mhockey9090]

would smash that chick

[Laverna]

Fukkin lol - obvious roll bread but repping OP anyway 'cause thread funny as fuk

[CollinEJ6]

Tastes like bags of pennies.

[blazemaze]

she tapped me on shoulder while i was lickin and said lets watch a movie

[oe7Leo]

when you see her

tell her she tasted like piss

and to clean next time

will totally destroy her

you will own her completely

proceed to sexually degrade her

[SwoleKC]

when you see her

tell her she tasted like piss

and to clean next time

will totally destroy her

you will own her completely

proceed to sexually degrade her

thanks for advice but nah, prob just ignore hopefully never see her again dum sloot

cuz even afterward she was sayin **** like "it was so easy to deep throat u lol im not used to that" and just makin stupid jokes like that, hopefully just jokes but u never kno lol

[Mirinyo]

thanks for advice but nah, prob just ignore hopefully never see her again dum sloot

cuz even afterward she was sayin **** like "it was so easy to deep throat u lol im not used to that" and just makin stupid jokes like that, hopefully just jokes but u never kno lol

so… how bigs ya dink?
no moho

[cannonballdooky]

Obviously you ran into an experienced sloot, which has it's benefits since you got something out of it, but if you aren't very experienced, she won't like it.

[brahsaurus]

thanks for advice but nah, prob just ignore hopefully never see her again dum sloot

cuz even afterward she was sayin **** like "it was so easy to deep throat u lol im not used to that" and just makin stupid jokes like that, hopefully just jokes but u never kno lol

lol. im starting to think you're trolling. if not, we're all gonna make it brah

[JoeSFX]

i repleid to girl an said "whats that suppoased to mean?"

she said "lmao wow ur hopeless" (WTF?)

I said "K"

she said "bye"

deleted her from phone, considering going no contact fuk her

you ate out a tinder sloot, wotm8 you prob licked the microscopic residue of over 100 tinder cawks, pls stay safe OP

Tell her she tasted like mushroom and onion soup, that will ruin her self esteem for the rest of her life srs

[SwoleKC]

so… how bigs ya dink?
no moho

always thought it was pretty big no homo

lol. im starting to think you're trolling. if not, we're all gonna make it brah

wish i was (srs) cuz this sloot destroyed confidence might never talk to tinder girls again lol

[IRockNikes]

Strong post count op.

[HughMyronbraugh]

thanks for advice but nah, prob just ignore hopefully never see her again dum sloot

cuz even afterward she was sayin **** like "it was so easy to deep throat u lol im not used to that" and just makin stupid jokes like that, hopefully just jokes but u never kno lol

Really jumped the shark here brah

[Bella518]

I'm not posting how to eat a girl. You can look at pron for that. But I'm going to tell you one thing that never fails to get a girl excited, enjoy it! Srs. We can tell if you're enjoying it or not. It's such a turn off if you were doing it like that goat lmao .... It's kinda like you were just trying to get it over with.

She didnt taste good so I understand. Pennies and pee? Uhmmm no. Only girls who have a bad diet/ drink /smoke taste like that.

[JorgeZimmermen]

HERES SOME REAL GOOD ADVICE FOR THE MISC:


NEVER, I repeat, NEVER go down on a girl you just met on the first fuking night or any stranger at that!!!! Unless you know her, STOP. If the dumb bish wants to put your dink in her mouth let her, but save yourself!!!

[lunaxy1111]

Historia fabricada

[lunaxy1111]

HERES SOME REAL GOOD ADVICE FOR THE MISC:


NEVER, I repeat, NEVER go down on a girl you just met on the first fuking night or any stranger at that!!!! Unless you know her, STOP. If the dumb bish wants to put your dink in her mouth let her, but save yourself!!!

If she has herpes she can still give them to him through oral ....

[Lb54TG]

didnt read btw

Lmao

[Lb54TG]

I'm not posting how to eat a girl. You can look at pron for that. But I'm going to tell you one thing that never fails to get a girl excited, enjoy it! Srs. We can tell if you're enjoying it or not. It's such a turn off if you were doing it like that goat lmao .... It's kinda like you were just trying to get it over with.

She didnt taste good so I understand. Pennies and pee? Uhmmm no. Only girls who have a bad diet/ drink /smoke taste like that.

How is it suppose to taste? Srs. And damn we are always on at the same time lollll

[JungleJenetics]

LOL are some people naturally this bad at sex? Fuk dude

[Bella518]

How is it suppose to taste? Srs. And damn we are always on at the same time lollll

Mine tastes like rainbows, cotton candy , and happiness. Lol j/k. But why are you asking? Never tasted a girl before?