Parasite cleanse(wtf)(groce)

[blckndyllw]

I didn't know worms are a first world problem

[Deftones3]

10 Signs You May Have a Parasite

You have an explained constipation, diarrhea, gas, or other symptoms of IBS
You traveled internationally and remember getting traveler’s diarrhea while abroad
You have a history of food poisoning and your digestion has not been the same since.
You have trouble falling asleep, or you wake up multiple times during the night.
You get skin irritations or unexplained rashes, hives, rosacea or eczema.
You grind your teeth in your sleep.
You have pain or aching in your muscles or joints.
You experience fatigue, exhaustion, depression, or frequent feelings of apathy.
You never feel satisfied or full after your meals.
You've been diagnosed with iron-deficiency anemia.

Sauce: http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-11321...-parasite.html

Literally only have one of these. Fatigue, Exhaustion, depression.

I might make it

[Leon09]

Tried the sea salt cleanse this morning. Didn't see any worms but it did clean me out pretty good. I was literally peeing from my angus.

Just had some fish tacos I feel like I'm about to **** them out already.

[m0ridin]

10 Signs You May Have a Parasite

You have an explained constipation, diarrhea, gas, or other symptoms of IBS
You traveled internationally and remember getting traveler’s diarrhea while abroad
You have a history of food poisoning and your digestion has not been the same since.
You have trouble falling asleep, or you wake up multiple times during the night.
You get skin irritations or unexplained rashes, hives, rosacea or eczema.
You grind your teeth in your sleep.
You have pain or aching in your muscles or joints.
You experience fatigue, exhaustion, depression, or frequent feelings of apathy.
You never feel satisfied or full after your meals.
You've been diagnosed with iron-deficiency anemia.

Sauce: http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-11321...-parasite.html

mindbodygreen.com

must be legit

Cleanses are BS, people.

http://www.tipsonhealthyliving.com/d...ord-on-detoxes

[blckndyllw]

10 Signs You May Have a Parasite

You have an explained constipation, diarrhea, gas, or other symptoms of IBS
You traveled internationally and remember getting traveler’s diarrhea while abroad
You have a history of food poisoning and your digestion has not been the same since.
You have trouble falling asleep, or you wake up multiple times during the night.
You get skin irritations or unexplained rashes, hives, rosacea or eczema.
You grind your teeth in your sleep.
You have pain or aching in your muscles or joints.
You experience fatigue, exhaustion, depression, or frequent feelings of apathy.
You never feel satisfied or full after your meals.
You've been diagnosed with iron-deficiency anemia.

Sauce: http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-11321...-parasite.html

These are also the symptoms of a million other things, just saying it's probably scaremongering

[sp303]

i dont think most parasites are even visible.i looked into this a couple years ago and read in many places that the most common parasite is the acaris worm and practically everybody has them

[sp303]

mindbodygreen.com

must be legit

Cleanses are BS, people.

http://www.tipsonhealthyliving.com/d...ord-on-detoxes

no.drugs are BS.

[KayronF]

i dont think most parasites are even visible.i looked into this a couple years ago and read in many places that the most common parasite is the acaris worm and practically everybody has them

Looked up the acaris worm and looked at the pics and I don't want to eat anymore

[Ted Nugent]

cliffs?

[SKIN__N__BONES]

cliffs?

check back in 2 days to see if there are any results. Otherwise nothing yet. People just now receiving cleanse and it takes a few days to work

[Deftones3]

cliffs?

Cliffs:

Buy the thing in the OP.
**** out worms and feel energized.

[Ted Nugent]

**** out worms and feel energized.

das it mane

[Loastres]

Update 1:

Purchased the stuff in the OP. NOW FOODS Fresh Green Black Walnut Wormwood Complex. Took a half a dropper in about 2oz of water and shot it. Anyone who says it tastes bad just hates alcohol, tasted like clove flavored vodka to me, so if you can handle that this is np.

Plan on taking another half dropper tonight and increasing to a full dropper - two droppers over the course of the next few weeks.

grats on being gullible as phuck

[Flying414]

wtf one woman said in her review she had bugs come out of her lady parts............................

this cannot be real life. I saw this thread title on the misc last night and had a horrible satanic dream about parasites..

[DonVonDuck]

wtf one woman said in her review she had bugs come out of her lady parts............................

this cannot be real life. I saw this thread title on the misc last night and had a horrible satanic dream about parasites..

Yeah, usually worms come IN the lady parts. Am I right...?? Huh??? Am I right.....??

[Xylo]

properly gagged reading this, made it even worse looking up photos of them in giant chits

has anyone in this thread seen worms yet?

[gwem32170191]

properly gagged reading this, made it even worse looking up photos of them in giant chits

has anyone in this thread seen worms yet?

Negative, a few miscers are dosing right now but it will be a few days. I am simultaneously hoping that I can deliver but not deliver, not wasting a whole 12 dollars would be nice, but I think not chitting out a grip of worms would be nicer.

grats on being gullible as phuck

Thanks bro, and by bro I mean never my bro, *******. negged.

[king_nothing]

Pretty sure most of the Amazon reviews are fake. There are way too sensationalist and after reading one or two you start to get a feeling they are not legitimite.

Start going back in time and they become more and more down to earth. The recent ones are "a tub of pasta is falling out of me", back a few months/years it is mostly "didn't see anything but feel a little better". Tell me which one sounds more realistic.

With that being said, picked up a bottle. Worms are gross, CAN'T RISK IT!!!!!!

everyone plz post results

[tyn89]

sub'd for result. Please deliver miscers

[Zerafian]

damn...everyone convincing themselves they have worms lol...You guys do know we have living creatures crawling on are bodies at all times right?

To actually get parasitic worms that will cause your body harm you have to eat contaminated veggies or undercooked meat and even then the chances are rare...like car accident rare. If there are things like this in our bodies naturally they are most likely doing no harm to us.

Im gonna say this sh*t is like hand sanitizer. It doesnt only rid our bodies of bad things but also things that our bodies rely on.

[DonVonDuck]

Pretty sure most of the Amazon reviews are fake. There are way too sensationalist and after reading one or two you start to get a feeling they are not legitimite.

Start going back in time and they become more and more down to earth. The recent ones are "a tub of pasta is falling out of me", back a few months/years it is mostly "didn't see anything but feel a little better". Tell me which one sounds more realistic.

With that being said, picked up a bottle. Worms are gross, CAN'T RISK IT!!!!!!

everyone plz post results

The reviews aren't sorted by date in the link OP posted.

[DualRectifier]

This reminds me of that maple syrup "cleanse" a few years ago...people sh!tting out bulbous ropes after consuming nothing but maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper for a week. Blecchhh.

It's a scam, or hoax, or whatever you want to call it. All these cleanses/detoxes are. Your body expels waste pretty efficiently as it is. Anything new that you see was caused by the specific product. It's not toxins leaving the body.

If you want to clean yourself out, take 5 heaping teaspoons of Metamucil or any pure psyllium husk every morning. This will completely clear your digestive tract. It has also been shown to lower cholesterol, block carbs, etc. Look up any real independent study on the effects of fiber supplements.

[king_nothing]

The reviews aren't sorted by date in the link OP posted.

You can sort "Newest First" instead of "Most Helpful" (which usually just means what people want to hear). Looking again there are some crazy ones from a few years ago.

Most are recent though. Headline of one in 2013: "This stuff might just save your life." I mean comeee on, GTFO

[SKIN__N__BONES]

You can sort "Newest First" instead of "Most Helpful" (which usually just means what people want to hear). Looking again there are some crazy ones from a few years ago.

Most are recent though. Headline of one in 2013: "This stuff might just save your life." I mean comeee on, GTFO

id just be surprised now foods would waste their time as they are a huge company. 8 dollar bottles probably arent making them much but who knows

We will see with results/pics soon.

[DonVonDuck]

You can sort "Newest First" instead of "Most Helpful" (which usually just means what people want to hear). Looking again there are some crazy ones from a few years ago.

Most are recent though. Headline of one in 2013: "This stuff might just save your life." I mean comeee on, GTFO

There are positive reviews all throughout. Do you really think that someone would fake reviews over the course of 7 years for an $8 product? A product that you can get from multiple sellers? Check out other sites as well, partner. iherb for example has a lot of reviews on this. It'll be interesting to see miscer results.

[G0S9G]

Has anyone actually seen any studies that back up the information in this thread? BRB 1 billion people have certain type of worm, 1/3 of your **** is waste from parasites, eating sushi = worm central, 97% of people have parasites in their blood stream. Seems a little bit over-exaggerated and it isn't nearly as bad as the claim. If this was as big of an issue as these people claim don't you think the mainstream media would have caught wind of it in some form? Or you'd atleast hear about it on fitness/health websites? Seems like all of the "sources" in this thread are attempting to sell some type of worm be gone formula.

I guess we'll see if any miscers sh!t out worms in the coming weeks...

[kangtin]

in on epic time in the bathroom

[Flying414]

Has anyone actually seen any studies that back up the information in this thread? BRB 1 billion people have certain type of worm, 1/3 of your **** is waste from parasites, eating sushi = worm central, 97% of people have parasites in their blood stream. Seems a little bit over-exaggerated and it isn't nearly as bad as the claim. If this was as big of an issue as these people claim don't you think the mainstream media would have caught wind of it in some form? Or you'd atleast hear about it on fitness/health websites? Seems like all of the "sources" in this thread are attempting to sell some type of worm be gone formula.

I guess we'll see if any miscers sh!t out worms in the coming weeks...

I agree with the above in that if this were as legit as these sources claim, I feel like everyone would know about this and do it.

[Grizzlypanda]

salt



bathsalts

[Deftones3]

felt like I was slightly hallucinating at work today. May have been because I had 5 hours sleep and was hot as ****. Maybe il take a dropperful instead of two.

My appetite has increased a lot though.

****ing died out laughing dude. The product is known to cause hallucinations if you take too much. Stay safe, and probably stick to 1 dropper IMO