been bulking for the past 9 months or so, made solid gains on all my lifts and put on around 40 lbs. problem is my ass and thighs exploded in size while my waist line is still decent sized. so i measured that **** today and i got 44 inch around my glutes and 32 around my waist, is this real life? no homo
brb cant wear jeans nor even sweat pants unless extra large, looks fckn ridiculous
brb catch ppl staring at my ass while walking by, males and females, insecure.jpg
brb girlfriend makes jokes about it all the time
brb everytime i workout legs glutes overpower everything, cant even squat anymore
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05-14-2014, 02:31 AM #1Registered User
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Severe case of bubble butt need advice :(
Get a crew cut. Everybody knows a short haircut makes you look bigger. Really though, I suggest going all the way and shaving it off. Grow a goatee too. This will suffice during your hypertrophy-phasse till there's an 8 pack of hotdogs on the back of your neck.
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05-14-2014, 02:32 AM #2You Adamirin?
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show me your ass gay boy
I Do it because i can,
I Can because i want to,
I Want to because you said i couldn't.
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05-14-2014, 02:33 AM #3Registered User
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Pics of ass
NohomoDo you even make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle microtrauma?
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05-14-2014, 02:33 AM #4
i know that feel dude, no more squats for you
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05-14-2014, 02:35 AM #5Crassiest Modulator Alive
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Front squat
You're welcomeResident Cop Defender-In-Chief
GOP needs no water, let it burn.
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05-14-2014, 02:37 AM #6Registered User
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make it bigger... bubble has to explode at some point nomsayin
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05-14-2014, 02:41 AM #7Registered User
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Lol bro, me and my girlfriend always laugh and talk trash when we see a guy with a big ass. Gross.
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05-14-2014, 02:54 AM #8Registered User
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thats all i been doing for the last 3 months, isnt helping much.Originally Posted by memcop
Get a crew cut. Everybody knows a short haircut makes you look bigger. Really though, I suggest going all the way and shaving it off. Grow a goatee too. This will suffice during your hypertrophy-phasse till there's an 8 pack of hotdogs on the back of your neck.
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05-14-2014, 02:56 AM #9eets
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same brah glutes are like 37+ inches waist is 30 inches
just remember sloots love the glutes
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05-14-2014, 02:59 AM #10Registered User
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phuck this, this is the 3'rd time today this has happened and i've had to reformat my danm pc, The pictures won't load and only load after a reformat of my computer and a new OSOriginally Posted by mikecrocop
this is costing me too much OP I hope the pictures are good, brb checking back in 50 minutes..."Life is whatever you want it to be. If success makes
you happy then you will strive for success because
human nature is to work towards happiness" ~ Unknown Miscer
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Everyones gona make it brah
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05-14-2014, 03:00 AM #11Registered User
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no homo of course
Get a crew cut. Everybody knows a short haircut makes you look bigger. Really though, I suggest going all the way and shaving it off. Grow a goatee too. This will suffice during your hypertrophy-phasse till there's an 8 pack of hotdogs on the back of your neck.
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05-14-2014, 03:01 AM #12Registered User
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O boy.....
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05-14-2014, 03:02 AM #13Banned
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Originally Posted by mikecrocop
no homo of course
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05-14-2014, 03:03 AM #14Registered Twelvie.
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what the actual fuk at the pic posted above^^^^^ no fukkin thanks jeff
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05-14-2014, 03:03 AM #15Rookie of the year
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05-14-2014, 03:04 AM #16Bammed
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Loling hard at this thread so far.
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05-14-2014, 03:04 AM #17Registered Sloot
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05-14-2014, 03:04 AM #18Banned
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whats your routine op, dead srs, please respond.
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05-14-2014, 03:05 AM #19Lift. Laugh. Love.
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Originally Posted by mikecrocop
no homo of course
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05-14-2014, 03:06 AM #20Do I even lift?
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Lmao I thot u were joking. U have dat ass (no homo). Do u kno how many women would kill for those curves??
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05-14-2014, 03:06 AM #21Registered User
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Lmao Nice ass
No.. no homo
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05-14-2014, 03:06 AM #22Stoic
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those seem women nails phaggot
io saturnalia!
But a brief existence is common to all things,
and yet thou avoidest and pursuest all things as if
they would be eternal. A little time, and thou shalt
close thy eyes; and him who has attended thee to thy
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Good god
I'm confused
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05-14-2014, 03:10 AM #25Expert Nipple Masseur
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05-14-2014, 03:11 AM #26ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ส้้้้้
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That pic gave me a chub..Originally Posted by mikecrocop
no homo of course
Apple bottom jeans... Boots with the fur..No avi master race.
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05-14-2014, 03:11 AM #27Registered User
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Cut. Your ass will become more defined and women will hngg
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05-14-2014, 03:11 AM #28Registered User
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broOriginally Posted by mikecrocop
no homo of course
FUK UStarted from 110 lbs, goal 160lbs.
Forgot password to '07 account :(
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05-14-2014, 03:12 AM #29Bigger than your GF
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This is a dude? and not a girl? Dude I'm hard wtf.Originally Posted by mikecrocop
no homo of courseIts my thyroid
Misc M.D.
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don't ever go to prisonOriginally Posted by mikecrocop
no homo of course
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