Gf left her hair band on my bedside table for the past 2 years
Das it mane
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05-08-2014, 03:34 AM #151*Platinum Account*
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Sloots come and go but moms are forever
Get to know your parents: you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it: it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
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05-08-2014, 03:40 AM #152It's over for you
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Lol. I have thrown away a lot of stuff in my time. Strong delusional thinkers they are. But there is a lesson in life to learn: the more you hit it, the more stuff will be in your place.Originally Posted by AussieJuNior
Make sure to clear the bed of hair (on the head and pubes!!!)
And never leave your PC unlocked and never unlock any of your devices in front of girls. I miss my youth
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05-08-2014, 03:40 AM #153Registered User
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A girl I knew caught her bf cheating because she found her cousins necklace under her bfs pillow lol.
We on that international conspiracy time?Need a friendly voice, pm me
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05-08-2014, 03:45 AM #154It's over for you
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This is universal bro. All ethnicities and all ages. From book works to bar sloots. From 1/10 to 10/10 HBBsOriginally Posted by ItzcoolBrah
If you are not aware of the CSI routine, you will not be enjoying a dramaless life
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05-08-2014, 03:46 AM #155Registered User
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Mind blown. I've got 7 of either hairpins or strings laying around. I always thought the girls just forgot them by mistake. Now it all makes sense!
I've always put them in a shelf or something if they wanted them back, so they haven't been laying around.
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05-08-2014, 03:49 AM #156Registered User
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nice dimples no wkOriginally Posted by Bella518
wk
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05-08-2014, 03:50 AM #157I yam what I yam
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Smart. This is how you defeat the code.Originally Posted by EpinephrineB
FSU "Go Noles!"
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05-08-2014, 03:53 AM #158Registered User
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lol @ all these guys telling you how to cover it up... you're not dating either sloot, just be honest
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05-08-2014, 03:56 AM #159Registered User
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Thought this was common knowledge....
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05-08-2014, 03:57 AM #160High Test Miscer
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Originally Posted by ALLUCANEATRIBS
We already have a system in place brah.
Amazing.
Even more astonishing that women wont clean that underside of the toilet.Sig line can't be a novel
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05-08-2014, 04:02 AM #161
Can't believe so many *******s here were unaware of this.
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05-08-2014, 04:09 AM #162well that escalated quicklyOriginally Posted by whitepaper
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05-08-2014, 04:39 AM #163Shut Up and Kiss Me
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Lol @ this thread
I'm fairly concerned about so many people here using bobby pins to clean ear wax. It's not safe, you can easily poke a hole in your eardrum (srs)
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05-08-2014, 04:51 AM #164Registered User
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You're not even supposed to use q-tips although many people do.Originally Posted by Bella518
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05-08-2014, 04:56 AM #165Power Level: Over 9000
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girl code...... lel.
was this girl 16 ???
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05-08-2014, 05:12 AM #166Registered User
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Fukkin lol, thought everyone was aware of this.
When i was in hs all of us guys had a way we would let each other know if we'd been there. We'd go use the bathroom and place one of our socks over the long tube in the toilet tank. Even if there is one on there you add another. That way when you checked it you could see just how many dudes from your area she smashed.
As far as i know, there is like 40 houses with socks probably still in the tank.
I still get the urge to pop the lid and drop a sock across itYKYMF!
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05-08-2014, 05:20 AM #167Silver-Tongued Devil
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05-08-2014, 05:22 AM #168pumping iron since 2002
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in on secret girl tactics thread... when will it be mine turn.
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05-08-2014, 05:28 AM #169Registered User
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Bro, it was an excuse to not talk to you after the smash. All made up... She wanted a lay, went to he bathroom and though ****, this is how I never talk to him again.
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05-08-2014, 05:31 AM #170Registered User
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I just can't get over how nasty OP's sink is.
I mean sure, those pins are sometimes hard to find in the bedroom, but leaving your bathroom like this?
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05-08-2014, 05:35 AM #171Registered User
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My gf once got mad at me cuz she found a hair that didn't belong to her in my apt....
A HAIR.......
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05-08-2014, 05:37 AM #172ΑΝΑΚΛΑ ΑΚΔΑΑΘΩΙΩΙ
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Girls leave little objects to mark their territory. It's kinda cute and pathetic at the same time.
Control the coinage and the courts — let the rabble have the rest.
To be negged:
# of times:
To be repped:
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05-08-2014, 05:40 AM #173Permanent Vacation
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Message to OP:
1st: You smashed 2 different girls in a short period of time. GJDM.
2nd: Do a better job of cleaning your crib.
3rd: You shouldn't give a shyt what the broad who found the hair pin says. You already banged her - mission accomplished.
4th: See Line 1________
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05-08-2014, 05:41 AM #174Anti-Circumcision
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Guys don't use hair pins
she saw hair pins in your bathroom
She used 1st grade deduction abilities to determine you had a girl over that wasn't her
It would be the same thing if she saw another girls panties on your bathroom floor
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05-08-2014, 05:45 AM #175Registered User
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Originally Posted by Bella518
op, your first mistake is actually giving a **** what that girl thought. if she wanted to throw a hissy fit because she realizes she's **** food, then move on to the next one. Youre not in a relationship. Neither is she. She shouldnt care. If she does, she's doing it wrong. stick to your guns. start a collection of hairpins actually. leave those ****s there. let them know youre there to slay, not go to musicals and ****.Buccaneers/Lightning/Rays/The U
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05-08-2014, 05:48 AM #176Registered User
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Originally Posted by TooAnabolic
this man. This has happened to me. girl i had over a couple weeks prior used my shower, a long hair was on the bathroom FLOOR. "whats that long hair doing in the bathroom ?"
i told her the truth. **** it. let her know i had a girl over a couple weeks ago. all i got was an "oh.." still smashed after watching step brothers. No reason to hide anything when youre single.Buccaneers/Lightning/Rays/The U
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05-08-2014, 05:55 AM #177Paige's babydaddy
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I've only had women leave their panties behind lol
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05-08-2014, 05:57 AM #178Registered User
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This man is one step ahead of the game on his "by bro, i never mean my bro".Originally Posted by TyBaseball
Btw, OP. I am now cleaning my house and I've found two hair ties and a red scarf...keeping scarf incase I want to be hogan for halloween."Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."
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05-08-2014, 05:57 AM #179Registered User
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Lol, sloots are literally bitches. Instead of marking their territory with pee, they do it with bobby pins
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05-08-2014, 05:59 AM #180Registered User
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always wish she'll leave some underwear behind so i can sniff it crew
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