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04-23-2014, 03:40 PM #1Registered User
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Does anyone here legit believe in Heaven/Hell?
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04-23-2014, 03:41 PM #2Fak'n Joosie
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brb make you horny for almost your entire life but no masturbating
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04-23-2014, 03:43 PM #3Banned
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I do, don't know why though. Seems like a good adventure when the one you have on earth ends abruptly.
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04-23-2014, 03:45 PM #4Registered User
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brb sent to hell for beleafing the wrong religion, brb spending eternity burning in hell for essentially losing a guessing game
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04-23-2014, 03:45 PM #5Registered User
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lol @ God making you horny.Originally Posted by Frell
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04-23-2014, 03:46 PM #6Registered User
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Yes. Hell is a place of cleansing. Most of us will be thrown into it until God feels our time is up. Then we will be demigods.
That thought comforts me, so don't ruin it *******s
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04-23-2014, 03:46 PM #7Registered User
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how i see it, is if there is heaven and hell , heaven cant be that great either. brb an eternity brb eventually you exhaust every single possible thing one could possibly do, may ake trillions of years to get bored of pussy but eventually you will and then you still have an eternity, seriously without some sort of brainwipe during he eternity of heaven you would go insane and voila youve entered hell.
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04-23-2014, 03:47 PM #8Registered User
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God would be the most evil being in existence if he sentenced people to be tortured forever. Literally infinitely more evil than Hitler or Stalin.
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04-23-2014, 03:47 PM #9Registered User
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strong peaceful godOriginally Posted by BeerCalories
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04-23-2014, 03:48 PM #10Banned
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I just want aesthetics when I die, in the afterlife or whatever. If I go to hell (most likely,addict) then I would like some type of badass adventure and become the sickest kunt in hell.
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04-23-2014, 03:48 PM #11
Of course not. People who believe in religion will be imprisoned for severe mental illness in the next 50 years.
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04-23-2014, 03:49 PM #12Registered User
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If god is real, he is certainly responsible for people being horny.Originally Posted by apappas7787
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04-23-2014, 03:50 PM #13CEO of the Unified Fund
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We're just worm food. Pro: no hell. Con: Fido, gramma, and everyone else on this earth will eventually be gone for good
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04-23-2014, 03:56 PM #14
I'm already positive I'm going to hell so at this point its either go big or go home, nom sayin?
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04-23-2014, 03:58 PM #15Banned
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lol at people who don't believe in god but think they know what god knows or how he should be. I personally don't believe in it or god but my life is already hell.
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04-23-2014, 03:59 PM #16Registered User
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People who believe it have no concept of infinity.
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04-23-2014, 04:02 PM #17we're all crazy
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lol
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04-23-2014, 04:04 PM #18Registered pog
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Tfw best friend is going to school for christian studies (wtf yea I know)
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04-23-2014, 04:04 PM #19Where does the bible say masturbating is a sin? In my experience most of the people who believe this are Catholic and listen to the church.Originally Posted by Frell
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04-23-2014, 04:05 PM #20Registered User
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no dude, just 90% of the world believes that.
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internet atheists so mad, lmao. u mad Christians outnumber u 100 to 1?Last edited by Cfitz717; 04-23-2014 at 08:26 PM.
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04-23-2014, 04:05 PM #21Certified smartestMISCer
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He created hell for satan and the fallen angels not youOriginally Posted by Groce
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson
Screenwriter- u mad brah?
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04-23-2014, 04:06 PM #22Registered User
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isn't hell basically heaven for the people who would go there?
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04-23-2014, 04:07 PM #23Certified smartestMISCer
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No guessing involved, he will reveal truth to you if you really care to find outOriginally Posted by Groce
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson
Screenwriter- u mad brah?
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04-23-2014, 04:08 PM #24Certified smartestMISCer
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"Someone else did it."Originally Posted by dtugg
Now I know why you are Obama jrThe strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson
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04-23-2014, 04:08 PM #25Registered Rustler™
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Good thing he provided a way out. It's your own fault if you don't take it.Originally Posted by dtugg
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04-23-2014, 04:10 PM #26CEO of the Unified Fund
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Originally Posted by TheCore84
What a great dude. Gets his leadership skills from North Korean dictators.
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04-23-2014, 04:10 PM #27Registered Rustler™
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I believe it's in Leviticus or one of the earlier Old Testament books.Originally Posted by CharlieTraplin
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04-23-2014, 04:10 PM #28Certified smartestMISCer
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^^^ ThisOriginally Posted by TheCore84
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson
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04-23-2014, 04:11 PM #29Registered user
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I believe in what i can see, so i don't know.
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04-23-2014, 04:11 PM #30Registered User
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God (supposedly) is responsible for designing humans and we are designed in such a way that we are horny. Of course it is god's fault if he's real.Originally Posted by Deenur
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