She has the personality of a rotting dead goatOriginally Posted by blinkers88
Sorry to disappoint you black yeezus.Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
She said "I was just joking"
I said "tell me what you're gonna do to me for real then"
She said something boring about not telling guys what she'll do to them
I told her to stop being boring
She said "i didn't know I was supposed to entertain you"
My jimmies were rustled by her chit personality so I rage-deleted her number and the convo (srs)
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04-27-2014, 09:45 PM #1741Cable flies hnnngggg
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Who dey
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04-27-2014, 09:55 PM #1742Kobe The GOATBE
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No worries my son, no worries.Originally Posted by LiftDrive
I love you."ERMUHGAWD Crew"
"ERMUHGAW LOL...."
"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
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04-27-2014, 10:08 PM #1743Cable flies hnnngggg
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Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
Who dey
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04-27-2014, 11:26 PM #1744Lost itOriginally Posted by cux
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04-28-2014, 12:24 AM #1745Registered User
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Black Jesus, what would you send to a girl that you haven't been with (fukced, kissed, etc)? There are a few girls I want to send that message too, but I feel it wouldnt apply to them correctly if we havent been together.
Ive read all 59 pages and loving every minute.
I worship you Black Jesus.
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04-28-2014, 09:48 AM #1746Registered User
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Reading through thread right now. What I like most about this thread is that it's all love: love for the ladies, AND love and encouragement for our fellow brahs. Makes me feel special <3
oh and blackjesus I remember you're a pharoahe fan… just caught him live the other day, you gotta see him if you haven't, man.
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04-29-2014, 08:34 AM #1747Registered User
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upping this thread, too good to die
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04-29-2014, 03:26 PM #1748Registered User
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ehm, no^^Originally Posted by vodka69
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04-29-2014, 03:27 PM #1749Registered User
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Aware me pls GoobyOriginally Posted by bigthug87
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04-29-2014, 05:45 PM #1750Registered User
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Thread going down the $hitter in a hurry. Misc better get a 2nd wind. WTF?
You're = You Are
Your = Your protein. Your weight belt. Your gym bag.
They're = They are
There = Over there
Their = Their book. Their car. Their ball.
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04-29-2014, 05:51 PM #1751Natty pro someday...
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how do i become the 10th disciple?
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04-30-2014, 09:21 AM #175220 min rest between sets
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Bumping GOAT 2014 thread.
Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. ~ Aristotle
Misc Fishing Crew - Cigar Crew - Positive Crew - MN Misc Crew - Fantasy Football Crew
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04-30-2014, 02:12 PM #1753East (Azn) Atlanta Santa
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I really did not expect this to work...
She's no 10/10, but I wanna bang bro. What the fuk do I say misc/black jesus? Is this even salvageable?*Chinese/Jamaican crew*
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04-30-2014, 02:40 PM #1754Registered User
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lol howd I miss this gem
Girls go batchit crazy when you start pulling out the hardcore sexting chit, I can confirm.
Black Jesus, you like swingers bro?
have seen a lot of "your so money baby!" in this thread lmaoLA misc crew
Misc Crypto DEEP pockets crew
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05-01-2014, 05:31 AM #1755Certified Baconator
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Thank you Yaim brah
Here's to hoping nobody notices that today lol. I'm not trying to explain myself this morning to anyone.
I have serious feels for her so I doubt I'll post pics especially not face pics. But believe me when I say I did far more damage then what she did to me haha.Last edited by DLM012; 05-01-2014 at 05:37 AM.
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05-01-2014, 05:46 AM #1756Certified Baconator
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Thought I'd deliver one more time. Never made out, felt a woman sensually before up until about a week ago srs and she thinks I'm a pro already lol. Btw this wasn't even sex guys (saving for marriage) just kissing/sucking lips and neck
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05-01-2014, 09:33 AM #1757Team No Calves
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I love this thread.
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05-01-2014, 09:36 AM #1758more than 3 words, my chick definately knows somethings upOriginally Posted by Ravishing_Rick
keepin it real, you already know
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05-01-2014, 10:38 AM #1759Sloot Detector
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Update: I can confirm my tongue felt somebody's daughters clit pulse. Thank you Black Jesus.Originally Posted by mikedubzfitness
Son of a bitch Black Jesus, you did it again. This is why we love you. Bless you on Good Friday.
Happy to see this thread still going a couple weeks later.
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05-02-2014, 02:44 AM #1760Registered User
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I need backup.
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05-02-2014, 05:02 AM #1761Registered User
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still waiting on response, should i blow this whole operation and go aw fuk bye?Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan
I need backup.
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05-05-2014, 06:56 AM #1762Registered User
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G.O.A.T thread.
"The more you sweat in training, the less you will bleed in battle."
USAF brah
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05-05-2014, 08:05 PM #1763Roll Bread
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I come back to check several days later, GOAT thread then, GOAT thread now.
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05-06-2014, 11:50 AM #1764Registered User
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currently on page 34 of this GOAT thread and will read the rest over the next couple days. I die evritiem black jesus says some of that motivational **** and then says "I love you" to a fellow brah.
also going to send dis to my woman after school is over, she absolutely hates the word pussy so I need to switch that out. 10/10 thread this is why I still come on this forumSQ: 225x5 (High-bar ATG)
DL: 295x5/315x1
"Many basic or compound exercises (e.g. squat, bench press, etc.) have a bell shaped resistance curves or shift the resistance through multiple muscle groups throughout the exercise's range of motion allowing the muscles to momentarily relax between repetitions. This period of momentary relaxation between repetitions allows greater opportunity for momentary blood flow permitting the clearing of acid accumulation."
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05-06-2014, 02:37 PM #1765dath it mane
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my friend texted his ex
its on maneWhen I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that being shredded was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘shredded’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
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05-07-2014, 05:20 AM #1766Registered User
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Found this thread a couple weeks ago and read every single post. strong everything
Still concerned about Vurizon (srs) anyone know if he's still alive?
too bad this thread basically died...
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05-07-2014, 09:21 AM #1767Cant stop, wont stop
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Going to smash girl soon, idk if i should post this day before smashing or after... wut do?
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05-07-2014, 09:27 AM #1768Registered User
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Ur gf or random? If random send it the day after or nxt time u wanna smash. Just in case it freaks her out beforehand and doesn't wanna smash lolOriginally Posted by WillPharoh
There's a hole in my soul, you can see it in my face it's a real big place.
Now I have become death, destroyer of worlds.
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05-08-2014, 12:05 AM #1769Cant stop, wont stop
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Random, lol and i figured as much, after the first smash i can use this as a chip for the next one thanks bruh,Originally Posted by Serb21
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05-09-2014, 08:18 PM #1770Registered User
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Lets bump this.
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