Hot chick asked me if i was gay in front of the entire class today (srs)

**Ken-O** · 03-20-2014, 10:44 PM

Now, let me start with saying that this is not the first time that this happens. I often keep to myself and dont pursue girls as much as i should for whatever reason, and im also a legit 9/10 for mexican standards. To top it off, im financially well off, so often people dont understand why i dont have a girlfriend or why they rarely see me try flirting with them.

Sometimes girls basically stare at me hoping for me to approach or flirt, but i completely ignore those intents. For these reasons, girls get frustrated at my lack of interest, and their woman logic tells them that if i dont try to fuk them, its because im gay. Im not, im just not at my best right now, emotionally speaking (no homo)

So lets get to the actual story:

I arrive late to class, and the professor calls me out for it in front of everyone, trying to be the funny cool professor or something. Then out of nowhere the hot attention slut in the front asks me almost yelling "hey ken are you gay?". Note that i had never talked to this girl before, not even a hello. But i was prepared for that question... she didnt caught me off guard.

"What the hell do you care" i answered, not in a rude way, but in a serious and mature way with an alpha mysterious tone, looking straight at her eyes.

She wasnt expecting that i guess, so she just stood silent for a few seconds, then she said "well you are right? because i never see you with girls"

To which i respond: "whether i am or not its none of your business".

That wasnt enough for her, she tried to get at me one last time and said "well you arent saying no, so im just gonna assume you are gay then"

So that was my chance for the fatality... i replied with "you can think whatever you want to think about me, i sincerely dont give a fuck"

Class went complete silent for a few seconds, then one white knight friend of hers called me out saying "chill dude you cant talk to her like that"

I smiled, looked at him and said "i just did".

Neither of them said anything else for the rest of the class, i was raging inside but faking it real good, and even participated a lot and made some jokes and ****. No i wont get laid this way but it sure felt good.

**ThinkAboutThis** · 03-20-2014, 10:47 PM

You didn't deny being gay.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. should've at least said no

**DidNotReadL0L** · 03-20-2014, 10:47 PM

Are u gay Ken?

**JoRocK** · 03-20-2014, 10:48 PM

LMAO...You got butt hurt and made it even worse. Not alpha at all...

I wouldve said, "I dont know, wanna find out" with a sly smile

**jbball92** · 03-20-2014, 10:48 PM

**strengthgained** · 03-20-2014, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by ThinkAboutThis

You didn't deny being gay.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. should've at least said no

Not even. It's none of the sloots business.

Respec op, respec.

**lebronjames** · 03-20-2014, 10:50 PM

lul OP your perception of alpha mysterious tone = slack jawed ******* by the class probably

**Arkileon** · 03-20-2014, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by ThinkAboutThis

You didn't deny being gay.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. should've at least said no

He doesn't want to knock it before he tries it

**Ken-O** · 03-20-2014, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by ThinkAboutThis

You didn't deny being gay.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. should've at least said no

So what if she thinks i am... me telling her its none of her business is better than saying "no". I mean, what kind of question is that, who asks that **** in public?

**Smykowski** · 03-20-2014, 10:51 PM

bro if a girl calls you gay she wants you to dominate her srsly don't let her rustle you

shoulda just said "well I can answer that or you can tell me what you are doing later and you can see for yourself" even add "i mean who".

**ThinkAboutThis** · 03-20-2014, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Ken-O

So what if she thinks i am... me telling her its none of her business is better than saying "no". I mean, what kind of question is that, who asks that **** in public?

But that's just the thing.. it WAS in public.. Now everyone probably thinks you are gay. I understand the principle of the thing, it being none of her business, but you were in front of everyone. I would've just laughed and been like, what the fuk.. no

**Nicklol** · 03-20-2014, 10:52 PM

take it as an indirect compliment...

if they saw an ugly guy who was never with a girl, they wouldnt care if they were gay or ever bring it up

**MGFusion** · 03-20-2014, 10:52 PM

Didn't deny being gay...

Didn't

Didn't deny.

Ken?

anonymous · 03-20-2014, 10:53 PM

Wtf is 9/10 Mexican standards

Also you looked like an angry gay. You should of told her
To come over later and find out cause you know she is a sloot

**TrueThreat** · 03-20-2014, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by JoRocK

LMAO...You got butt hurt and made it even worse. Not alpha at all...

I wouldve said, "I dont know, wanna find out" with a sly smile

Wow that would have been the greatest response ever

**BlueMoon92** · 03-20-2014, 10:53 PM

what kind of fukin college classroom operates like this lol

**ZombieDeli** · 03-20-2014, 10:54 PM

I'm going to assume you are bi.. I have friends who are gay and who are bi. I live in florida and its a more accepting and diverse environment down here. My one friend is bi and absolutely does not like labels or being called out. Whatever you are its your business and no one elses just be ok with yourself.

**Tito8907** · 03-20-2014, 10:54 PM

le vieras dicho

"y ati que te importa"

y cuando diga "pues si eres no"

le das un ojaso y le dices:

"si quieres alrato de demuestro como es que no soy"

SUBTITLES:

you should have said

"why do u care"

and when she said "well u are arent u"

u should have winked at her and said

"later on i can show u how im not gay"

u probably could have smashed OP, but it aint gonna happen since ur gay n all

**MinisterOfLust** · 03-20-2014, 10:55 PM

Fairy.. Sissy.

**Deeeluxe20** · 03-20-2014, 10:55 PM

yo puedo confirmar, yo era el caballero blanco.

**MUSIKALPRoPHET** · 03-20-2014, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Ken-O

Now, let me start with saying that this is not the first time that this happens. I often keep to myself and dont pursue girls as much as i should for whatever reason, and im also a legit 9/10 for mexican standards. To top it off, im financially well off, so often people dont understand why i dont have a girlfriend or why they rarely see me try flirting with them.

Sometimes girls basically stare at me hoping for me to approach or flirt, but i completely ignore those intents. For these reasons, girls get frustrated at my lack of interest, and their woman logic tells them that if i dont try to fuk them, its because im gay. Im not, im just not at my best right now, emotionally speaking (no homo)

So lets get to the actual story:

I arrive late to class, and the professor calls me out for it in front of everyone, trying to be the funny cool professor or something. Then out of nowhere the hot attention slut in the front asks me almost yelling "hey ken are you gay?". Note that i had never talked to this girl before, not even a hello. But i was prepared for that question... she didnt caught me off guard.

"What the hell do you care" i answered, not in a rude way, but in a serious and mature way with an alpha mysterious tone, looking straight at her eyes.

She wasnt expecting that i guess, so she just stood silent for a few seconds, then she said "well you are right? because i never see you with girls"

To which i respond: "whether i am or not its none of your business".

That wasnt enough for her, she tried to get at me one last time and said "well you arent saying no, so im just gonna assume you are gay then"

So that was my chance for the fatality... i replied with "you can think whatever you want to think about me, i sincerely dont give a fuck"

Class went complete silent for a few seconds, then one white knight friend of hers called me out saying "chill dude you cant talk to her like that"

I smiled, looked at him and said "i just did".

Neither of them said anything else for the rest of the class, i was raging inside but faking it real good, and even participated a lot and made some jokes and ****. No i wont get laid this way but it sure felt good.

dude you totally nailed her with that response, I bet she is ****ing soaking wet for you now,
when you put a girl in their place like that, they love it
i bet you shes gonna try in some way to hit you up, guarantee it, shes a sloot, i say hit it and quit it.
high five for good looking latino brahs
I had a girl ask my coworkers after i quit my job if i was gay, i too like you blow girls off because i do not have my own place, i still flirt and **** though

**Miror** · 03-20-2014, 10:55 PM

gj op

some people talk too much and need to be stfu'd

**JKLOL** · 03-20-2014, 10:56 PM

A) you're a *******
B) your subtle brag thread sucks
C) I hope you get banned for bypassing the language filter.

**LAWLER89** · 03-20-2014, 10:56 PM

**Dirtymanjames** · 03-20-2014, 10:56 PM

Next time someone asks be like " I don't know , ask your dad."

**Doc_Detroit** · 03-20-2014, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by BlueMoon92

what kind of fukin college classroom operates like this lol

OP was probably watching re-runs of Saved by the Bell before he posted this

**Ken-O** · 03-20-2014, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by ThinkAboutThis

But that's just the thing.. it WAS in public.. Now everyone probably thinks you are gay. I understand the principle of the thing, it being none of her business, but you were in front of everyone. I would've just laughed and been like, what the fuk.. no

so what if everyone in the class thinks im gay? They arent my friends, i dont even know these people. If they are dumb enough to believe im gay just because one slut asked me, then they arent worth ****. People who know me and that i care about know that im the most masculine badass theyll ever meet so yeah, thats what matters to me.

And just saying "tehee no im straight" would be the obvious boring answer, and a gay dude trying to stay in the closet would answer exactly with that.