The Official Powerlifting Family Appreciation thread: Part XIV

[NorthStrong]

lol @ simp story GJDM...? lawl.

Or just use rubbers.

I started dating this girl in college from near my hometown, but we went to school together about 4 hrs away. After our first night hanging out I thought she was the one. Then she started hitting me in bed and I was like "ok...let's see what happens". Then she started saying stuff like "I'm going to fall asleep and I just want you to do whatever you want" or "rape me" and I was like "lol you wot m8?". Then one night she was hammered in my hot tub and we were doin it and she was like "get me pregnant dallas get me pregnant" and I was like "omg wtf is wrong with you"...it was all the weirder because she had had cervical cancer or something and couldn't even have kids. Then I finished and she puked BETWEEN my couch cushions. We dated for a few more months.

There are very few places I would live if not in the U.S...and Australia is probably on the list.

on spread

will "rape" u when i get the chance

aka

when ur asleep.

Does either of these Bishes like burger king? if so............I'll wife...............

LOL

[bobbydigitaloa]

2nd attempts good

BobbyD - 540
Marshall - 573

3rd coming; 562 and 601

[SPFjudge]

500 lifters

Are you irate that they're all equipped?

[FenderElectrics]

2nd attempts good

BobbyD - 540
Marshall - 573

3rd coming; 562 and 601

got the stream on now, go get it bro

anyone know how rubish did or is he in next flight?

[NorthStrong]

got the stream on now, go get it bro

anyone know how rubish did or is he in next flight?

Pete just got 3 whites on a squat but not sure how heavy.

[FenderElectrics]

Pete just got 3 whites on a squat but not sure how heavy.

was he wearing a belt today?


bobby that wasn't you or marshall that dumped the weight over their head was it? Can't believe the spotters didn't grab that could have turned out bad

[dlt76028]

Are you irate that they're all equipped?

It's the last qualifier for regionals. Most theses suits don't seem to be very tight on these kids. It's funny just cuz their coach starts yelling good lift he thinks I'll white light the kid.

[psychodiver9]

It's the last qualifier for regionals. Most theses suits don't seem to be very tight on these kids. It's funny just cuz their coach starts yelling good lift he thinks I'll white light the kid.

Csn you neg the coaches?

[FenderElectrics]

glad to see a lot of reds at this UPA stream, they even got ernie sr. with reds which he didn't seem thrilled about

[Filmbuff81]

Forget top 5 movies.

Time for top 5 crazy bish stories.

Thankfully I haven't had too many crazies.

Weirdest would be the chick who twiddled her thumbs during sex and just stared at me in silence.

I walked out mid thrust on that.


There was also the chick whose step brother was in love with her.

But that is a story for another day.

[ErickStevens]

Pulled 500 real fast and easy like today with relatively little hamstring/glute pain. Squatted 475 in true cheater fashion with wraps/briefs too. Now that I know my maxes I can start programming some more volume and start building this weak shiit back up.

[NorthStrong]

It's the last qualifier for regionals. Most theses suits don't seem to be very tight on these kids. It's funny just cuz their coach starts yelling good lift he thinks I'll white light the kid.

Strong, how many reds have you given so far?

Forget top 5 movies.

Time for top 5 crazy bish stories.

Thankfully I haven't had too many crazies.

Weirdest would be the chick who twiddled her thumbs during sex and just stared at me in silence.

I walked out mid thrust on that.


There was also the chick whose step brother was in love with her.

But that is a story for another day.

LOLwut...I have had none of these kinds of things happen yet and I am thankful.

[BigLarge]

Eric Lilliebridge just killed w 959 squat at UPA Nationals..

[FenderElectrics]

Eric Lilliebridge just killed w 959 squat at UPA Nationals..

thought I heard 959, fuking feed cuts out right as he's getting under bar, good to hear he got it that's sick!

959 + 520ish + 830ish = 2309 = record total and very attainable for eric

[bobbydigitaloa]

Eric Lilliebridge just killed w 959 squat at UPA Nationals..

Watched it live...whoa. Head butted the bar several times, smashed it and blood blows out.

Awesome!!!

[BigLarge]

Yea im here competing... the speed was sick. He had more in him. Dare i say even 1000 was possible.

[Filmbuff81]

Strong, how many reds have you given so far?



LOLwut...I have had none of these kinds of things happen yet and I am thankful.

Having to deal with at least 1 crazy bish in your life will make you appreciate it even more when you find a super cool one.

[mitten]

Pulled 500 real fast and easy like today with relatively little hamstring/glute pain. Squatted 475 in true cheater fashion with wraps/briefs too. Now that I know my maxes I can start programming some more volume and start building this weak shiit back up.

Good job. Do u normally run sheiko or am I thinking of someone else?

[IzzyT]

Eric Lilliebridge set a new world record squat:

[Doollas]

Rubbers are a must. I do not want kids at this point in my life.

Loled at the story. This girl likes it rough in bed, or so she says. She bit the **** out of my chest last night and I wanted to punch her. I will report back if she gets insane in bed.

Nibbling or light stuff is fine, but when girls get to rough I rage. I had to tell that girl eventually to cut it out (she was like punching me in the face).

Does either of these Bishes like burger king? if so............I'll wife...............

Yep. A little too much in fact, after we broke up she ballooned.

Awww my favorite part of TFT, doollas stories.

I figured I could grace you guys with an oldie but a goodie (probably have told the story many fam threads ago).

Holeee phuck! 30 schools, 7 platforms, 51 lifters in just the 198 flight! FML

500 lifters

WOW. Stay safe.

on spread

will "rape" u when i get the chance

aka

when ur asleep.


LOL

LOL

Time for top 5 crazy bish stories.

Weirdest would be the chick who twiddled her thumbs during sex and just stared at me in silence.

I walked out mid thrust on that.

There was also the chick whose step brother was in love with her.

But that is a story for another day.

Hahahaha lol good ones breh. I've had quite a few others that were off, but none like the rape me girl.

thought I heard 959, fuking feed cuts out right as he's getting under bar, good to hear he got it that's sick!

959 + 520ish + 830ish = 2309 = record total and very attainable for eric

520 on bench might be a stretch...seems like his squat and dead have moved much slower on progress than his squat in the last 2 years.

Having to deal with at least 1 crazy bish in your life will make you appreciate it even more when you find a super cool one.

Absofukinlutely.

[invain]

Damn. I think he had a grand in him. Glad to see his depth was very solid on that as well.

[Rusty56]

Forget top 5 movies.

Time for top 5 crazy bish stories.

Thankfully I haven't had too many crazies.

Weirdest would be the chick who twiddled her thumbs during sex and just stared at me in silence.

I walked out mid thrust on that.


There was also the chick whose step brother was in love with her.

But that is a story for another day.

please let that story be for today....

Nibbling or light stuff is fine, but when girls get to rough I rage. I had to tell that girl eventually to cut it out (she was like punching me in the face). .

i punched my wife (GF at the time) in the face one time during sex. she said hit me so i slapped her a little and she said hit me harder so i laid one on her....looking back i don't think that's what she meant.

[dlt76028]

Just saw a senior smoke 650@242. Prob could have hit 5 reps. Watch out judge...

[arian11]

zup brahs

Taught a squat seminar today and made sure to save this pic on my computer so I could show them what some extreme ROM looks like.

[KelseaMarie]

Well, this was fun. Good news is that I didn't poop myself.

http://instagram.com/p/kcdnbts3Al/

[NorthStrong]

Having to deal with at least 1 crazy bish in your life will make you appreciate it even more when you find a super cool one.

:'( crie

Eric L is too much squat for life

[Rusty56]

Well, this was fun. Good news is that I didn't poop myself.

http://instagram.com/p/kcdnbts3Al/

sick grinder dudette!!!

[CooCooCaChoo]

Well, this was fun. Good news is that I didn't poop myself.

http://instagram.com/p/kcdnbts3Al/

Grind was so long I thought IG would cut off the vid lol very nice!

[ErickStevens]

Good job. Do u normally run sheiko or am I thinking of someone else?

Nah, not me brah. My body can't handle that frequency anymore.

[SPFjudge]

Just saw a senior smoke 650@242. Prob could have hit 5 reps. Watch out judge...

Lol I'm a 220 so I'm good.