The Official Powerlifting Family Appreciation thread: Part XIV

[CooCooCaChoo]

Also, this may be the most obvious and therefore dumb thing I will ever post, but to convert kg to lbs, double the kg, then add 10%. It's way faster than using my phone and the math is usually super easy! Did we land on the moon or is this helpful to anyone else?

You boys ever seen a helicopter squat?!

overconsumption of cookie dough has been shown to correlate with a 60% increase in gainzzz




/science

I really need to broaden my horizons on the board, since I really only post in this section everyone is on spread.

Awesome progress, arian.

[BPP]

Gotta judge tomorrow for some high school kids, I'm gonna red light the chit at them little no depth hitting phucks...

do it phgt!!!!

[Smolovicus]

overconsumption of cookie dough has been shown to correlate with a 60% increase in gainzzz




/science

for a second I actually thought you were about to tell me something dangerous about cookie dough, then I finished the sentence and lol'd

repped

[trancebreak]

Depth opinions team?


391lb for a pretty sweet triple, 400 for a triple coming soon but just want to emphasize depth so it's not a problem when 400 comes. In my opinion, I'd probably need an inch or two more to prevent the paranoia I have but they aren't the highest squats I've done

[simp3204]

I leave for 5 days and I miss all of the movie talk.

Update on new girl:

Bish is cray
Best blowjobs I've ever had
Nicest real tits I've ever seen in person (triple D's)
I refused to stick my dick in something so crazy
She got period blood on my white boxer briefs last night,
No clue if I want to continue our "relationship"

USPA state meet, anaheim

Where are we going to dinner afterwards?

so fam, tonight I tried out my new SBD knee sleeves for the first time. getting them on took about 20 minutes and required the assistance of pantyhose, plastic bags and about half a bottle of baby powder. they are quite painful, and they give absolutely zero carryover. then it came time to take them off, and somehow I managed to reverse them when folding them over so that the narrower opening was up by my knee. this caused the circulation to start getting cut off in my leg. myself and one of my training partners spent a good half an hour pulling on them and trying to fold them over, and the only thing we accomplished was to haul me to the ground off the top of the plyo box.

finally, another half a bottle of baby powder later, I had to cling for dear life to the post of the power rack while my training partner and one of the gym staff both hauled on the sleeve with me literally hanging off the rack sideways like a flag in high wind. it finally came flying off, I fell on my ass, and then I got beaten with the knee sleeve for being an idiot.

fml

Thanks for the lulz. Next time try finding a guy who knows how to use his hands.

Depth opinions team?
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391lb for a pretty sweet triple, 400 for a triple coming soon but just want to emphasize depth so it's not a problem when 400 comes. In my opinion, I'd probably need an inch or two more to prevent the paranoia I have but they aren't the highest squats I've done

They are high, but nothing too crazy.

[Rusty56]

crazy bishes always give the best head. it's a fact. what she do that was crazy go through all you phone/******** contacts or something?

[Doollas]

Yeah simp why she so cray?

Izzygrant, you doin it wrong?

Went to Cronulla Beach and I now understand why per diem is $130+ here. Spent $50 on a "downtown vegas style" prime rib meal.

[simp3204]

crazy bishes always give the best head. it's a fact. what she do that was crazy go through all you phone/******** contacts or something?

Preface:

All happened last Saturday
Crazy bish and her BFF were spending the night with my brother and me at my hotel room.

Story:

She flipped out at a sports bar on my brother and expected me to "defend" her from false accusations. Proceeded to hit on a wild pack of ***'s and almost get me into a bar fight with said ***'s. Bish is wasted with her friend, my brother is tanked and I'm the only driver. I was about to leave her friend and her at the bar and the ***'s scared the crazy bish back to me. I hate drunk drivers, so I drove everyone back to the hotel. I was going to drive my brother and myself back to my room I rent for the night and his drunk azz passed out when we got back to the hotel. Woke up with my cock in her mouth a few hours later, she swallowed.

She apologized a few days ago, no clue if I want to keep seeing her, but I'm forced to see her at school


TL;DR version:

Shots of 151 were taken by crazy bish
She went crazy on my brother and cried at the bar
Attempted to have me jumped by 8 wild ***'s
Woke me up with a BJ and swallowed the next morning
Wanted to phuck later that morning (after BJ) and I refused, don't want to get murdered by that much crazy

[Rusty56]

sounds fun, woodwife/10

[Doollas]

If you're pulling regular tail, disregard her. If not, keep her at a distance, go on male birth control, and watch your total soar.

Apparently you can't get comedy central videos in Australia (like weeks later on some other site I guess)...AND you can't watch netflix. Bugger.

[simp3204]

If you're pulling regular tail, disregard her. If not, keep her at a distance, go on male birth control, and watch your total soar.

Apparently you can't get comedy central videos in Australia (like weeks later on some other site I guess)...AND you can't watch netflix. Bugger.

No regular tail, occasional booty call from my ex. Will keep at a distance, to negate some of the crazy. Male birth control? (are we talking bannable offense birth control?)

According to my brother, Australia is the best place in the world.

[Doollas]

No regular tail, occasional booty call from my ex. Will keep at a distance, to negate some of the crazy. Male birth control? (are we talking bannable offense birth control?)

According to my brother, Australia is the best place in the world.

Or just use rubbers.

I started dating this girl in college from near my hometown, but we went to school together about 4 hrs away. After our first night hanging out I thought she was the one. Then she started hitting me in bed and I was like "ok...let's see what happens". Then she started saying stuff like "I'm going to fall asleep and I just want you to do whatever you want" or "rape me" and I was like "lol you wot m8?". Then one night she was hammered in my hot tub and we were doin it and she was like "get me pregnant dallas get me pregnant" and I was like "omg wtf is wrong with you"...it was all the weirder because she had had cervical cancer or something and couldn't even have kids. Then I finished and she puked BETWEEN my couch cushions. We dated for a few more months.

There are very few places I would live if not in the U.S...and Australia is probably on the list.

[simp3204]

Or just use rubbers.

I started dating this girl in college from near my hometown, but we went to school together about 4 hrs away. After our first night hanging out I thought she was the one. Then she started hitting me in bed and I was like "ok...let's see what happens". Then she started saying stuff like "I'm going to fall asleep and I just want you to do whatever you want" or "rape me" and I was like "lol you wot m8?". Then one night she was hammered in my hot tub and we were doin it and she was like "get me pregnant dallas get me pregnant" and I was like "omg wtf is wrong with you"...it was all the weirder because she had had cervical cancer or something and couldn't even have kids. Then I finished and she puked BETWEEN my couch cushions. We dated for a few more months.

There are very few places I would live if not in the U.S...and Australia is probably on the list.

Rubbers are a must. I do not want kids at this point in my life.

Loled at the story. This girl likes it rough in bed, or so she says. She bit the **** out of my chest last night and I wanted to punch her. I will report back if she gets insane in bed.

[JohnnyRingo350]

Preface:

All happened last Saturday
Crazy bish and her BFF were spending the night with my brother and me at my hotel room.

Story:

She flipped out at a sports bar on my brother and expected me to "defend" her from false accusations. Proceeded to hit on a wild pack of ***'s and almost get me into a bar fight with said ***'s. Bish is wasted with her friend, my brother is tanked and I'm the only driver. I was about to leave her friend and her at the bar and the ***'s scared the crazy bish back to me. I hate drunk drivers, so I drove everyone back to the hotel. I was going to drive my brother and myself back to my room I rent for the night and his drunk azz passed out when we got back to the hotel. Woke up with my cock in her mouth a few hours later, she swallowed.

She apologized a few days ago, no clue if I want to keep seeing her, but I'm forced to see her at school


TL;DR version:

Shots of 151 were taken by crazy bish
She went crazy on my brother and cried at the bar
Attempted to have me jumped by 8 wild ***'s
Woke me up with a BJ and swallowed the next morning
Wanted to phuck later that morning (after BJ) and I refused, don't want to get murdered by that much crazy

Or just use rubbers.

I started dating this girl in college from near my hometown, but we went to school together about 4 hrs away. After our first night hanging out I thought she was the one. Then she started hitting me in bed and I was like "ok...let's see what happens". Then she started saying stuff like "I'm going to fall asleep and I just want you to do whatever you want" or "rape me" and I was like "lol you wot m8?". Then one night she was hammered in my hot tub and we were doin it and she was like "get me pregnant dallas get me pregnant" and I was like "omg wtf is wrong with you"...it was all the weirder because she had had cervical cancer or something and couldn't even have kids. Then I finished and she puked BETWEEN my couch cushions. We dated for a few more months.

There are very few places I would live if not in the U.S...and Australia is probably on the list.

Does either of these Bishes like burger king? if so............I'll wife...............

[simp3204]

Does either of these Bishes like burger king? if so............I'll wife...............

I will find out for you tomorrow. The crazy bish doesn't mind my power belly, so she has that going for her. I made her wet by tossing her in the air and sort of power bombing her onto the bed in the hotel room last weekend. I was thinking of a special fam member when I did it. <3

[JohnnyRingo350]

I will find out for you tomorrow. The crazy bish doesn't mind my power belly, so she has that going for her. I made her wet by tossing her in the air and sort of power bombing her onto the bed in the hotel room last weekend. I was thinking of a special fam member when I did it. <3

pass her off to a fam member?






















Crazy bishes like triple whoppers...........the sloppier the better

[dlt76028]

Lol at male birth control and crazy bish story's.

[NC_Tarheel]

Rubbers are a must. I do not want kids at this point in my life.

Loled at the story. This girl likes it rough in bed, or so she says. She bit the **** out of my chest last night and I wanted to punch her. I will report back if she gets insane in bed.

In.

[ErickStevens]

Or just use rubbers.

I started dating this girl in college from near my hometown, but we went to school together about 4 hrs away. After our first night hanging out I thought she was the one. Then she started hitting me in bed and I was like "ok...let's see what happens". Then she started saying stuff like "I'm going to fall asleep and I just want you to do whatever you want" or "rape me" and I was like "lol you wot m8?". Then one night she was hammered in my hot tub and we were doin it and she was like "get me pregnant dallas get me pregnant" and I was like "omg wtf is wrong with you"...it was all the weirder because she had had cervical cancer or something and couldn't even have kids. Then I finished and she puked BETWEEN my couch cushions. We dated for a few more months. .

[arian11]

Or just use rubbers.

I started dating this girl in college from near my hometown, but we went to school together about 4 hrs away. After our first night hanging out I thought she was the one. Then she started hitting me in bed and I was like "ok...let's see what happens". Then she started saying stuff like "I'm going to fall asleep and I just want you to do whatever you want" or "rape me" and I was like "lol you wot m8?". Then one night she was hammered in my hot tub and we were doin it and she was like "get me pregnant dallas get me pregnant" and I was like "omg wtf is wrong with you"...it was all the weirder because she had had cervical cancer or something and couldn't even have kids. Then I finished and she puked BETWEEN my couch cushions. We dated for a few more months.

There are very few places I would live if not in the U.S...and Australia is probably on the list.

Awww my favorite part of TFT, doollas stories.

[dlt76028]

Holeee phuck! 30 schools, 7 platforms, 51 lifters in just the 198 flight! FML

[Jason2459]

Holeee phuck! 30 schools, 7 platforms, 51 lifters in just the 198 flight! FML

30 monsters, 7 rages, 51 kids scared for life in just 198 reds

[psychodiver9]

Holeee phuck! 30 schools, 7 platforms, 51 lifters in just the 198 flight! FML

Over/under 25 reds for flight. I take over

[isaku900]

Where are we going to dinner afterwards?

sounds like you have more issues on your hands than dinner after a meet.

but food'll be cool.

[dlt76028]

500 lifters

[thom2355]

500 lifters

What....is it in some sort of big state or something?

[bobbydigitaloa]

Opener with 512.5 is good and done...Marshall smoked 529.

[isaku900]

500 lifters

LOL at you.

[Jason2459]

What....is it in some sort of big state or something?

I'm guessing big Texas HS state meet.

[Jason2459]

Opener with 512.5 is good and done...Marshall smoked 529.

Awesome job man. Keep us updated.