EX gf wants to call cops because I broke up with her (storytime) (pics) (WK gonna wk)

[DinoPOOP]

UPDATE ON PAGE 9

UPDATE ON 15 about ROOMMATE *******

background:

OP is 26, GF is 22, together for 22 months
Roommate is 29, beta, plays WOW or some chit, 300 lbs, Doritos

I'm hanging with my girlfriend on the couch watching some chitty romance movie with Captain America and my gf is talking about how some girl at her job (my roommate works there too) just got into an open relationship with another guy or some chit I'm barely paying attention tbh. I get up to go start dinner and like 5 mins later from the living room shes like


"we should try it"


I asked her if she was serious and she was "yes" so I went back and I was like "are you actually serious or is this a joke?" and she said "I'm serious I think it'd be good for us." So I did what any self respecting man would do and I slowly asked if she was serious again and said you know what might happen if you actually are, she said yes AGAIN and I instantly broke up with her, told her to leave, and she could come back this weekend to pick up her chitty clothes.

waterworks started, she started kicking me, idk it was a huge blur my adrenaline went thru the phukkin roof, she was screaming. I went to my room to get some things to start handing to her and she came in and started slamming the door like a phukkin child, knocked my boba fett statue off the shelf, luckily it didn't crack otherwise I would have laid this bitch up in carbonite for life.

I told her to grab her stuff and go, shes currently trespassing, etc getting mad now. She eventually goes, she keeps arguing I keep quiet, not saying anything just making sure she doesn't damage the TV and stuff on the way out.

My roommate (they work together at a bank's corporate office) came home from work like 2 hours ago and was grilling me, WKing like crazy, saying I was psychologically abusive to this chick, claiming I hurt her etc. Said he's going back to work to talk to her, gonna call the cops if I don't apologize for the way I treated her. I cold shouldered him the whole conversation, no eye contact, really jambled his richards. He asked me if I would call and apologize and I was like "call who?" and stormed off like a little bitch back to work.

cliffs:

-gf asks last night for open relationship, is srs
-break up on the spot, kick her out of apartment, she knocks my boba fett statue over
-her and roommate work at the same job
-he comes home from work, says I was mind phukkin girl, will call cops if I dont apologize
-dats it mane



pics:

(not mine, but its the same model)

[PlatonicIdeal]

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[wildchild11]

good job. handling both of them.

don't argue with idiots, just put them both dead in their place. arguing with people tells them that you respect their point of view. So if its a retarded opinion why would you bother.

girlfriend = ancient history. ignore. no contact

roomate = tell him to stfu and mind his own business, quit being overdramatic

[DashRendar77us]

knocked my boba fett statue off the shelf, luckily it didn't crack otherwise I would have laid this bitch up in carbonite for life.

Repped SW bro.

[baraaa]

What a soulless ginger sloot

[clangsta]

Gjdm!

[Ayudha]

luckily it didn't crack otherwise I would have laid this bitch up in carbonite for life

LoL....well played sir....GJDM

[WIDGE_uk]

pics of room mate for a giggle?

[qurs]

Nice work.

[iD0ntLift]

Did the right thing bro. Reps on r/c

Unsure on the roommate choice, I'd kick that kunt out aswell. Pics of room mate?(strong homo)

[SpecialKMeister]

Gjdm.

[juicyraper]

OP you went full alpha

[Hitokiry]

good job Op

aw fuk bye

[Metalhead44]

Girlfriend wants open relationship?


Lol.If you said yes some other guy would get to creampie your girlfriend but if you said no she'd cheat and you'd unknowingly be in an open relationship.Morton's fork of peace.

You made the right decision.

[Big Slim DaDDy]

What if she banged your 300lb room mate and now she wants an open relationship so she can bang both of you in the same house?

[guacz]

[Smau5]

lucky for you she's a 5/10 dime a dozen white chick that you can find about 50 more of by walking down a busy road.

[Lightly-Juiced]

Alpha as **** op repped

[anonymous]

Das it Jerry

[anonymous]

GJ OP but I can't help think that your GF and roomate were doing naughties behind your back

[DinoPOOP]

Repped SW bro.

Shadows of the Empire is GOAT, could never get passed IG88

[failmiscer]

Smart move man. Pics of roommate

[apappas7787]

Das it mane

[CeBKa]

this happened

[Considine]

I'm suprised Bobba Fett is okay, what with your roomate being a Sarlacc and all..

[peter01605]

Good for you op repped

[TeamPoverty]

pics of doritos

[Beerculez]

Repped for a cool story and being a star wars fan

[aesthetique]

age: 26
collects star wars figurines...... LMAO
























not srs that statue is badass, gjdm

[ComaVision]

OP's starting reps: 59