The Official ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆ Thread - Part XX Crumpets, Tea and Dukas Indecent Proposal

[Kadafi25]

okay i'm in. one questions when do we plan on finishing coz I need to find out about the last train otherwise im stranded lol

Last train from Leicester Sq is half 1, first train is around 5am.

I'm leaving now. Inb4 I get staunched by everyone.

[michael_xyz]

I swear bruv, you manna better have left your houses.

NSG if I come I'm hoping for a live performance to the bars you wrote for me.

[ps1990]

okay brahs cya there!

[Striver]

The **** you guys up to? Lol

Anyone got a link to 5/3/1 2nd ed?

[Ronceiro]

Anyone got a link to 5/3/1 2nd ed?

can send the file to you via ********

edit: done

[ps1990]

FFS ****ing went to the bus station and 15 mins wait and then checked the tfl app, problems on the met line! ended up coming home as I would get there 11 if i'm lucky! Really wanted to meet the uk crew

and please for the love of god phucking plan this properly in the future!

[Zirenz]

Oh dear misc night out chapter 2 is failing miserabley to.

[musselsbrah]

lol you lot seriously are on dat inbetweeners time

[ps1990]

lol you lot seriously are on dat inbetweeners time

lol me and kadafi were legit the only people that confirmed from last night but all the faffing from the others phucked everything for me. Hope the others are having fun!

[Zirenz]

lol you lot seriously are on dat inbetweeners time

Check out the juggersaurus rex

[musselsbrah]

[Ronceiro]

Sickening night with xyz, nsg+ kadafi

-ps1990 pulls out last min in typical miscer fashion

-we chill in Leicester Square for a bit, after which xyz leaves early as he wants to watch the tennis lmao

-decide to go to a gay bar in soho (nohomo) for the lolz, the ****hags and because it would kinda be poetic justice for a group of miscers to go to a gay bar lmao

-not really feeling any boners towards the women there but I didn't mind going up to them and talking /wingmanning

-wingmanned kadafi with a depressed-looking foreveralone woman (lol@them going to bars/clubs alone, why...just why), her chat was $hit so kadafi left her

-every girl nsg chatted to was taken lel

-kadafi saw a girl he likes so I went up to her group,wingmanned again and let kadafi do his thing

-seems to be going well but he comes back because she revealed she was Indian (he initially thought she was black lol), after which he walked away haha, she was apparently quite gutted about it according to 1 of her friends

-somehow end up talking to an older Spanish womanlet (can't remember how it started but I went on to some BS about how someone's elbows reveal a lot about their personality and how hers were pointy meaning she was aggressive ) not really feeling her but kadafi was like "yeah why not" so I wingman him in


This happens:





Nsg and I leave while he's still in there lol






was actually a pretty good effort considering how last minute it was and how we legit had fun and mixed with others instead of doing the typical guy in bar standing at the side holding his drink and watching other people have fun whilst crying inside

[Notsogifted]

Tfw go in to chat 2 birds, within minutes they show rings, are engaged or married. Quick chat with a blonde girl going well, find out where she's studying, turns out she's German so chat to her in German she's going with it.
-bearing in mind I'd opened the convo with "please tell me you're not married or in a relationship like every other girl in here?" She said no, had a laugh about her being alone.
-Dude walks up behind her and grabs her waist after our 5 min chat. Ask if its her BF he says yes.
- sloot didn't even admit to being in a relationship when I was asking
- kadafi had a chance with an Indian bird, but walked away when he realised she was far and ugly. Had a quick chat with her white mate who turned out to be 29 from Birmingham, told her I couldn't place her accent but that didn't matter because anywhere north of London is useless. She lapped it up. Tried to deflect onto kadafi but she wouldn't as her fat Asian friend was into him.
- Ron wingmans kadafi with an old Spanish womanlet, as we leave he is pulling her.


Stay safe kadafi. All in all good night of socialising and both kadafi and beastmodek are getting laid, I'm home and have explained my tardiness to my gf.
Good night brus.


I can confirm, I am inebriated.

[JSonROIDS]

Lel sickening nifht boys,

Xyz left early cos he wanted to watch the tennis fikkin loool nadal gonna win easily in straiynt sets what;s the pont watching haha

Kadafi , nsg and I went 2 a gay bar in soho

Nohomo

Downed shota like it aint no thang

I Wing manned kadafi with 3 girls lmao I got wizard wingman skillz beter than dukag
Set kadafi up with some Spanish womanlet I told her that her elbows too pointy lool

spanish woman let wated mty D but I was not interesdted but kadadfi was liek "yeh man I;l hit that" so wh y not YOLO lol. All the girls wre wanting a piece of kadafi ssrs


Das it mane


Legbrah us a ******* psm 1990 is a ******* cos they dudnt turn up lol typival miscer lol retard psm 1990is north korean kim jonh un will eexecute him if he meet up with miscer this is why he colnyt come

Ooh kill em kl em ooh









I wingmann kadafi with spanishgirl, dis guy is getin pussy tongiht






kadafi with spanish girl^^


I think she form galicia province I met a spanish actress from galician one time long ago


gLICIan peopl,e are pretty chill tbh

Quoting this now before it gets edited in the morning once he's sobered up.

[michael_xyz]

Sounds like you guys had fun when I left. In to hear from Kadafi about Spanish girl.

[daisybee81]

Quoting this now before it gets edited in the morning once he's sobered up.

Good job and lol'd seriously at edits

[BeastModeK]

I can confirm, I'm regretting not meeting you guys last night.

After dry humping chick for 4 hours my jeans have caused friction burns on my dick.

[macgem]

Ron, your unedited drunken cliffs are hilarious!

[michael_xyz]

I can confirm, I'm regretting not meeting you guys last night.

After dry humping chick for 4 hours my jeans have caused friction burns on my dick.

Aww mayne. How was Wolf of Wall Street?

[BeastModeK]

Aww mayne. How was Wolf of Wall Street?

Sickening. Was better first time round as sloot kept asking questions and ruining the film.
'Oh so he's a banker?'
'Oh which ones his wife?'
'Is that man a police or one of the baddies?'

Just frickin watch the film, it will all make sense if you focus on the screen for more than 13 seconds!

[Notsogifted]

Sickening. Was better first time round as sloot kept asking questions and ruining the film.
'Oh so he's a banker?'
'Oh which ones his wife?'
'Is that man a police or one of the baddies?'

Just frickin watch the film, it will all make sense if you focus on the screen for more than 13 seconds!

How old is this bird, 12?

[bbooms]

lol you lot seriously are on dat inbetweeners time

lol

[BeastModeK]

How old is this bird, 12?

Close... 32.

[Notsogifted]

Close... 32.

That's dangerous territory brah bishes that age be looking for "meaningful relationships"



No daisybee

I did tell you your homo misc bros would be more fun


Typical miscer cliffs of the night:

- within half an hour someone says "my feet hurt/I'd rather be home on the misc"
- establish as we're only blokes it'll be easier to get drinks in a gay bar, hesitate but michaelxyz drops a "yolo"
- get to gay bar and "no man, there's too much dick in there" - kadafi. ...no ****. Did not enter for fear of rape and went to other bar
- Ron keeps yelling out B B C
- big black guy walks past Ron he yells "Notoooooorious!"
- picking up my coat from cloak room downstairs at end of night, hear some rowdiness coming down the stairs, over hear "das it mane! DAS IT MANE! " Several times... It was Ron coming down the stairs.
- Rons generic "elbow too pointy" to girl
- kadafi ditches a girl at the bar when he realises she's minging

[WIDGE_uk]

3 blokes in a gay bar one ends up pulling a 0.72/10 40 year old spanish woman

only at a misc meet

[Love-Feet]

Ron doesnt seem as gay as i thought, gjdm

[GKrZ]

3 blokes in a gay bar one ends up pulling a 0.72/10 40 year old spanish woman

only at a misc meet

Sounds lulzy as fuk tbh. I've completely reconsidered my opinions of Ron. I bet he'd be hilarious on a night out, as long as you're in a place where you know no-one and will never see any of them again.

[WIDGE_uk]

Don't get me wrong i would be there in a flash, much more successful than my Saturday night

[BeastModeK]

That's dangerous territory brah bishes that age be looking for "meaningful relationships"
No daisybee
I did tell you your homo misc bros would be more fun

Next time bro...
On a side note, I'd take daisy cinema then dry hump the life out of her.

[DukaTheDude]

Fuark last night I got messy, show had 400 women, stayed at the end for 1/2 drinks. Ended up getting 3 some yucky with these two freaks, a pole dancer was doing the splits, showing me what true core strength is....

Then sorting some chit out with a holisters model.

LAWD!

nO HOMO BUT MY PENOR HAS NOT BEEN THAT HARD IN THE LAST 4 YEARS.

Chit felt like a REVIVAL of the gods LOLOLOL