GF Says No To Giving Me Some "Oral Satisfaction"

[shaboy211]

I would stop doing her favors, give a little bit of attitude like you don't give a fuuuack and it should work.....know from experience

[johndoejd54]

dump her

[kbrown225]

At the age of 36 the only advice i can give you is....

Treat em' mean, keep em' keen.

What does this even mean? srs

[Inhumanity]

I would stop doing her favors, give a little bit of attitude like you don't give a fuuuack and it should work.....know from experience

Lol but that chit reminds me of this girlfriend I had in high school. Her step dad wouldn't get any sex from my ex girlfriend's mom. So, the poor bastard would start growing out a beard until he got some. We'd laugh about it. So pathetic. Lol...just kill yourself dude. Felt bad for him. srs. He picked the wrong woman to marry.

[Inhumanity]

Not sure to jack off tonight, or wait till tomorrow and she if she'll give me a blowjob which will feel 10x as good after 3 day no fap.


What do?

[MarkBreen]

I know these feels all to well. Tfw Gf refuses to do it at all.

[Vishus]

Long read but worth it. Get her to read it. I did not write.

Why your wife/girlfriend needs to suck your dick.


This might be hard to believe; I know a lot of you have spent your life being told that men and women are equal. You've probably 'dated' a girl, casually, while still living in separate places and all that jazz. You might still believe in this equality bull****. But let me tell you how things are going to go.

You are going to meet a girl and you are going to like her. You'll want to spend time with her, you'll want to bang her. At some point, while you are spending time with her and banging her (or possibly before) either she'll ask you 'Where this is going' or you'll ask her out because you want to 'stake your claim'. Either way, you'll be 'dating'.

After a while, but most often when your life's situation changes...after college for most, when you two are ready to settle down, but could be earlier; it'll just 'make sense' to move in together. Hell you might even jump straight to marriage.

When you are casually dating, you might not notice the inequalities...they are tiny.
Sure, you pay for more than your fair share of stuff and you do more than your fair of stuff for her. She tends to have more problems than you and she never can really help with your problems anyway. When there are favors, more often than not, she'll be the one requesting them and you'll just happen to be the one better suited to do them.

But you aren't together all that often, you hardly notice/hardly mind.

But just wait. Once you are together...you'll see. For the vast majority of guys (STATISTICAL FACT - SCREW OFF FEMINAZIs) are going to make more money than their girl, they are going to spend more time at work than their girl, they are going to DO MORE for their girl, they are going to spend more on their girl.

In this day and age, you'll be lucky if your girl cooks dinner. Most girls seem to think equality means sharing the 'girl chores' and letting you do all the guy chores. When it's time to move into a new place, you'll see who is carrying all the **** (YOU ARE). When it comes to money, you'll see who is getting screwed (YOU ARE). Etc, etc, etc....

Women are attracted to a lot in a man, and a lot of that is long term relationship crap like how good of a Father you will be, how you are able to 'provide' for your family and that jazz.

Men, want a girl who is hot and will suck on our dicks. That's about it.

As you age, your girl won't be hot. If you get married at 25 and die at 75; for HALF of your marriage your girl is going to be a nasty ass 50+ year old lady.

You....you on the other hand will continue to make more money, spend more money, put in more time and effort than your single male equivalents to provide a better life for you wife and your children. Married men put in more hours than women or single men. You'll be expected to keep busting your ass from marriage until retirement to buy her ****.

My point is, guys bring a hell of a lot more to the table than women in a typical relationship. If your girl won't suck your dick now, when she's young, fit, and hot....you've really got to ask yourself what kind of long term investment she is? If she's not a long term thing; why not be having flings with slutty chicks who are freaks in bed? Dump her. If she is a long term thing....why? Why would you stay with a chick who is unwilling to let you enjoy one of the best things a guy can enjoy? She won't let you do it with any other chicks...right? But she won't do it to you? A BJ make take 30 minutes. 30 little minutes of mild unpleasantness (assuming she doesn't like it)....30 minutes of a slightly sore jaw....and that is too much for her to give you?

It says a whole lot about how she really feels.

And if she feels that way now, believe me, it won't change. But she, and all of society, is going to expect you to keep raising that bar. Go ask a married guy over 30 or a divorced guy over 30 just how much having a woman costs these days. Seriously. Every guy I've ever talked to will agree - they'd have a butt load more money and do a butt load less bull**** if not for their wives.
Why give up all that for a chick who can't be bothered enough to suck your dick?

I've seen it happen, I've even had it happen. It's not that girls are evil, it's that they believe what society told them. Watch a chick flick...sit down and watch ANY CHICK FLICK and keep a pad of a paper and write down everything stupid the girl does and everything stupid the guy does. And then, notice how, at the end of the movie the guy runs back to the girl - almost always he gives up something he loves, to do so. Even though the girl did far more bull**** stuff. That's what girls 'think' is 'right'. They really think you should *owe* them, just for them letting you f**** them whenever they are in the mood.

Here's what you do. $30 dollars an hour is the equivalent of $60k a year. 60k a year for an unskilled job with no qualifications is UNHEARD OF. That is the ABSOLUTE MOST you should ever consider paying for a blow job. If it typically takes you 30 minutes to bust a load...that is $15 dollars a blow job. That's the ****ING MAXIMUM....but get this, because I'm the nicest f***ing guy on the planet (and you will be too) - double it. You are going to pay your girl an AMAZING 120k salary for dick sucking. That works out to $30 dollars for a 30 minutes blow job.

So get a notebook, or better yet; get Excel. And you write down EVERYTHING you spend on your chick and you write down EVERYTHING she spends on you. Even with modern chicks who 'pay' you'll find that you are paying 70% of the time, or more. My girl pays me $400 dollars a month in rent; but 'half' of the rent/utilities here would mean she should be paying me $700 dollars. That means, each month - not even looking at anything else, she owes me $300 dollars. That's 10 ****ing blow jobs.

On top of that, each week we go out to dinner and movie; or maybe just rent some flicks and stay in. I pay 3/4ths of the time...and that **** adds up fast. Minimum of another $200 dollars a month.

On top of that, big item purchases always come from me - and it's not just me - it'll be you too, in a few years. New kitchen - 3k, hell I paid 14k when I bought the house. That's a ****-ton of blow jobs.

A CONSERVATIVE estimate is that my girl is averaging a net gain of about $800 dollars a month. And in the other non-monetary ways you can measure this ****, I still do more than her. When we moved, my ass carried the heavy ****; because I'm the guy. When we go shopping, I carry all her ****, again, because I'm the guy. When she's got a problem, I listen to her, because I'm the guy. When I have a problem, I deal with my own ****. I can't remember the last thing I asked her to do for me, but I can tell you 5 things she's asked me (that I've been more than happy to do) JUST since the 1st of the month.

When it comes to sex, she likes it just as much as I do. That's a wash. It's a tie. I don't get anything more than she does.
What the hell can she possibly do to make up the imbalance?

SUCK SOME DICK

When you look at it logically, it's a complete and utter joke that this is even an issue for any guy in any typical guy/girl relationship. So, seriously, don't sit back and be like 'Oh, whatever, I can live the rest of my life without a blow job'. Go tell your girl straight up, how it is, and how it is going to be. My girl gets ALL THAT; at least $800 dollars a month in cash she shouldn't have, and all the other **** I do above and beyond the **** she does for me....and all I want in return is some dick sucking. That's it. In let's face it, in 10 years she'll be a middle aged soccer mom. In 20 years there is no way in hell she'll still be hot. I'm giving her the ****ing deal of a lifetime here, and all she has to do is give me a weekly blow job and I'm happy.

Jesus ****ing christ - that is an amazing deal for her. 30 minutes of sucking the dick of the man you supposedly love and want to marry; and in exchange you get all that? I'm sorry, but, I just don't care how small her mouth is or how bad it tastes. 2 hours a month for $800 dollars (+)...that is $400 dollars an hour. That works out to a salary of 800k a year. That is more money than she can make any where else. When you look at it like this, logically, with actual values....if your girl isn't sucking your dick and if half of what I said applies to you; you should be OUTRAGED.

Explain it to her, hell print this out and give it to her. I was in your shoes 6 months ago or so and I finally just said, 'No more of this ****. If you love me, if you love what I give you and what I do for you, if you really want to be with me for the rest of our lives....you can ****ing deal with a sore mouth for 30 minutes every week. And if you get good at it, it'd only take 20'. My girl got pissed as ****.

And then she sucked my dick.
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[Impregnator]

i been knowing this feel for a minute.


impregnate her and blame it on another man.

Not sure to jack off tonight, or wait till tomorrow and she if she'll give me a blowjob which will feel 10x as good after 3 day no fap.
What do?

fuk lol. i hate making this decision

[Xzorroth]

gl denying a gf. she can get a cawk she wants more in an hour easy. you can't deny a chick b cuz they can get cawk no problem.

if she isn't excited to have sex at least 75% of the nites you chill i got sum bad newz.

find a chick who wants ur d if she keeps it up. dont see how people can do sexless/lacking relationships. just biding time till she cheats.

[Inhumanity]

gl denying a gf. she can get a cawk she wants more in an hour easy. you can't deny a chick b cuz they can get cawk no problem.

if she isn't excited to have sex at least 75% of the nites you chill i got sum bad newz.

find a chick who wants ur d if she keeps it up. dont see how people can do sexless/lacking relationships. just biding time till she cheats.

Why would she cheat if she has a low sex drive? Strong logic not even once.

[iWr3k]

Lol opeee you made me lol and for that I'll eventually rep you...too much work on mobile app.

With that said, you should have said "hey I'm kinda tired I'm going to sleep...go home" never look back.

[Inhumanity]

Lol opeee you made me lol and for that I'll eventually rep you...too much work on mobile app.

With that said, you should have said "hey I'm kinda tired I'm going to sleep...go home" never look back.

Lol..but she's amazeballs at sucking my dink. Like under 2 minutes good.

[TheStiffmeister]

Long read but worth it. Get her to read it. I did not write.

Why your wife/girlfriend needs to suck your dick.


This might be hard to believe; I know a lot of you have spent your life being told that men and women are equal. You've probably 'dated' a girl, casually, while still living in separate places and all that jazz. You might still believe in this equality bull****. But let me tell you how things are going to go.

You are going to meet a girl and you are going to like her. You'll want to spend time with her, you'll want to bang her. At some point, while you are spending time with her and banging her (or possibly before) either she'll ask you 'Where this is going' or you'll ask her out because you want to 'stake your claim'. Either way, you'll be 'dating'.

After a while, but most often when your life's situation changes...after college for most, when you two are ready to settle down, but could be earlier; it'll just 'make sense' to move in together. Hell you might even jump straight to marriage.

When you are casually dating, you might not notice the inequalities...they are tiny.
Sure, you pay for more than your fair share of stuff and you do more than your fair of stuff for her. She tends to have more problems than you and she never can really help with your problems anyway. When there are favors, more often than not, she'll be the one requesting them and you'll just happen to be the one better suited to do them.

But you aren't together all that often, you hardly notice/hardly mind.

But just wait. Once you are together...you'll see. For the vast majority of guys (STATISTICAL FACT - SCREW OFF FEMINAZIs) are going to make more money than their girl, they are going to spend more time at work than their girl, they are going to DO MORE for their girl, they are going to spend more on their girl.

In this day and age, you'll be lucky if your girl cooks dinner. Most girls seem to think equality means sharing the 'girl chores' and letting you do all the guy chores. When it's time to move into a new place, you'll see who is carrying all the **** (YOU ARE). When it comes to money, you'll see who is getting screwed (YOU ARE). Etc, etc, etc....

Women are attracted to a lot in a man, and a lot of that is long term relationship crap like how good of a Father you will be, how you are able to 'provide' for your family and that jazz.

Men, want a girl who is hot and will suck on our dicks. That's about it.

As you age, your girl won't be hot. If you get married at 25 and die at 75; for HALF of your marriage your girl is going to be a nasty ass 50+ year old lady.

You....you on the other hand will continue to make more money, spend more money, put in more time and effort than your single male equivalents to provide a better life for you wife and your children. Married men put in more hours than women or single men. You'll be expected to keep busting your ass from marriage until retirement to buy her ****.

My point is, guys bring a hell of a lot more to the table than women in a typical relationship. If your girl won't suck your dick now, when she's young, fit, and hot....you've really got to ask yourself what kind of long term investment she is? If she's not a long term thing; why not be having flings with slutty chicks who are freaks in bed? Dump her. If she is a long term thing....why? Why would you stay with a chick who is unwilling to let you enjoy one of the best things a guy can enjoy? She won't let you do it with any other chicks...right? But she won't do it to you? A BJ make take 30 minutes. 30 little minutes of mild unpleasantness (assuming she doesn't like it)....30 minutes of a slightly sore jaw....and that is too much for her to give you?

It says a whole lot about how she really feels.

And if she feels that way now, believe me, it won't change. But she, and all of society, is going to expect you to keep raising that bar. Go ask a married guy over 30 or a divorced guy over 30 just how much having a woman costs these days. Seriously. Every guy I've ever talked to will agree - they'd have a butt load more money and do a butt load less bull**** if not for their wives.
Why give up all that for a chick who can't be bothered enough to suck your dick?

I've seen it happen, I've even had it happen. It's not that girls are evil, it's that they believe what society told them. Watch a chick flick...sit down and watch ANY CHICK FLICK and keep a pad of a paper and write down everything stupid the girl does and everything stupid the guy does. And then, notice how, at the end of the movie the guy runs back to the girl - almost always he gives up something he loves, to do so. Even though the girl did far more bull**** stuff. That's what girls 'think' is 'right'. They really think you should *owe* them, just for them letting you f**** them whenever they are in the mood.

Here's what you do. $30 dollars an hour is the equivalent of $60k a year. 60k a year for an unskilled job with no qualifications is UNHEARD OF. That is the ABSOLUTE MOST you should ever consider paying for a blow job. If it typically takes you 30 minutes to bust a load...that is $15 dollars a blow job. That's the ****ING MAXIMUM....but get this, because I'm the nicest f***ing guy on the planet (and you will be too) - double it. You are going to pay your girl an AMAZING 120k salary for dick sucking. That works out to $30 dollars for a 30 minutes blow job.

So get a notebook, or better yet; get Excel. And you write down EVERYTHING you spend on your chick and you write down EVERYTHING she spends on you. Even with modern chicks who 'pay' you'll find that you are paying 70% of the time, or more. My girl pays me $400 dollars a month in rent; but 'half' of the rent/utilities here would mean she should be paying me $700 dollars. That means, each month - not even looking at anything else, she owes me $300 dollars. That's 10 ****ing blow jobs.

On top of that, each week we go out to dinner and movie; or maybe just rent some flicks and stay in. I pay 3/4ths of the time...and that **** adds up fast. Minimum of another $200 dollars a month.

On top of that, big item purchases always come from me - and it's not just me - it'll be you too, in a few years. New kitchen - 3k, hell I paid 14k when I bought the house. That's a ****-ton of blow jobs.

A CONSERVATIVE estimate is that my girl is averaging a net gain of about $800 dollars a month. And in the other non-monetary ways you can measure this ****, I still do more than her. When we moved, my ass carried the heavy ****; because I'm the guy. When we go shopping, I carry all her ****, again, because I'm the guy. When she's got a problem, I listen to her, because I'm the guy. When I have a problem, I deal with my own ****. I can't remember the last thing I asked her to do for me, but I can tell you 5 things she's asked me (that I've been more than happy to do) JUST since the 1st of the month.

When it comes to sex, she likes it just as much as I do. That's a wash. It's a tie. I don't get anything more than she does.
What the hell can she possibly do to make up the imbalance?

SUCK SOME DICK

When you look at it logically, it's a complete and utter joke that this is even an issue for any guy in any typical guy/girl relationship. So, seriously, don't sit back and be like 'Oh, whatever, I can live the rest of my life without a blow job'. Go tell your girl straight up, how it is, and how it is going to be. My girl gets ALL THAT; at least $800 dollars a month in cash she shouldn't have, and all the other **** I do above and beyond the **** she does for me....and all I want in return is some dick sucking. That's it. In let's face it, in 10 years she'll be a middle aged soccer mom. In 20 years there is no way in hell she'll still be hot. I'm giving her the ****ing deal of a lifetime here, and all she has to do is give me a weekly blow job and I'm happy.

Jesus ****ing christ - that is an amazing deal for her. 30 minutes of sucking the dick of the man you supposedly love and want to marry; and in exchange you get all that? I'm sorry, but, I just don't care how small her mouth is or how bad it tastes. 2 hours a month for $800 dollars (+)...that is $400 dollars an hour. That works out to a salary of 800k a year. That is more money than she can make any where else. When you look at it like this, logically, with actual values....if your girl isn't sucking your dick and if half of what I said applies to you; you should be OUTRAGED.

Explain it to her, hell print this out and give it to her. I was in your shoes 6 months ago or so and I finally just said, 'No more of this ****. If you love me, if you love what I give you and what I do for you, if you really want to be with me for the rest of our lives....you can ****ing deal with a sore mouth for 30 minutes every week. And if you get good at it, it'd only take 20'. My girl got pissed as ****.

And then she sucked my dick.
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GREAT POST! You are wise beyond your years (very srs).

OP, she may suck your dick now and then as time goes on it will be less and less. Anymore time you spend is time lost.


This guy is right, EVERY guy will tel you how much money they lost from having a wife or longterm gf and how it hurt them in life. Don't make the same mistake.

[Inhumanity]

GREAT POST! You are wise beyond your years (very srs).

OP, she may suck your dick now and then as time goes on it will be less and less. Anymore time you spend is time lost.


This guy is right, EVERY guy will tel you how much money they lost from having a wife or longterm gf and how it hurt them in life. Don't make the same mistake.

OR..OR..I figure out how to motivate her to suck my dink whenever/wherever.

[TheStiffmeister]

OR..OR..I figure out how to motivate her to suck my dink whenever/wherever.

Reality is, you will not motivate her to suck your dick forever the same way nobody can motivate you to keep cleaning your room when you hate cleaning your room. You will clean it when you are reminded and hassled about it, but if you had the choice you wouldn't. As long as she gets more comfortable, the blowjobs will stop.

Keep her as just another girl in the rotation and get a few more girls going. Just not worth the headache and the amount of time and money you will put in this girl.

[larrybobby]

So. My girlfriend didn't want to have sex tonight. So I asked for a blowjob instead. She said, "no I'm feeling sick. I can't believe you asked me to. You're rude."


U wat.


She wasn't even coughing or anything. It felt like a BS excuse. All this, after I rubbed her back and feet and she says, "oh that feels so good baby."


Thinking of cutting her off from all back rubs, foot rubs and $ till I get mine. She rarely gives me a blow job too otherwise I would have just said, ok babe.


What do. Go.

would ****ing bert stare and tell her to gtfo srs i get mad as fk when i wanna bang and she says no then denys a bj after

[OhMightyOne]

I have a friend who's gf never gives bj's. He has a kid now and is trapped. leave opie while you still can.

[Inhumanity]

I have a friend who's gf never gives bj's. He has a kid now and is trapped. leave opie while you still can.

She just had her period too. Might leave before trap.

[fuzionite]

Dump her 100% srs.
Or alternatively don't do chit for her till she knows her puss should be on f**king demand.

And there's also the unfortunate news that she may just have Jamaal or Tyrone on the side, which is why you ain't getting chit son.

[pitbull707]

I would tell her no bj for me then no pussy eatin

[rotatoo]

my ex-fiance didnt give blowjobs.. fuk me that was a miserable existence.. She was rich as hell though

[lazyliftz]

She's not sexual as often as I am. Before her I'd usually have sex 15-20 times in a weekend. Oh well..I guess I didn't pick a compatible hen. Launch?

Godly numbers. **** I thought I was animal

Go find yourself a nympho. It's not like BJs increase as a relationship goes on.

Edit- and next time don't ask, tell

[zinkhan99]

females. my GF hates when I ask for it, but she gives me one at least every other day if not everyday.

edit: I get moody as fukk when I dont get one, I just need to bust

[TheStiffmeister]

Dump her 100% srs.
Or alternatively don't do chit for her till she knows her puss should be on f**king demand.

And there's also the unfortunate news that she may just have Jamaal or Tyrone on the side, which is why you ain't getting chit son.

passive aggressive things like this will not work. that doesnt communicate well. he should discuss it, if there isnt a perm change then roll out.

[ImAlexBrah]

Next time she denies you whip out your dink and start jerking it. Maybe look up porn on your phone too.

[Inhumanity]

Next time she denies you whip out your dink and start jerking it. Maybe look up porn on your phone too.

Lol..I don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face.

[TheStiffmeister]

Next time she denies you whip out your dink and start jerking it. Maybe look up porn on your phone too.

What will that do? Make her feel "sorry for you"? Come on, that's a sad approach.

I would simply say my expectations and what my wants and needs are and if they are being met. If they are not, you gave her notice and I would start doing ME.

[Inhumanity]

I would tell her no bj for me then no pussy eatin

She'd be cool with that. She's on that there low sex drive time.

[DrWilliam]

Dump her. Dead srs

Didn't read the whole thread, but this OP. Already being reluctant to give sex, plus you give her money? Time to move on.

[CalvesBrah21]

She's not sexual as often as I am.

those feels brah