GF Says No To Giving Me Some "Oral Satisfaction"

[Inhumanity]

So. My girlfriend didn't want to have sex tonight. So I asked for a blowjob instead. She said, "no I'm feeling sick. I can't believe you asked me to. You're rude."


U wat.


She wasn't even coughing or anything. It felt like a BS excuse. All this, after I rubbed her back and feet and she says, "oh that feels so good baby."


Thinking of cutting her off from all back rubs, foot rubs and $ till I get mine. She rarely gives me a blow job too otherwise I would have just said, ok babe.


What do. Go.

[ggNoRe83]

Dump her. Dead srs

[JusF13]

Strong username to post content correlation.

[Broshido]

Just turn her down next time shes horny. bitches hate that

[RickyySpanish]

kil her ope

[Kcabo]

Onto the next one

[MrRiott]

Ignore her, act irritated, and do nothing she asks you to. Works every time.

[Samuuu]

not chick did not wanted sex ,normal

[cdomangue1]

Just turn her down next time shes horny. bitches hate that

Try this all the time

I always cave lol

She has da powwaaaa

[Miz-Zou]

I'll never understand some of you brahs. If sex is important to you in your relationship and the girl isn't scratching that itch, why prolong it for the table scraps you're getting? B/c its too comfortable I'm guessing. Have a talk with her and tell her what you find important in the relationship, and if she isn't down, there are only billions of girls out there who are, so she can hit the bricks!

[Inhumanity]

Ignore her, act irritated, and do nothing she asks you to. Works every time.

Yeah. But I don't want just one BJ then nothing. I guess I'll have to set my foot down or something.

[1thousand]

I would go with deny her next time. If that doesnt fix things dump her cuz during marriage youll get nada. I had a girl like that before but most of my girlfriends now love sex and do whatever whenever.

[Inhumanity]

I'll never understand some of you brahs. If sex is important to you in your relationship and the girl isn't scratching that itch, why prolong it for the table scraps you're getting? B/c its too comfortable I'm guessing. Have a talk with her and tell her what you find important in the relationship, and if she isn't down, there are only billions of girls out there who are, so she can hit the bricks!

I'm thinking of launching. She's boring too. Only watches tv on her bed when she's off work.

But when she comes around and finally gives me some scraps...hnnnggg.

[confusedbrah10]

[MajesticLion]

"I can't believe you said/I can't believe you would..." attempt at a guilt-trip is the most adorably hilarious line females can use.

[Flexish]

Didnt you just post a big thread about this girl? Well. Maybe she's just not in the mood. Fap in her hair and fling hot water on it so it gets weird and gummy.

KIDDING. No. Really. Maybe she just wasnt up to being sexual. But yeah, about that other thread...

[aleeboy]

not chick did not wanted sex ,normal

Do you even English?

OP, she's using as a sexual currency. Am ungiving lover is not a good lover. She will own you for the rest of the relationship.

[BullittEV]

So. My girlfriend didn't want to have sex tonight. So I asked for a blowjob instead. She said, "no I'm feeling sick. I can't believe you asked me to. You're rude."


U wat.


She wasn't even coughing or anything. It felt like a BS excuse. All this, after I rubbed her back and feet and she says, "oh that feels so good baby."


Thinking of cutting her off from all back rubs, foot rubs and $ till I get mine. She rarely gives me a blow job too otherwise I would have just said, ok babe.


What do. Go.

what a fukking stupid kunt. you beta fuk be done with her and come to the alpha side.

but you wont.

[onestep]

Would never b with a girl who wasn't sexual, and not giving bj's is a no-no for me

[Inhumanity]

I got this in my cp:


"Fuuuu I know these feels all too well. Brb 20 minute back massage brb hands cramping brb no head brb"



Lmao. Them feels brah. We know them.

[SherOfPunjab]

tell her it squirts cough medicine in the end

[Inhumanity]

what a fukking stupid kunt. you beta fuk be done with her and come to the alpha side.

but you wont.

Lmao. Guide me bro.

[Inhumanity]

tell her it squirts cough medicine in the end

Hahaha! ****, I missed my chance for the lulz and a bj.

[BenD4Me]

Just turn her down next time shes horny. bitches hate that

tfw they are never horny and this backfires horribly.

[Inhumanity]

Do you even English?

OP, she's using as a sexual currency. Am ungiving lover is not a good lover. She will own you for the rest of the relationship.

I can't just force her to give. (That's called rape I believe)


what do.

[JPF82]

That's what you get for forgetting her burf-day OP

[Fawkeverything]

OP you give her money...get a new hooker this one is broken. But in all seriousness you should be able to compromise with each other in a relationship. Try holding off on things as she may be getting to comfortable with taking and not giving.

[Jeremy-Vincent]

do you smell down there op? maybe thats why

[Achilles1994]

time for a new gf bro

[Broshido]

I got this in my cp:
"Fuuuu I know these feels all too well. Brb 20 minute back massage brb hands cramping brb no head brb"
Lmao. Them feels brah. We know them.

shieettt, my GF knows if i give her a massage to spread her legs for 5 minutes at least.
when you just need to bust and shes not really horny the least she can do is spread her legs for 5 minutes.