Approached a hbb/10 in the gym (no pics) (fuk me)

[Armoxus]

OP have my measly reps.

I don't care if you failed or not, the fact that you did it is what is awesome. I'm one of those gym goers that tells myself everyday before I go in that I am going to approach a girl at the gym today......I never end up doing it lol

If you do that you're a *******. Going to the gym shouldn't be to approach chicks.

[matty_b_bop]

if a girl works out at your gym chances are you'll see her again. instead of asking for her number so quickly, just ask for her name. then say it was nice to meet you and get on with your workout. you'll see her again, and knowing her name will allow you to say hey next time and see how her weekend was or whatever opportune topic is available.

if you act like every other creep in the gym trying to chat chicks up rather than just being cool with her, she'll catch on quick. Don't make it seem like you're just trying to smash, but rather just be cordial because you're both avid gym goers that happen to workout at the same facility. Each time you guys see each other the convo can get more and more in depth, especially if you reference things from the convos before. Play it smooth, unlike the other douches in the gym.

You have to play it cool and act like you've been there before. And always remember that your and her workout is far more important than your conversations. Keep it short and sweet, but just get a little more bold each time.

[Rufflez]

act like nothin happened

[Ayz33]

brb service dress in the gym

missed the part where you said only in the gym you will be doing this

[HugheMaudboro]

Easiest way to talk to someone is to genuinely want to connect or talk. Don't have a motive to talk. No number. No sex. No dating. Just talk.

This is coming from a strong INTJ, introvert. I've learned how to manipulate my persona to be likable, charismatic, mysterious, intimidating... depending on who is with. And I can change it while socializing. I can be mysterious for a few minutes, then intimidating, then charismatic and charming.

Just stop caring about other feelings, and laugh on the inside that you're playing someone exactly how you want to.

[sensiblebrah]

OP do you really have a micropenis? (srs)

[WeDoPullups]

if a girl works out at your gym chances are you'll see her again. instead of asking for her number so quickly, just ask for her name. then say it was nice to meet you and get on with your workout. you'll see her again, and knowing her name will allow you to say hey next time and see how her weekend was or whatever opportune topic is available.

if you act like every other creep in the gym trying to chat chicks up rather than just being cool with her, she'll catch on quick. Don't make it seem like you're just trying to smash, but rather just be cordial because you're both avid gym goers that happen to workout at the same facility. Each time you guys see each other the convo can get more and more in depth, especially if you reference things from the convos before. Play it smooth, unlike the other douches in the gym.

You have to play it cool and act like you've been there before. And always remember that your and her workout is far more important than your conversations. Keep it short and sweet, but just get a little more bold each time.

I've done this before when I was in college and it worked. After the 3rd or 4th encounter I asked what she was up to this weekend. Took her and her friends along with my boys out the bars and we ended up smashing for a few weeks until bavarian boat company snatched her up so she was a sloot anyways.

[Roke]

Not a bad response on your part; I've done worse.

But here's a few things you could have said:

"So do I (in having a boyfriend)."

"Dump him."

"You can have two."

[WeDoPullups]

missed the part where you said only in the gym you will be doing this

still not gonna use my uniform.....most women are very weary of military guys.

OP do you really have a micropenis? (srs)

no lulz

[kmabd2]

lmaooo..dont feel bad OP, happens to *******s all the time

[sensiblebrah]

[Winky69]

Ignore hot chicks Crew

This fukking guy. Always posting in big ass bold makes me lol errytime

[TheAmericano]

well at least you talked to her op....next time do a better job in feeling out the situation. Don't just ask for her number if the only thing you have going is that she is talking to you. Flirt a lil, and establish that you want to fawk and not be gym buddies. then if you feel she wants the D then ask for her number.

And if she still says she has a bf, then that's cool and move on. not a big deal, but good job in approaching

[porcupinetree]

Try this next time she says "I got a man"

[thisguysrs]

GOAT reply see sig



edit: 666 posts fua

[alphaname]

No TOP level girl will just give it up, they need a fighter - she put one obstacle in your way and you cried.

If you said something like " er so what I just want to chill with you, why did you even say that?" you'd have pulled. Waht she did was the BALLS test and you failed lol.

[WeDoPullups]

GOAT reply see sig

We're all gonna fukkin make it brah

strong 666th post too

[asdf89]

i dont get it

[Wappelhorste]

Maybe it has something to do with you saying ""you look like you know how to work out, better than the other chicks here who just walk around for attention"" lmao

[sensiblebrah]

i dont get it

Confirms OP's microdink status

[Omnivium]

No TOP level girl will just give it up, they need a fighter - she put one obstacle in your way and you cried.

If you said something like " er so what I just want to chill with you, why did you even say that?" you'd have pulled. Waht she did was the BALLS test and you failed lol.

Not sure about the balls test thing but that response sounds good. You could just be like "ummm I just wanted to be gym buddies. I'm not trying to pick you up..." Then she will probably give you her number due to embarrassment/surprise and then who knows, maybe she was lying about having a bf or maybe they will break up soon.

[yalldunnosquats]

Should've told her you were just kidding and that you're married.

[stephanielynn76]

First of all... good job OP! What you did took guts. You should not feel embarrassed for approaching her. How else are you gonna know if you don't try. You should also not take the "I have a boyfriend" reply as a rejection of you... chances are she really does have a boyfriend. Perhaps she just wanted to be up front about her availability (or lack thereof). If she were your girlfriend, wouldn't you prefer she make that clear to other guys approaching her? I'm married. When these kinds of situations arise... even if the guy has no intentions and he is just being friendly... I casually mention something about my husband. It is never my intention to embarrass the guy or make him feel rejected in any way. It's just my way of showing respect for the relationship I'm in. I would rather him not mistake my friendliness for flirting. Having said all that, as a chick in the gym it is always a compliment when someone comments on how hard I train or how serious I am about my training.

As for your last response there... Oy. LOL Use this as a learning experience to be more prepared in case this situation ever happens again. If you wanted to keep the conversation flowing and act as if you weren't rustled by her declaration, you could have casually replied with, "Oh, does he train here too?" ... or something like that.

if a girl works out at your gym chances are you'll see her again. instead of asking for her number so quickly, just ask for her name. then say it was nice to meet you and get on with your workout. you'll see her again, and knowing her name will allow you to say hey next time and see how her weekend was or whatever opportune topic is available.

if you act like every other creep in the gym trying to chat chicks up rather than just being cool with her, she'll catch on quick. Don't make it seem like you're just trying to smash, but rather just be cordial because you're both avid gym goers that happen to workout at the same facility. Each time you guys see each other the convo can get more and more in depth, especially if you reference things from the convos before. Play it smooth, unlike the other douches in the gym.

You have to play it cool and act like you've been there before. And always remember that your and her workout is far more important than your conversations. Keep it short and sweet, but just get a little more bold each time.

Yes, this approach makes more sense. She will think you are just a cool guy who's trying to be friendly. After a rapport is established you'll become more familiar to her and she may be more open to getting to know you outside of the gym. OR... in the midst of one of these conversations she will mention a boyfriend and save you the trouble.

[TheApathy]

aw fuk bye.

[LiftDrive]

OP do you really have a micropenis? (srs)

Aw fuk bye

[WeDoPullups]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

[Siaa]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

[miked101]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

Fuggin lolll


























In for tmrw

[MostDeaf]

Shoulda said "I have a boyfriend too! Let's double date."


*******.

[Romaleos]

I'm JUST SAYIN OP

the day they break up she'll remember your attempt.


you've invested in the future