Approached a hbb/10 in the gym (no pics) (fuk me)

[johndoejd54]

lol'ed at "awe fuk bye" and awkwardly leaving

OP you dun' goofed you just gave her more power and now she will more likely sloot

[MidasAesthetics]

that wasn't long enough to get enough female to male interest. see mystery method M3 model

[lunchbox12]

lold at "aw fuk bye" sounds like something i woulda done.

should been like boyfriend huh? welp c ya later

[SpicyJizz]

[guy3210]

don't worry op
everything takes time and practice

[Jeremyn87]

Lold even harder at the grocery store attempt
OP, if you fukk up like that at one place, go to another. Your goal should be raised to at least one attempt of 1-2 minutes per day. Preferably longer and more, if you're up to it. At least that will involve a few exchanges and you get more practice.
I started doing schit like that too, and it's really easy once you get the hang of it. I'll compliment random sloots on whatever schitty perfume they're wearing, shoes, coat, whatever. Even cracking a cheeky comment on the train if I'm sitting next to one. Never once had a bad response to it, and sometimes got numbers, while other times I'll just leave it as is.

Didn't pay attention to where you live, but if you're in a pedestrian city (like NYC, Chicago, or even if your area has a popular downtown neighborhood), just say something like "hey there" if you pass by a sloot or two. It's not to stop them, not to get their numbers, you don't even have to stop walking. It's just to be more comfortable talking to strangers.

[Omnivium]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

You know how everyone says the worst that can happen is she says no? Apparently that's bullchit lol. That went way worse than I could have imagined. My rule is if the first thing she says is bitchy then don't even bother trying to talk to her.

I wasn't planning on approaching anyone today but I saw this girl at the gym that I've seen a few times so I made myself approach her and it went great. She said she has a bf but she was all like "That was really sweet! THANK YOU!!!!!" and I could tell I made her day. Obviously I didn't get a number or anything but we both felt happier after that interaction and I can't wait to do it again.

[WookinPaNub]

Damn you OP, should have had some balls and done this:

[BallerOfPeace]

Fukin lold at title (fuk me) (kill myself)

[L0lJ0ker3]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

....





and with this post I am now subscribed to this thread.

[rartuso]

Should of replied " Ain't no fun if da homies can't have none"

[Mxxz]

aw fuk bye

[zeronotyethero]

At least she didn't say, "You're like one of those birds no one is excited to look at."

[Mxxz]

[bkw16]

Gj OP, keep trying. Next time you see hbb in gym just say hey whatsup. No need to feel awkward

[WeDoPullups]

literally exactly how my face looked

[devill1am]

Brilliant, why is she a mermaid though?

[joshuaclottey]

Definitely the gym again. The library here is where the homeless hang out. Starbucks is a good idea tho

I look forward to reading your next post.

[sourcecode123]

reminds me of http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6637161

[AgentSquish]

I had a VERY similar situation happen at my gym.

-Hot girl I see almost err day, slender build, brunette, dat ass, easy 8.5/10
-About a month goes by with me wanting to approach her but chickening out everytime
-Finally decide to do it
-Walk up to her, she has headphones in, fukk
-Introduce myself, voice shaking
-"Hi, seen you here a lot, just wanted to say hi"
-She comes off super nice and sweet, small talked for maybe 1-2 minutes
-Say bye. Didn't even get number or anything. Saw her once since then and I made a point to ignore her completely. Didn't even look at her once. Feelsbadman. Why do I do this?!



We're all gonna make it?

[NotenoughGains]

hi thread.

o fuk bye.

[Achilles1994]

reminds me of http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6637161

yeh ****ing water

[devill1am]

reminds me of http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6637161

I actually lol'ed in the gym just now reading that! Some hot girl looked at me and I just blurted out "ye f**king laughter" , goofed

[2p4e]

in on legendary historic thread and meme origin.

lol'd way too hard at both riveting tales from op.




ey gurl you looking for sum bags?

aw fuk bye

[mikey78910]

lol in,

[Prim4lFear]

awe fuk in

[Achilles1994]

Subbed for tomorrows story of failure.

[FalconPunchBrah]

lmfaoooo made my night
must of took some time van gooh

[Orcabrah]

Strong thred in for later.

[BrawnySwoleman]

I actually do this now (srs). Ever since I started miscing in july 2012 I've slowly been more aware that hot chicks are so used to being checked out that if you don't do it they don't get that ego boost, and probably look at you differently somewhat. I know it sounds stupid but I feel like they don't deserve to be checked out since they have life on easy mode. Totally srs, I ignore girls more at get togethers and act like I don't care, it's like pride gets in the way of me trying to talk to them. I'm decently attractive so I feel like it puts a dent in their ego or something lol. Misc also has me ****ing obsessed with height, today i found myself in shofu's pokemon live stream (big black basketball player who does pokemon battles on youtube) spamming "how tall are you shofu ******* manmore?"

srs

lul

/high

I've had this mindset (thanks misc) but I've realized how meaningless it is. If you ignore a girl and think you're depriving her of attention, it doesn't make any difference because she'll get plenty from other guys. If you ignore her because you think it'll make her magically jump on your cock (like misc believes), this is again wrong because it would only make a difference if she was interested in you anyway.

Op you should have said "yeah ****ing water."