Approached a hbb/10 in the gym (no pics) (fuk me)

[WeDoPullups]

Hmmm an insecure miscer with this immature attitude IRL

no wonder you're a socially awkward tard, lol bet the sloot was single too

I'm mixed with Bohemian baccarat club so she only half slooted it up with me

[UnknownOrigin]

Then I pointed and said I gotta get your number

"I have a bf"

should have replied with: "he can't be your boyfriend if he's dead"

[HughMyronbraugh]

"You looking for some bags" = GOAT pickup line. Will use.

[CantMakeItBrah]

aw fuk bye

[catstrat]

Correct response to "I have a boyfriend" is:

"(Cheeky grin) That's ok he doesn't have to know". She will laugh, you'll walk away with dignity in tact.

Note OP, cheeky grin is essential!

[Achilles1994]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

This cannot be real tea...

[OfficerJimLahey]

OP do you have a place in mind for trying tomorrow? Great thread so far, grocery store girl was level 10 bitch. good luck m8

[Cinderblock]

EDIT: This thread will now be a daily log of my approaches. As of today I am on a 5 month cold streak of female contact. Stay tuned.

Day 1:

Started off well....I stuttered at first but luckily she had her headphones in and didn't hear me so I repeated myself

I thought there was a connection because she kept walking past me and stealing looks so I went in for it
I opened up with "you look like you know how to work out, better than the other chicks here who just walk around for attention"
She laughed, told me she has a trainer and then we just started talking about random **** for 5 min

Then I pointed and said I gotta get your number

"I have a bf"

my voice just locked up and I didn't know what to say, then my brain unfroze and I just blurted out "aw fuk bye" racked my weights and walked to the bathroom to stare at myself in the mirror and review in my mind what the fuk just happened.

I hope I never see her again

cliffs:
fail

You don't even know how hard I just laughed at picturing this.

[big__chris]

lmao brah this is golden

[Geoloop]

in on legendary thread

aw fk bye

[WeDoPullups]

OP do you have a place in mind for trying tomorrow? Great thread so far, grocery store girl was level 10 bitch. good luck m8

Yea I was legit shocked at her response. Maybe I came on too strong I dunno.

I'm not sure where the next one will be. I don't have much choices in my mid-sized northwestern town. That goes for both locations and girls

[vsukicker]

aw fuk bye

[BeefJurky]

lmao thats actually the GOAT response to "i have a boyfriend"

aw fuk bye

[2RDEYE]

she probably thought u went to the bathroom to fap

[joshuaclottey]

Yea I was legit shocked at her response. Maybe I came on too strong I dunno.

I'm not sure where the next one will be. I don't have much choices in my mid-sized northwestern town. That goes for both locations and girls

May I suggest the library? Waiting for the bus? Starbucks? the gym again? A restaurant?

[FearNoHardship]

in b4 op gets kicked out of his gym because some chicks start complaining to management about a guy trying to pick up everyone of them and

in b4 harassment charge. lol

not srs get them slots brah

[R3nmazuo]

approaching hbb and getting rejected isnt too bad when you have real life miscer friends to lulz with after. ill be your friend op.

[santal0l]

Read thread yesterday, laughed at "aw fuk bye"


Read thread today, laughed even harder at "aw fuk bye"

ty OP

[WeDoPullups]

May I suggest the library? Waiting for the bus? Starbucks? the gym again? A restaurant?

Definitely the gym again. The library here is where the homeless hang out. Starbucks is a good idea tho

[Cinderblock]

if a girl works out at your gym chances are you'll see her again. instead of asking for her number so quickly, just ask for her name. then say it was nice to meet you and get on with your workout. you'll see her again, and knowing her name will allow you to say hey next time and see how her weekend was or whatever opportune topic is available.

if you act like every other creep in the gym trying to chat chicks up rather than just being cool with her, she'll catch on quick. Don't make it seem like you're just trying to smash, but rather just be cordial because you're both avid gym goers that happen to workout at the same facility. Each time you guys see each other the convo can get more and more in depth, especially if you reference things from the convos before. Play it smooth, unlike the other douches in the gym.

You have to play it cool and act like you've been there before. And always remember that your and her workout is far more important than your conversations. Keep it short and sweet, but just get a little more bold each time.

oh shiet it's matty b bop. Take his advice OP.

That one chick you smashed years ago, I forgot her name...

[brokenjoint]

Lol. Once I approached a guy at the gym I had the hots for and he just bertstared me. Not as bad as "aw fuk bye" but I see him all the time and I got over it, he even racked some weights for me yesterday. The next hbb that you hit on can't say anything much worse so you're all good for the next approach.

[Darkhare]

ahahhahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm laughing like a lunatic... will rep on recharge HAAHHAA

[2011change]

Welp, here's how my approach for today went:

I went to the grocery store at rush hour time to improve the odds of running into an hbb. I went in prepared to approach any sloot that looked like she could take the D. I saw one bent over in the garbage bag isle and I just went in quick before my brain could blur out my plan and cause me to stutter....which it did.

I approached from behind (yeah bad, she was still bent over), and as soon as I began to talk my scumbag brain cluttered up my opener. I stood there for 10 seconds, until I eventually said "You looking for some bags?" She turns around slightly, a little startled looking and says "Yea ummmm..... some trashbags" in a somewhat stuck up tone. So I kinda just stood there awkwardly as she goes back to looking at the shelf so I decided to be straightforward and just popped the question: "What are you up to this weekend?" This time she looks up with a disgusted face and says "nothing with you dip****" which blowed me away because she looked like a nice innocent snowflake who loves her grandma's cookies. My face crunches up in anger and I just blurt out "well fine bitch go buy a trashbag then" louder than I should have in a crowded grocery store because this mom and her two kids turned around to look at me. I get the fuk out of there, with anger boiling inside of me while I hear a "go jerk yourself off creeper" as I continue down the isle. I didn't turn around or else there would have been a murder.
While I was in line to buy my stuff, apparently some old Korean Vet guy overheard my failure of approach and he nudges me on the shoulder and says "Just pay for em kid it's easier and he lets out a rusty crackly laugh." I chuckle a bit and tell him yea I just might start doing that.

And now I'm here writing this still FA.

YOU...GOT to BE JOKING???...........


OMG...im ****in dying in laughter.

[Loyboy1996]

In for this legendary type shet. OP once a day ain't gonna git'r done try at least 2-3 times and if all else fails.... FatchicksLOLGOODLUCK

[j1mmyrustles]

in for daily dose of rejection. joking but props on approaching anyways. you got bawlz

[FalconPunchBrah]

oh lawd

[Cinderblock]

Lol. Once I approached a guy at the gym I had the hots for and he just bertstared me. Not as bad as "aw fuk bye" but I see him all the time and I got over it, he even racked some weights for me yesterday. The next hbb that you hit on can't say anything much worse so you're all good for the next approach.

What did you say when you approached?

[SherdiL1]

Got this HBB in the gym receptionist can't approach and make things awkward at gym.Gym is like my 2nd home.

[HIITforGains]

'awe fuk bye'


'fine bitch go buy your trash bags then'


love this thread. keep up with the approaches.

[johndoejd54]

i actually do this now (srs). Ever since i started miscing in july 2012 i've slowly been more aware that hot chicks are so used to being checked out that if you don't do it they don't get that ego boost, and probably look at you differently somewhat. I know it sounds stupid but i feel like they don't deserve to be checked out since they have life on easy mode. Totally srs, i ignore girls more at get togethers and act like i don't care, it's like pride gets in the way of me trying to talk to them.



Srs

lul



/high

this