Approached a hbb/10 in the gym (no pics) (fuk me)

[Jeremyn87]

Fukking lold at aw fuk bye
inb4 new Misc meme

It could have been worse. You could have said "oh yeah? me too...."

[ect0]

aw fuk bye.

lols reps for sober approach. mirin

[habibtizz]

you gotta pull out the classic: "oh, whats his name?"


"aw fuk bye" works too, lmao

[ThaSnow]

OMG how did you miss the use of Johnny Bravo there. "well you look like the kind of girl that could use two" BOOOOOM

[RonPaul2012]

Ignore hot chicks Crew

this

[_Ishy]

Not bad at all OP. SRS. Good opener.

Obviously you handled the BF poorly but that'll come with practice and confidence.

[MentallyPhil]

That sucks brah sry to hear, but at least you had the balls to approach her. Dunno if you had a plan in your mind of what you were gonna talk to her about, but a good way to prevent this in the future is to approach, have normal bs convo like you did and bring up the topic of her bf (whether she has one or not doesn't matter). Either way you'll get your answer without that awkward moment and can move on from there

ex/

you: so where do you go to school? work? etc.
her: oh I go here, work here and do this
you: how does your bf feel about you being so busy? blah blah etc.
her if she likes you: I don't have a bf
her is she doesn't: he doesn't care blah blah

progress from there
???
profit

[devill1am]

lol, this thread is a nice breath of fresh air from the usual...

[img]http://us.cdn283.fansshare.com/photos/********meme/fsqarnh-misc-1757743594.jpg[/img]

[SkinnyBeast24]

"aw fuk bye"l

l...m...f...a...o.....

hahahahahhaa

[WeDoPullups]

Not bad at all OP. SRS. Good opener.

thanks brah....I usually have good openers if I don't stutter.

That sucks brah sry to hear, but at least you had the balls to approach her. Dunno if you had a plan in your mind of what you were gonna talk to her about, but a good way to prevent this in the future is to approach, have normal bs convo like you did and bring up the topic of her bf (whether she has one or not doesn't matter). Either way you'll get your answer without that awkward moment and can move on from there

ex/

you: so where do you go to school? work? etc.
her: oh I go here, work here and do this
you: how does your bf feel about you being so busy? blah blah etc.
her if she likes you: I don't have a bf
her is she doesn't: he doesn't care blah blah

progress from there
???
profit

Will try this. I do have somewhat of a plan before I approach but after the opener it always changes.


I think I know why I just blurted out "aw fuk bye". All the pent up frustration and sexual deprivation built up and just released when she said "I have a bf" It was just rage and embarrassment all at one

[RespectYourself]

Don't sweat it m8. Notch it down as experience.

[Digivice]

Listen OP, next time this happens, here;s what you do. You just say "That's too bad". Leave. Proceed to break all PRs whilst eye-fuking her from across the gym. Be sure to assert your manliness by slamming all of your weights too. That's the way to handle when a girl says "I have a boyfriend".

Brb Ahlpha

[HugheMaudboro]

Aw fuk....


..... bye....

How to handle "I have a bf"

"my favorite topping on pizza is pepperoni."

Stare at her

Then say "oh I thought we were just saying irrelevant things... So how do I contact you again?"

No cheeky smile, say it cold faced.

[RonPaul2012]

lol, this thread is a nice breath of fresh air from the usual...

[img]http://us.cdn283.fansshare.com/photos/********meme/fsqarnh-misc-1757743594.jpg[/img]

LMFAO this is better than the other one

[Ayz33]

brah just do it in uniform, you know the deal. piece of cake then......RIGHT?

[devill1am]

LMFAO this is better than the other one

What's the other one?

[woodbarry]

next time go for "Shyt... Well does he appreciate you?" Always worth a laugh.

[HelloDurr]

Iono... But I never sht where I work....

Unless bish asks first.

Do not want to have any awkwardness in my place of zen....especially after grueling day at work

Edit: and most bishes don't like being bothered at the gym Especially those with headphones..

[WeDoPullups]

brah just do it in uniform, you know the deal. piece of cake then......RIGHT?

brb service dress in the gym

[Mque]

Your a champion in my book

[mchabs]

op, there's salmon, halibut, swordfish, cod, trout, and who can forget about whales and shellfish, etc.

just keep on trying and you'll only get better at it, then realize how easy it really is.

[AndreSoCal]

Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you cant score.

[Omnivium]

Gjdm. Next time don't be surprised if you get the bf line. Just play it off like it doesn't phase you.

[RonPaul2012]

What's the other one?

fuk i forgot

o wait no it was dude running into his gf making out with random dude, then girl asking for second chance, guy says yes I think. Then goes on misc making thread SLOOTS GONNA SLOOT etc lmao

[Hockeyaus33]

OP have my measly reps.

I don't care if you failed or not, the fact that you did it is what is awesome. I'm one of those gym goers that tells myself everyday before I go in that I am going to approach a girl at the gym today......I never end up doing it lol

[Balkanwot]

i lol'd so hard at this thread. op has balls doe

[WeDoPullups]

OP have my measly reps.

I don't care if you failed or not, the fact that you did it is what is awesome. I'm one of those gym goers that tells myself everyday before I go in that I am going to approach a girl at the gym today......I never end up doing it lol

start a log like me brah. Just have fun with it and do it everyday. Join me on my journey

[Aformermiscer]

Most retarded shiit i have ever read. Females don't give 2 fuks if your ugly ass notices them or not. They just walk by quickly in hopes you would stop breathing the same air as them. lol @ "dent in their ego" you aint brad pitt ***** and frauding on lifts. You are legit a *******.

I'm not frauding on my lifts *******. I know it's dumb also, trying to stop thinking like that.

Yes I squat more than I DL, and I go fukkin deep enough, have posted videos numberous times, old vid BISH

[AussieJuNior]

just act normal bro. They wont think much of it. She prob is into you but maybe does genuinely have a bf. Just keep doing your thing and maybe she will approach you one day?

[sensiblebrah]

.l.loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool