Approached a hbb/10 in the gym (no pics) (fuk me)

[GreenIvy6]

Hmmm, the old "compare black people to monkeys" insult. How cute.

[ThunderMonkeyy]

Hmmm, the old "compare black people to monkeys" insult. How cute.

Ummm, no. I have a fukking mad crush on you, and I think we need to get together asap. Srs, I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, your to busy doing your fukkin hair and makeup, listenin to Ke$ha n shiit.

Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think.

Peace, bitch

[GreenIvy6]

Ummm, no. I have a fukking mad crush on you, and I think we need to get together asap. Srs, I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, your to busy doing your fukkin hair and makeup, listenin to Ke$ha n shiit.

Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think.

Peace, bitch

Aw fuk bye!

[Muzzlrpress]

Aw fuk bye!

Huehue

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subbed for more aw fuk bye

[giffed]

This thread is providing the lols

[Phoenix989]

Hang in there OP. You're bound to bang at least 1 chick if you keep this up for a month

[Geoloop]

Hmmm, the old "compare black people to monkeys" insult. How cute.

strong unaware...

is more of a hnnnnnnng pic than anything racial

[GreenIvy6]

strong unaware...

is more of a hnnnnnnng pic than anything racial

Yeah, Iceman1800 pointed it out to me.

Admittedly, the unaware was strong within me......

[StrongNameDM]

OP, i made a gif of you.

[Alphamt]

5 star thread

[Ic4rus]

Today's update:


Went back to the gym today with my workout partner this time. Not as a wingman, just a regular workout partner. He's unaware that I'm striving to approach one girl a day.

Anways, we're both thinking of doing the Spartan Race in the spring. In between sets we kinda chit chat about the details until a 6-7/10 older looking girl overhears us and starts asking about it. She seemed interested in it too and wants to join a team. I'm thinking to myself 'hmm perfect. I can get her to join our team, get her number and bing bang blammo'. So I pounce in like a wombat and say "Yea you trying to roll with the boys?" And almost immediately her attention diverts to my partner, and he starts to lead the conversation. Every 2 minutes or so I try to chime in and suggest she starts training with us but she just looks at the ground in my direction and then back at my partner as he continues to talk. At this point I'm getting desperate and I step forward to assert dominance and say "So yea hey lemme get your number so we have your contact." She actually acknowledges me this time and replies "Ummm yea sure" while my partner takes out his phone at the same time to start copying it down................Welp, she goes to GRAB HIS fukking phone while I'm just standing there with my phone out ready to put her number in. She then inputs it in his phone herself so I can't hear it and then hands it to him with a cute smile while I'm slowly putting my phone away trying to make sure nobody notices. "Ok great well text me when you wanna work out" she says as she once again is looking at him and not me.

My partner didn't say anything about this absolute ****ing embarrassment but he knows. I know that he knows. I tried to play it off cool by saying "Alright yea we got a new teammate sweet!" and he just let's out an awkward chuckle "Haha yea bro should be fun."

I'm losing motivation. But I shall continue on.

was the guy significantly taller than you?

[Achilles1994]

was the guy significantly taller than you?

here we go.gif

[SpicyJizz]

was the guy significantly taller than you?

lol'd

[WeDoPullups]

was the guy significantly taller than you?

he's 5'9 so not really.

Today I went to a health food store to attempt to cold approach a stocker/cashier girl I've seen a few times before. Dark hair, pale skin and blue eyes, hhhnng. I walk in and see her in the back putting things on a shelf, so I go around to the right to where I can come from the rear of the store to meet her.
She looks up and sees me coming as I'm a few steps away and smiles while I smile back and we hold eye contact since she's probably anticipating that I have a question. Right here my confidence rises a bit as she looked very approachable now and the eye contact was excellent. At this point I realize I forgot to think of an opener before approaching. Fuk....me..... Before an awkward silent moment occurred, quickly I blurt out "Hey excuse me do you know where I can find some raw kale and that pure pomegranate juice you guys have? She says sure and walks me across the store to where the kale is. I follow behind, checking her ass out as we move along (no creep). It was nice.
Anyway once we get there she shows me the kale and then tells me which isle the pomegranate juice is on and then asks me if I need anything else. Right there I start thinking 'fuk dis gon be my chance'. It was almost a perfect opportunity.

"Um....What are u....ummmm actually nevermind I think that's it thanks I'll gonna buy this." I don't know why the **** I said "I'll gonna buy this" at the end....like some subconscious trigger hint telling me to turn into a retard and buy her for sex tonight I don't ****ing know. The adrenaline and nervousness once again turned my brain into oats and almond milk that's been sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Anyway.............. she courteously replies "OK let me know!" and then goes back.

I just paid for my **** and left instead of asking her out again. I didn't even buy the kale. Bought the pomegranate though because that **** is good as fuk.

[footmenrow]

[Muzzlrpress]

he's 5'9 so not really.

Today I went to a health food store to attempt to cold approach a stocker/cashier girl I've seen a few times before. Dark hair, pale skin and blue eyes, hhhnng. I walk in and see her in the back putting things on a shelf, so I go around to the right to where I can come from the rear of the store to meet her.
She looks up and sees me coming as I'm a few steps away and smiles while I smile back and we hold eye contact since she's probably anticipating that I have a question. Right here my confidence rises a bit as she looked very approachable now and the eye contact was excellent. At this point I realize I forgot to think of an opener before approaching. Fuk....me..... Before an awkward silent moment occurred, quickly I blurt out "Hey excuse me do you know where I can find some raw kale and that pure pomegranate juice you guys have? She says sure and walks me across the store to where the kale is. I follow behind, checking her ass out as we move along (no creep). It was nice.
Anyway once we get there she shows me the kale and then tells me which isle the pomegranate juice is on and then asks me if I need anything else. Right there I start thinking 'fuk dis gon be my chance'. It was almost a perfect opportunity.

"Um....What are u....ummmm actually nevermind I think that's it thanks I'll gonna buy this." I don't know why the **** I said "I'll gonna buy this" at the end....like some subconscious trigger hint telling me to turn into a retard and buy her for sex tonight I don't ****ing know. The adrenaline and nervousness once again turned my brain into oats and almond milk that's been sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Anyway.............. she courteously replies "OK let me know!" and then goes back.

I just paid for my **** and left instead of asking her out again. I didn't even buy the kale. Bought the pomegranate though because that **** is good as fuk.

Now I know you're trolling us.

[SpicyJizz]

he's 5'9 so not really.

Today I went to a health food store to attempt to cold approach a stocker/cashier girl I've seen a few times before. Dark hair, pale skin and blue eyes, hhhnng. I walk in and see her in the back putting things on a shelf, so I go around to the right to where I can come from the rear of the store to meet her.
She looks up and sees me coming as I'm a few steps away and smiles while I smile back and we hold eye contact since she's probably anticipating that I have a question. Right here my confidence rises a bit as she looked very approachable now and the eye contact was excellent. At this point I realize I forgot to think of an opener before approaching. Fuk....me..... Before an awkward silent moment occurred, quickly I blurt out "Hey excuse me do you know where I can find some raw kale and that pure pomegranate juice you guys have? She says sure and walks me across the store to where the kale is. I follow behind, checking her ass out as we move along (no creep). It was nice.
Anyway once we get there she shows me the kale and then tells me which isle the pomegranate juice is on and then asks me if I need anything else. Right there I start thinking 'fuk dis gon be my chance'. It was almost a perfect opportunity.

"Um....What are u....ummmm actually nevermind I think that's it thanks I'll gonna buy this." I don't know why the **** I said "I'll gonna buy this" at the end....like some subconscious trigger hint telling me to turn into a retard and buy her for sex tonight I don't ****ing know. The adrenaline and nervousness once again turned my brain into oats and almond milk that's been sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Anyway.............. she courteously replies "OK let me know!" and then goes back.

I just paid for my **** and left instead of asking her out again. I didn't even buy the kale. Bought the pomegranate though because that **** is good as fuk.

Lol, sorry OP. Just be funny. laughter is the key to a hbb's heart.

[WeDoPullups]

Now I know you're trolling us.

Every time somebody says I'm trolling, it kills my motivation. When you say I'm trolling, that tells me you think it's so bad that it can't be real.

[Muzzlrpress]

Every time somebody says I'm trolling, it kills my motivation. When you say I'm trolling, that tells me you think it's so bad that it can't be real.

Have you not ever been cold approached at all before?

[WeDoPullups]

Have you not ever been cold approached at all before?

Only in bars.

With that said I'm not cold approaching in bars. It's an environment where it's expected

[Danakind]

Every time somebody says I'm trolling, it kills my motivation. When you say I'm trolling, that tells me you think it's so bad that it can't be real.

Only in bars.

With that said I'm not cold approaching in bars. It's an environment where it's expected

Most people get shot down, even smooth talkers. One time a girl started preaching how desperate it is to ask out random strangers. She's correct with that assertion, but I already swallowed the redpill.

If I was a masculine hunk, nw0 hairline, male model face, and brown hair/blue eyes master race, I would have eaten that chit for breakfast.

It can work and it really does improve your confidence. Once you swallow the red pill and have experience doing this, approaching girls is like talking to strangers on the internet. Of course you're in despair because you know the success rate is painfully low.

[Muzzlrpress]

Only in bars.

With that said I'm not cold approaching in bars. It's an environment where it's expected

I don't get it. Being cold approached is a big ass indicator of being somewhat attractive.

If you know you look good and are stronger than most guys in the room, why do you lose your chit? Does the confidence not carry over for you?

[Cinderblock]

so is OP full of shyte? I'm disappointed.

[WeDoPullups]

I don't get it. Being cold approached is a big ass indicator of being somewhat attractive.

If you know you look good and are stronger than most guys in the room, why do you lose your chit? Does the confidence not carry over for you?

It's not like it happens all the time m8. And I havent been in a bar in 3 months.

I was a pimple face twig in high school and all through college so years of being ignored isn't going to reverse itself overnight

[Loyboy1996]

Brotha seems like your choking a lot , I have a solution!! Go in that grocery store tomorrow buy a 12 pack of Whatever beer and smash that thing in the parking lot then go back in and spit some game to her. Being buzzed/drunk will make you much more confident Im sure you already know that! Git'r done

[Muzzlrpress]

It's not like it happens all the time m8. And I havent been in a bar in 3 months.

I was a pimple face twig in high school and all through college so years of being ignored isn't going to reverse itself overnight

You've been lifting for a while.

I'm sure twig status was long ago and you have adjusted to the life of one who lifts.

Do you not feel pride in the presence of mere mortals?

[Danakind]

Imagine Randy Orton cold approaching. He would close every set as the girls would be afraid he would beat them up. His hairline needs a bit of work.

[WeDoPullups]

You've been lifting for a while.

I'm sure twig status was long ago and you have adjusted to the life of one who lifts.

Do you not feel pride in the presence of mere mortals?

Please tell me how long I've been lifting o lord of all knowledge

[Muzzlrpress]

Please tell me how long I've been lifting o lord of all knowledge

Why are you getting sarcastic with me when I'm trying to help you out? I say you've lifted for a while because you actually look like you lift, but instead of taking the damn compliment you call me the Lord of all knowledge.