My goal is to marry a RN

[Moffdog]

Not going to lie, two of the best chicks ive been with were RN's...
Great night time energy (used to latenights) Strong grip also
Seem quite adventurous also

[Bauger89]

RNs are major sloots


Hospital employed bro checking in

[SurgeonBrah]

If you live in the states you just need an MD after your name, or if in Australia an MBBS....

Then just have your stick ready to beat off the ones you dont want as they clamber over each other to get at you!

[JediRN]

If you live in the states you just need an MD after your name, or if in Australia an MBBS....

Then just have your stick ready to beat off the ones you dont want as they clamber over each other to get at you!

I'm sure you are right, but I've only seen that once. He was a hot young Surgeon type. Definately top of the food chain. Male nurse Managers tend to be up there too.

[jthm]

Srs...I want to marry a registered nurse sometime in my life.


Too bad I can't find over a 3/10 that wants to date me

I used to feel this way, but after 5 years of working with them Ive realized that female nurses act like stuck up entitled bitches who seem to always be on their periods. Get ready for HIGH maintenance. The attractive ones hold out for M.D.s, which explains why you cant find one about 3/10 that will date you. Ive grown you absolutely hate them.

[mhockey9090]

She can take care of me when ever I need it

This.

My girlfriend is an RN. I ask her medical questions and she tells me to go my doctor. Well, phuck her then! She's lucky she has big teddies and can suck my dink like a pro.

haha thats phucked up

You want a pediatric RN. They tend to be very bubbly and can put on a good face even when things appear down. They are trusted with our nations second most precious resource... our children. As such, hospitals go to great lengths to keep the good ones and to weed out the bad ones. Pediatric RN's are a great big ball of compassion and love for the innocent. They all come with animals... usally high maintenence big dogs. They will want children and they will be exellent mothers as they see first hand how children can and should be molded. Like ER RN's, all pediatric RN's swallow and will let you piitb. On balance they are very deviant in their private lives but hide that inclination better than any of the others.

You will want an ICU RN. To the best that any RN can, and ICU RN will be able to keep up with you mentally. unlike floor RN's, they have the time to delve into the pathophysiology of the patient and most tend to want to be the smartest RN in the hospital. They are naturally competitive and not beyond backstabbing. They are control freaks, but respond well to good leadership. If you are not a flake you will be alright. If you are, you will be exposed and destroyed. ICU RN's tend to be the most devious as they often do things outside their scope of practice for the good of the patient and to let the physician sleep. They have little problems doing what needs to be done with the end goal in mind...keep the patient alive until the end of the shift.

Repped.

[conceptions]

Oh.. and I'm assuming you are narrowing your search to just female RN's...right?

i want a clingy/emotionally available RN with a big ass and teddies.

Nice, honest, funny, not a party animal, and has a heart of gold.
Clingy would be nice

In for responses. She also must have daddy issues.

you want an ER RN. They love the drama and excitement of the ED as well as the prestige and probably got into it because they watched a lot of TV shows with RN's...most of the RN in TV land are straight up sloots. Your typical ER RN younger and as they are the first and most frequently seen RN by the public, hospitals have little problem putting the best looking ones there. They tend to be a little vain and for good reason... they are the slooty hotty types through and through.

You want a pediatric RN. They tend to be very bubbly and can put on a good face even when things appear down. They are trusted with our nations second most precious resource... our children. As such, hospitals go to great lengths to keep the good ones and to weed out the bad ones. Pediatric RN's are a great big ball of compassion and love for the innocent. They all come with animals... usally high maintenence big dogs. They will want children and they will be exellent mothers as they see first hand how children can and should be molded. Like ER RN's, all pediatric RN's swallow and will let you piitb. On balance they are very deviant in their private lives but hide that inclination better than any of the others.

loled at these. Repped.

[yqr306]

Good plan Opie. I'd marry me too.

[ZachSt]

Cop + Nurse couple

lmao why the phuck is every nurse married to either a cop or a firefighter

Dat feel when I want these jobs and my girlfriend is becoming a nurse soon.

[asdf89]

Re evaluate your perception of what nurses are...alot of them are as slutty and retarded as they come..think before you dink

is this what you think of?














































ive got some bad newz

[leoaa777]

I'll take some uggs and iPad bby.

[halo0]

I keep hearing stories how RNs at hospitals are dirty sloots banging lots of guys

[Arnaut]

Cop + Nurse couple

lmao why the phuck is every nurse married to either a cop or a firefighter

Strong this. Know two RNs who are both married to cops. WTF

[LaudyBrah]

Dat feel when going into law enforcement and my girls in nursing school

Good plan Opie. I'd marry me too.

Purple hair and tats... Confirmed sloot

[FearNoHardship]

id rather marry a doctor

[yqr306]

Dat feel when going into law enforcement and my girls in nursing school


Purple hair and tats... Confirmed sloot

Busted

[LaCosaNostra90]

Agreed OP. And the fact that they make 6 figures sures helps too

[JayC91]

I'll marry you OP (no homo)

[xSpadeZx]

GF is in school to be an RN.

Respect the field, but I couldn't do what they do.

[rocknnrolla]

nurses are whores man, it doesnt help that she meets new ppl everyday

[jthm]

Cop + Nurse couple

lmao why the phuck is every nurse married to either a cop or a firefighter

Its because they are delusional and believe they are in, or want to be in, positions of authority. Being married to a cop reinforces that delusion, its similar to how women think their boyfriends/husbands money is theirs.

[Antonio519]

RN, checking in...you want sum fuk?

[Laterade]

If I ever got married (which probably won't happen) and I had to choose a profession of which my spouse to have it would be a masseuse.

No better wife for a lifter. I envy anyone who wifes a masseuse/massage therapist

[asdf89]

Agreed OP. And the fact that they make 6 figures sures helps too

average RN makes about 29 dollars/hour. not 100 grand.

[halo0]

nurses are whores man, it doesnt help that she meets new ppl everyday

This. They work long shifts and then overtime. Just end up hooking up with the staff.

[jacklambert58]

do you like filipinos?

[jthm]

average RN makes about 29 dollars/hour. not 100 grand.

Youre right, that isnt the average R.N.'s salary, however, it is very easy for an R.N. to make 100k. That is only if they feel like putting in that much effort. It is easy for Nurses to get burnt out. Bathing and wiping peoples ass's gets ****ing old I bet.

[PaC-mAn8]

I will be in an RN in May.

Where is our honeymoon going to be OP?

[Drew445]

i want a clingy/emotionally available rn with a big ass and teddies.

lmfaoo

[asdf89]

Youre right, that isnt the average R.N.'s salary, however, it is very easy for an R.N. to make 100k. That is only if they feel like putting in that much effort. It is easy for Nurses to get burnt out. Bathing and wiping peoples ass's gets ****ing old I bet.

depending on where you work...some places have nurses aides that do all of that