Random Comments. OV35 edition

**mtpockets** · 08-17-2021, 10:41 AM

**steffo99** · 08-31-2021, 07:28 AM

Wow, another absurb attempt at whatever it is by the world economic forum. Do they actually expect any sane person to take this sort of stuff to heart? Just so strange. Before it was the video etc with their vision of " You will own nothing and be happy."

Edit:
“Fear is the path to the dark side … fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate … hate leads to suffering.” — Master Yoda, "The Phantom Menace," 1999

**mtpockets** · 09-04-2021, 02:20 PM

**mtpockets** · 09-07-2021, 01:46 PM

How to sex an ant?

1. Drop the ant in water
2. If ant sinks, GIRL ant
3. If ant floats, boy ant.

**mtpockets** · 09-09-2021, 03:57 AM

**mtpockets** · 09-12-2021, 06:41 AM

**mtpockets** · 09-13-2021, 11:00 AM

**mtpockets** · 09-14-2021, 04:26 AM

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Her: I’ll make you moan, over.

Me: Bend over.

Her: Bend what? over.

Me : Over, over

**blackshirt23** · 09-14-2021, 04:28 AM

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**steffo99** · 09-18-2021, 11:37 AM

Going back to my subscribed threads I realize I miss some posters that apparently just vanished. paolo59, where are you mate?

**mtpockets** · 09-18-2021, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by steffo99

Going back to my subscribed threads I realize I miss some posters that apparently just vanished. paolo59, where are you mate?

Yup, been a spell since I seen him post. He's a teacher IIRC

**Wayne Evans** · 09-19-2021, 05:49 PM

Howdy forumites....

Cant you do it?....4:08. (not my style at all but a damn fine rendition.....I wonder if castration is a requirement to hit those falsetto notes?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BLGeEjsfg

Carry on....

**mtpockets** · 09-20-2021, 04:03 AM

**mtpockets** · 09-21-2021, 02:52 AM

**startingat56** · 09-21-2021, 03:29 PM

in the past there were empires
they were run by emperors

then there were kingdoms
they were run by kings

nowadays we have countries

**7Seconds** · 09-21-2021, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by startingat56

in the past there were empires
they were run by emperors

then there were kingdoms
they were run by kings

nowadays we have countries

Back in 11th and 12th century, when English was absorbing a ton of French following the Norman conquest, it adopted a lot of French aristocratic titles (like duke and duchess).

However, the Germanic word “earl” was still maintained, even though an earl’s wife was called a countess. Why a Germanic earl but a French countess? Because the French word “count” sounded a bit too much like the punchline of this joke.

**steffo99** · 09-23-2021, 05:52 AM

Kermit was wrong! Finally a western leader speak the truth.

**mtpockets** · 09-24-2021, 12:32 PM

**mtpockets** · 09-26-2021, 04:43 AM

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I started a local group for erectile dysfunction, it was a flop. Nobody came.

**mtpockets** · 10-04-2021, 12:38 PM

I used the dogs shampoo by mistake this morning

I felt like such a goooood boy

**mtpockets** · 10-14-2021, 08:26 AM

**mtpockets** · 10-15-2021, 05:17 AM

Got a long layover at an airport? Bored? Buy some of these stickers and place them randomly, sit back and enjoy the show.

**mtpockets** · 10-16-2021, 02:29 PM

**steffo99** · 10-19-2021, 09:17 AM

Haven't really gotten into and watched the star wars movies before, except one or two long ago, but decided to go through them all now. Just got done watching that trilogy from about 20 years ago - the last one was pretty intense. Decent trilogy.

**mtpockets** · 10-24-2021, 05:42 AM

I really scared the postman today by showing up at the door naked! I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived!

11 years ago today my buddy James came running out shouting "It's a boy" with tears streaming down his face. We never did go back to Thailand!

**mtpockets** · 10-26-2021, 02:32 PM

**mtpockets** · 10-27-2021, 02:18 AM

**mtpockets** · 10-28-2021, 10:45 AM

Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight

**steffo99** · 10-30-2021, 01:06 PM

Keep trying to make a longer post in another thread, but just get "Access denied."

**mtpockets** · 10-30-2021, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by steffo99

Keep trying to make a longer post in another thread, but just get "Access denied."

Yep, Pain in the ass, what I have found that works is post short, then edit and paste it in, seems to work

A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the other six. Did he have a different father?"
His wife, crying uncontrollably answers, "Yes."

He asks, "Whose is it?"

His wife replies, "Yours!"

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