Random Comments. OV35 edition

[IronCharles]

I just don't like most of those chicken dicks. And most of you are parental age anyway. Those non lifting ***gots of there don't bother me I just need real advice. Coaching son's soccer team and don't know where to draw the line as far as punishing them or making them run and yelling at them. I had *******s for coaches at that age so I was getting the **** kicked out of me. He's 9

Sorry man, but we live in a world of participation trophies for everyone, and lawsuits if you do or say anything even remotely disciplinarian to somebody else's kids. The PC liberal crowd dun turned this country into an entitled, pussified mess. You'll have to let those kids do as they please, unfortunately.


























































Pics of fiance?

[Fishman15]

Not before providing pics!

[Brackneyc]

Can't be.

[mtpockets]

Start a thread, with less cursing. You'll get a targeted audience, this is just a post count thread that has mini chats within it.

Especially when the smut engine ***'s the cuss words, then I just have to try and figure it out. It's like wheel of fortune for potty mouths.

[Fishman15]

1.Deli Girl
2.Crazy Frenchie
3.Miss Donkey Kicks

Are you asking me to pick one? Because really...it's no question which one. The answer might surprise you...

[EjnarKolinkar]

Avi is gone? Probably picked up a virus ITT. Posting on my commedore 8bit. I blame fishman.

[Fishman15]

Avi is gone? Probably picked up a virus ITT. Posting on my commedore 8bit. I blame fishman.

The mushrooms are growing in between my toes and it's out of control!

[sy2502]

Avi is gone? Probably picked up a virus ITT. Posting on my commedore 8bit. I blame fishman.

Happened to me too a couple of weeks ago. It will come back. Eventually.

[Clinos]

Avi is gone? Probably picked up a virus ITT. Posting on my commedore 8bit. I blame fishman.

The mushrooms are growing in between my toes and it's out of control!

Happened to me too a couple of weeks ago. It will come back. Eventually.

In the 5th book of Clinos he spoke to them saying:

1) Thou must give up thy Avi and other graven images of thy self, for it is a capture of the moment and not a true reflection of the soul.
2) As the light shimmers off the reflection of thine golden heavenly blessed bodies, so to does that light refract what is and what was.
3) Give up thy Avi's and become one of many like I have and as I show ye.

But few of them listened and in the time of the great database corruption only 5 were without ail.

[sy2502]

When someone at work comes to ask for help with a problem, you tell them they need to do X, and they answer "but... I don't want to do X".

[tnthudson]

I don't know how random this thread is but my son is on spring break and we went to B Dubs for lunch yesterday. Well, as it turns out they had run a BOGO special on boneless wings the day before, so we could not get the Honey BBQ boneless wings. We went out on a limb and got Salt & Vinegar boneless wings...that is now my new favorite food, I believe.
I think if someone gave me a case of cold Miller Lite, a bushel of Salt & Vinegar wings and a party size Lays Salt & Vinegar chips bag, they would find me covered over with 20 feet of snow in about a decade. It's that good.

[mtpockets]

I don't know how random this thread is but my son is on spring break and we went to B Dubs for lunch yesterday. Well, as it turns out they had run a BOGO special on boneless wings the day before, so we could not get the Honey BBQ boneless wings. We went out on a limb and got Salt & Vinegar boneless wings...that is now my new favorite food, I believe.
I think if someone gave me a case of cold Miller Lite, a bushel of Salt & Vinegar wings and a party size Lays Salt & Vinegar chips bag, they would find me covered over with 20 feet of snow in about a decade. It's that good.

Interesting, I never heard of Salt & Vinegar wings....I live in the sticks though

[Fishman15]

When someone at work comes to ask for help with a problem, you tell them they need to do X, and they answer "but... I don't want to do X".

I've noticed that applies to fitness questions from people too.

Acquaintance..."Wow, you look great. What is your secret?"

Me..."Oh, it's no secret. Just a good diet and lots of exercise."

Acquaintence...after a brief Bert stare, walks away ending conversation

[bisonp]

I've noticed that applies to fitness questions from people too.

Acquaintance..."Wow, you look great. What is your secret?"

Me..."Oh, it's no secret. Just a good diet and lots of exercise."

Acquaintence...after a brief Bert stare, walks away ending conversation

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say something like "look at you, you don't need to watch what you eat."

Me: "Well yeah, that's because I do watch what I eat and work out 6 days a week."

Some people will just never get it.

[EjnarKolinkar]

Me..."Oh, it's no secret. Just a good diet and lots of exercise."

Could be worse fish.

"Hey I've been thinking about join a gym, want to go with me?"

"I've been training for the last 8 years"

"Oh OK, really?"

"Yep I'm natty so just let me strip down to my posing brief, put on some protanz, oil up, and get the lighting in here just right."

Acquaintence...after a brief Bert stare, walks away ending conversation

[sy2502]

I've noticed that applies to fitness questions from people too.

Acquaintance..."Wow, you look great. What is your secret?"

Me..."Oh, it's no secret. Just a good diet and lots of exercise."

Acquaintence...after a brief Bert stare, walks away ending conversation

You mean.... there's no magic trick, silver bullet, or easy fix? I actually have to do... gasp.... work???? Get out of here!!!

[NotBigEnough206]

Unstable women scare me brahs.

Got to work this morning and said good morning to one chick, asked how are you. But I am an idiot, should not have, I usually never do, I put my earphones in soon as I walk in most days.
So this chick goes I made a go fund me page so I can take a vacation.
I go ok good (thinking this bish is fuking retarted)
Then she starts tearing up and crying saying no one gave me one single dollar. (at this moment I wished I could die)

[sy2502]

Unstable women scare me brahs.

Got to work this morning and said good morning to one chick, asked how are you. But I am an idiot, should not have, I usually never do, I put my earphones in soon as I walk in most days.
So this chick goes I made a go fund me page so I can take a vacation.
I go ok good (thinking this bish is fuking retarted)
Then she starts tearing up and crying saying no one gave me one single dollar. (at this moment I wished I could die)

Doesn't she know only young cute women with big bewbs get free chit?

[NotBigEnough206]

Doesn't she know only young cute women with big bewbs get free chit?

I guess not lol.
She is about late 20s early 30s.
Hippie kind, short hair and dresses like a bum.

This one takes the cake though.
Even more unstable.
Last week I went out to lunch with her and few other people, on the way back in the car with me alone she tells me she is having an affair with a married man.
She is married too.
Asks me would the lover leave his wife for her. I told her she is being used as a cummm canteen and he will never leave the wife. The grass is not greener on the other side.

So this morning she shows me texts she told the husband everything.
And tells me thank you so much for telling me the truth.
Anyways in the texts she texted him 10 times the same thing.
Do you love me, do you care about me, are you mad at me?
his replies are I am in a meeting or no reply.

And I wish I was making this up, but sadly I am not.

[sy2502]

I guess not lol.
She is about late 20s early 30s.
Hippie kind, short hair and dresses like a bum.

This one takes the cake though.
Even more unstable.
Last week I went out to lunch with her and few other people, on the way back in the car with me alone she tells me she is having an affair with a married man.
She is married too.
Asks me would the lover leave his wife for her. I told her she is being used as a cummm canteen and he will never leave the wife. The grass is not greener on the other side.

So this morning she shows me texts she told the husband everything.
And tells me thank you so much for telling me the truth.
Anyways in the texts she texted him 10 times the same thing.
Do you love me, do you care about me, are you mad at me?
his replies are I am in a meeting or no reply.

And I wish I was making this up, but sadly I am not.

I'd like to introduce her to my office mate. They'd make a great pair.

[Clinos]

I guess not lol.
She is about late 20s early 30s.
Hippie kind, short hair and dresses like a bum.

This one takes the cake though.
Even more unstable.
Last week I went out to lunch with her and few other people, on the way back in the car with me alone she tells me she is having an affair with a married man.
She is married too.
Asks me would the lover leave his wife for her. I told her she is being used as a cummm canteen and he will never leave the wife. The grass is not greener on the other side.

So this morning she shows me texts she told the husband everything.
And tells me thank you so much for telling me the truth.
Anyways in the texts she texted him 10 times the same thing.
Do you love me, do you care about me, are you mad at me?
his replies are I am in a meeting or no reply.

And I wish I was making this up, but sadly I am not.

We have a new contender.

I see now that I have to figure some way of adding cummm canteen to the vernacular.

[sy2502]

The other night at my company gym, somebody asked how much a bar we have weighs. So finally one of my colleagues says "we have a scale in the men's locker room, I'll go weigh it". So he goes, and he's gone for a while, at which point I asked myself "I wonder if he knows he shouldn't try to balance the bar on the scale, he should just weigh himself first, then weigh himself again holding the bar...." and sure enough he comes back after a while going "I don't know guys, I was having the hardest time keeping this thing on the scale." I can't stop picturing in my mind the dumbass balancing the bar on its end over the scale.

[Mark1T]

The other night at my company gym, somebody asked how much a bar we have weighs. So finally one of my colleagues says "we have a scale in the men's locker room, I'll go weigh it". So he goes, and he's gone for a while, at which point I asked myself "I wonder if he knows he shouldn't try to balance the bar on the scale, he should just weigh himself first, then weigh himself again holding the bar...." and sure enough he comes back after a while going "I don't know guys, I was having the hardest time keeping this thing on the scale." I can't stop picturing in my mind the dumbass balancing the bar on its end over the scale.

Ask him:

1) How much do you weigh?

2) How much ya think you weigh, holding that bar?

3) Then, look at him like

[sy2502]

Ask him:

1) How much do you weigh?

2) How much ya think you weigh, holding that bar?

3) Then, look at him like

But... but... that way how would I have any fun????

[NotBigEnough206]

We have a new contender.

I see now that I have to figure some way of adding cummm canteen to the vernacular.

total sloot brah, straight up freak
was in lobby with her this morning getting having coffee
and she goes how is your sex life, I said what sex life, a married men does not know what that is
she goes I have been so horny lately, but wont have sex with hubby cause he is fat, I want him to lose weight
I reply, relax you do know you are at work
she goes but I like to flirt
bert stared her while she kept looking at my crotch and goes I want to say something

I said shut up, dont say anything, and started talking about my grandpa

not bad looking though, Russian Milf, wood plow if was single, plow like dirty sloot and violate all orifices.

[thebigzakbowski]

craving junk food for dinner tonight. split between chili dogs and pastrami sandwiches. What do you guys think?

[Brackneyc]

craving junk food for dinner tonight. split between chili dogs and pastrami sandwiches. What do you guys think?

Hey, Coleman.

Yes.

What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab?

What do you think?

Can't we have both?

Why not?

[thebigzakbowski]

Hey, Coleman.

Yes.

What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab?

What do you think?

Can't we have both?

Why not?

Trading places

[Wayne Evans]

Perpetuating randomness....

The wifster ordered (and we just received) the complete set of Perry Mason episodes from Amazon for 125$.
Total of nine seasons - 271 episodes....wowsers.
Always liked PM and should be good for raining day/evening viewing when there isn't shvt to choose from on the boob tube.

Do carry on....a good weekend to all.

[thebigzakbowski]

Perpetuating randomness....

The wifster ordered the complete set of Perry Mason episodes from Amazon for 125$.
Total of nine seasons - 271 episodes....wowsers.
Always liked PM and should be good for raining day/evening viewing when there isn't shvt to choose from on the boob tube.

Do carry on....a good weekend to all.

never watched perry mason. not long ago I bought the complete set of wings. man that was a great show