Random Comments. OV35 edition

[mtpockets]

[Mark1T]

Fighting off Rona and woodworking ! Doing my best...stay safe ppl.

Stephanopolis, you're a damn good looking man.

Mt Hammer, I'd rather be stalked by a Mountain Lion than try to cross that bridge

[mtpockets]

Mt Hammer, I'd rather be stalked by a Mountain Lion than try to cross that bridge

I hear ya







I coughed on the bus & 4 people spun around, I thought I was on the voice








My electric fan has contracted Covid 19.

It's currently self-oscillating

[mtpockets]

Is it possible to take a skin graft from your ass and transfer it to someone who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend.











I lost another audio-book.

I'll never hear the end of it.

[mtpockets]

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[mtpockets]

Ho Ho Ho tis the season, got the xmas lights up, i moved recently so I had to search through many boxes, it was a struggle but I finally found them and got em up. Whatta think?

Spoiler!

[Mark1T]

Ho Ho Ho tis the season, got the xmas lights up, i moved recently so I had to search through many boxes, it was a struggle but I finally found them and got em up. Whatta think?

Spoiler!

Mr. Grizzly, I'd say fire that racoon for doing a poorly job.

You and those critters

[Wayne Evans]

Ho Ho Ho tis the season, got the xmas lights up, i moved recently so I had to search through many boxes, it was a struggle but I finally found them and got em up. Whatta think?

Oh my.....I'm stunned....you have real talent there MTP.
You are a true visionary when it comes to Christmas Holiday creativity and decor.
That one of a kind configuration must have taken days to sculpt and perfect.

Keep up the good work.

Do carry on....

[mtpockets]

My friend asked me to stop singing I'm a believer by the Monkeys', She said it was annoying. I thought she was kidding.













But then I saw her face

[ChazWood]

My friend asked me to stop singing I'm a believer by the Monkeys', She said it was annoying. I thought she was kidding.













But then I saw her face

haha! you're on top of your game, my friend.


I depart tonight with an incredible story for anyone interested. No doubt you've seen the crash footage, now read the incredible story from the dude inside the burning F1 cockpit after hitting a steel barrier at 140mph.

“For me it wasn't quite 28 seconds, it felt more like 1m30s if I'd put a time on it,” said the Haas driver, speaking to media on Friday afternoon in Bahrain.

“When the car came to a stop, I opened my eyes, and undid my seatbelt straight away. The thing I didn't remember the next days what what did I do with the steering wheel because I don't have the memory of taking the steering wheel off and putting it out?

“The team said no, the steering had gone in between your legs, the column and everything broke and went down. I didn't have to bother with the steering wheel then, so I tried to jump out. But I felt like something was touching my head, so I sit back down in the car and my first thought was, I'm going to wait. I'm upside down against the wall, so I'm going to wait that come someone comes and helps me.”

Romain Grosjean has recounted the full story of the escape from his burning Formula 1 car – and revealed there were moments where he feared he was going to die.

Absolutely incredible escape and miraculous he wasn't unconscious or upside down. I'm super-happy he made it out in one piece!

[mtpockets]

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[steffo99]

Getting into newbie woodworking, tools, sharpening and all this stuff I thought to myself if it wouldn't be good to try shaving with and learning how to use a razor edge. Looked up some online and was almost ready to order... then I find this old one that looks the same as all these new ones, but it belonged to grandpa's grandpa - over a hundred years old I suppose. Thomas Ellin Vulcan cast sheffield steel. Think I will sharpen it up and learn how to use it. Bet it will survive me as well. Great in many ways since I'm into history and love any items connecting to muh ancestors. Hoping he only shaved his face with it though.

[mtpockets]

Getting into newbie woodworking, tools, sharpening and all this stuff I thought to myself if it wouldn't be good to try shaving with and learning how to use a razor edge. Looked up some online and was almost ready to order... then I find this old one that looks the same as all these new ones, but it belonged to grandpa's grandpa - over a hundred years old I suppose. Thomas Ellin Vulcan cast sheffield steel. Think I will sharpen it up and learn how to use it. Bet it will survive me as well. Great in many ways since I'm into history and love any items connecting to muh ancestors. Hoping he only shaved his face with it though.

How cool is this...Good Stuff Steffo

[deadwoodgregg]

Cool find Steffo!

Check out some of this guy's tutorials. Lynn is the godfather of straight razor shaving. You might even link off of his videos to find other dudes straight razor videos. Anthony "The Stallion" Esposito would be a good guy to learn technique.

https://www.youtube.com/c/LynnSAbrams/videos

[steffo99]

Thanks guys. Will check that out Gregg.

[mtpockets]

[steffo99]

I do enjoy review vids, especially for tools I'm considering. However, youtube algos apparently thought I should start off this new year with something different.

[steffo99]

I do enjoy review vids, especially for tools I'm considering. However, youtube algos apparently thought I should start off this new year with something different.



"Natural selection will get you if you don't eat ass...there's no room for humans who don't eat ass." If the science behind this checks out, maybe covid was meant to clear out non-ass eaters? Someone should look into this. Could be a miracle vaccine?

Happy New Year's.

[steffo99]

[ChazWood]

That dude's hair is messing with my head. Is that one of those fake videos where they photoshop a face on someone else's body???

Speaking of videos, I assume you've seen this, but if not, behold:




and only 7 years since the ridiculous mule beast thing they showcased. The one that looked like two dudes bent over and facing each other with a tarp thrown over them.

Well, they've come a long way since then and we're so fuked. Meanwhile, enjoy the show!

[mtpockets]

Really fed up with all these New Year sales:
I went to Selfridges and they don't sell fridges.
I went to Currys and they don't sell curries.
I went to Boots and they don't sell boots.
I wasn't very impressed with the Virgin Megastore either.



A lady asked to see my new tattoo
I said sure, Tit for Tatt

[mtpockets]

Sitting here in the ER in a lot of pain. Don't want to go into details but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a very misleading product name!




Just spent over 20 minutes trying to get the girl friends bra off, I give up, kind of regret putting it on actually.

[mtpockets]

According to the box of Macaroni and Cheese I am a family of 4

[mtpockets]

I thought I won the Mega Millions last night. It turns out that I read a couple of the numbers wrong. Now I need to tell half of my relatives to go un-fck themselves.

[mtpockets]

[7Seconds]

Marine Lance Cpl. Garland R. "Buddy" Mann. 1st BN, 9th MAR. Dec. 4, 1967. Con Thien, Vietnam. Last time he saw his wife was in June. It will be his first Christmas away from home. He has a 3 month old girl he has never met. 2 days later, he was killed by artillery fire. His daughter is in the comments section talking about the father that she never met. F*ck.

[mtpockets]