I slap your GF's ass in the club (Round 2)

[YolkedBrah]

What do you do?

[RickyySpanish]

if my gf is getting her ass slapped by this many dudes she must be 1 cheeky sloot

[Araj]

break up with her for being a sloot.

[DidNotReadL0L]

ask you why your arms are bigger than your legs

[KingSSaid]

ask you what your arm routine is

[cklol]

Convince her to use her girlish charm to get you to buy her drinks so I don't have to.

[ATLEH]

hey man pls stop

[Dogolog22]

Stalk you home with a sharp kitchen knife, wait outside your bedroom until you are in a deep sleep, start to cut myself whilst I watch you slumber, then climb through your window and slit your throat in your sleep while I giggle to myself. Then I proceed to cut open your stomach/chest and finger-paint on the walls with your blood and stomach acid. And then I tear out your still beating heart and sacrifice it to the all might dark lord Satan....







Not srs. FA. And I'd probably just make a thread about it on the misc.

[m0nst3rb1c3ps]

Slap your ass to assert my dominance.

[Ruban90]

suck your ding, to assert my dominance

[Carrera94]

Slap your ass to assert my dominance.

lmao

[celticbhoy88]

Slap you upside the head so that it will tilt to the right a bit more.

[SirFapsAIot]

Jokes on you because I only bring trannies to the club with me.

[illbleed]

Apologize to you that her ass grazed your hand accidentally and proceed to buy you a drinks in the hopes that you don't hit me.

[perfektion]

ask why you got ur sisters baby gap shirt on

[CrazySlasher]

give u a knuckle sandwich in da mouf

[arem20]

Lol, chokeslam your tiny ass and then get kicked out => slam my slut at home early.

[powerman123]

grab your balls and play the yo-yo LOL

[Lolwatdo]

I would buy you a few drinks, take you out for a seafood dinner and then you become my bedroom acrobat


wat

no homo

[iconoclasmic]

Give you a coupon to buy a squat rack.

[acquavelvet]

must be the metric system

[YolkedBrah]

ask you why your arms are bigger than your legs

Give you a coupon to buy a squat rack.

Haha always the small guys talking sh*t. I've got big ass legs, angle doesn't show it

[Breen86]

Weren't you black last time?

[trackguy75]

Beat the living fuk out of you and have my gf spit on your limp bloody body

[Deeeluxe20]

Stand there and look at you like this lol

[BuschBacon]

Id think to myself..... "o this guy"


i like big un-mobile dummies like you...

Id follow you to the bar and pretend to be a brah and say something funny...

mid-laugh id grab you by your phat skull and slam your mouth onto the corner of the bar.

Blood everywhere......Id then say "ooo ya......time to have some fun with this ****"

brb thinks you can do whatever you want just cuz you are big



Id proceed to frog stomp you in the face with the heel of my boot.....


Id literally cave your mouth in to where you have to have a complete bottom jaw mold made just to look normal again.


Every anniversary of the incident id send you the drink you ordered to remind of why you should have listened to momma when she said "one day you will run into the wrong person"


i am the one she was talkin about



****.

[romapwr88]

lol but who was legs

[YolkedBrah]

Beat the living fuk out of you and have my gf spit on your limp bloody body

You actually look like you have a learning disability so I'll refrain from insulting you

Stand there and look at you like this lol

Hahaha!

[vodka69]

u look British are you British op?

[FFX]

I never go clubbing unless my 6'6 and 260lb friend is with me, so I'd just punch you in the face knowing that he'll jump in and take over since he loves fighting as he grew up in a 'rough' area.

Yes, I am a b*tch if someone is bigger than me, I'm not dumb enough to 1 v 1 someone bigger than me, but I'd still like to show them that being a d*ckhead has its consequences.