I slap your GF's ass in the club (Round 2)

[MasterYomega]

What kind of pervert slaps his mom on the ass?

lmao

[Grizzlypanda]

Probably knock you out, probably been in a hellova lot more fights than you anyway

das it mane

[HungLikeAChamp]

dw i know a good chiropractor he will fix ur neck

i also know a good proctologist...



















































































wat

[j00cey]

find your car, crawl in your trunk, and wait for the right moment...and then.

hahahahahaha

[ChargerOn22s]

you need more leg days *******

[Beast92]

looks like a really fat bloke here.

Probably would knock u the fuk out with 1 punch and leave with my bitch

[Chesso95]

call the police, say there's a dude selling cell tech in the club

they bust you and you shrivel up to a mere 150 lbs in prison

[greedyfly13]

nothing my gf would yell and the thousands of white knight virgins would all swarm you at once. then i would take my gf home and **** her.

[syth1230]

If i ever went to the club with a gf id consider suicide for being a moron.
A FWB sure, and if you slap her ass it aint anything cos shes a FWB.

[AcEXBOX]

Knee your manlet ass across the face and beat the shiit out of you. That's all.

[xtremebrah]

[xmeandix]

In this thread OP only does arms. Congrats

[Ronnie87]

She throws her drink on you, we all have a good laugh and go grab a pizza

[Sequisha]

I do a low kick but u blox it and then my leg wraps around urs ok

[Trigger543]

just because someone is big doesn't mean they can fight.... in most cases they can't fight....srs

This. Even if you can fight I'd rather take a few hits standing up for myself than act like a neutered *******.

[pupjoy]

Weren't you black last time?

Lmaoo

[Bookwriter]

kunt punt. Nomsayin?

[adubas]

squeeze her ass cheeks and start making out with her in front of you, then give you a cheeky wink

[CommanderVenus]

I'd lead her away by the hand, take her home and fcuk her while you cry in a corner of da club.

[nnkuk]

Wonder where the **** I'd gotten a GF from.....

[PhilAUS]

Find your car, crawl in your trunk, and wait for the right moment...And then.

pretty much this

[hoop84]

ask you what type of gear youre on.

[Mazkulin]

For all I know, you can be one crazy motherf*cker.

For all you know, I can also be one crazy motherf*cker.

We're both drunk so I just suggest we both go our own....

[....(MEANWHILE IM GRABBING SALT, THROW IT IN YOUR FACE, THEN DECK YOU, THEN RUN BEFORE THE COPS COME)...]



WAY!


worked once for me srs

[superamped]

jump up and hit u in da knees

[extendlol]

Dude whats with your gay pose? I'd probably laugh at you at the club for looking like a total douche

[Massacre1]

looking at you and your occupation (enlisted military), you're most likely a retarded piece of sh!t with no legitimate job prospects, no education, and will most likely live a lower middle class life style for the rest of your life (if you're lucky). So if you slapped my girlfriend on the ass, we'd probably just both laugh at you then walk away knowing that you're destined to be mediocre for the rest of your life and neither of us would bother to stoop down to your level.

good look on your immaturity (alpha) goals in 2014 while the rest of civilized society laughs at you

(no enlisted military hate, just a fact that veteran unemployment rate is substantially higher than civilian)

[AzzRaze]

Ask you where I can get some tren

[AzzRaze]

looking at you and your occupation (enlisted military), you're most likely a retarded piece of sh!t with no legitimate job prospects, no education, and will most likely live a lower middle class life style for the rest of your life (if you're lucky). So if you slapped my girlfriend on the ass, we'd probably just both laugh at you then walk away knowing that you're destined to be mediocre for the rest of your life and neither of us would bother to stoop down to your level.

good look on your immaturity (alpha) goals in 2014 while the rest of civilized society laughs at you

(no enlisted military hate, just a fact that veteran unemployment rate is substantially higher than civilian)

[Whileitlast]

you look bloated as fuk bro you on that dbol?

[Massacre1]

looking at you and your occupation (enlisted military), you're most likely a retarded piece of sh!t with no legitimate job prospects, no education, and will most likely live a lower middle class life style for the rest of your life (if you're lucky). So if you slapped my girlfriend on the ass, we'd probably just both laugh at you then walk away knowing that you're destined to be mediocre for the rest of your life and neither of us would bother to stoop down to your level.

good look on your immaturity (alpha) goals in 2014 while the rest of civilized society laughs at you

(no enlisted military hate, just a fact that veteran unemployment rate is substantially higher than civilian)

Also I would like to add that if I was ever at a club it would most likely be with my friend who is an officer in the USMC. So, I'd love to see you slap my girlfriend's ass and watch you proceed to get chewed out like the little b!tch that you are.

It would be pretty funny to watch you turn from a "tough guy" back into the dim-witted order-taker that you really are.