Lets face it, being bald looks alpha as fuk.

[UnemployedCSCS]

I'm getting sick of all these threads about here from beta *******s whining about how they're losing their hair, how they don't know what to do. You want to know the ultimate hair loss survival guide?

Here it is!



So long as you stay lean, work out you will look alpha as fuk when you go bald. Don't fall for the gimmicks like rogaine, propecia, and nizoral. You're just fighting a losing battle so you might as well just embrace your baldness and take heart knowing that the biggest badasses and real men in the world are bald.

Just take a look at these real men who have accepted their baldness. Stop worrying about losing your hair, shave it off and become a real man!

[superamped]

lmao@ bruce willis smirk

[pWally]

Some bros can pull off the look

Some can't

Such is life

[DREAMChayser]

strong

[Chezdon]

Ummm nope. Picture any bald guy and he'd look better with hair.

[UnemployedCSCS]

Some bros can pull off the look

Some can't

Such is life

Anyone can pull it off so long as they stay in good shape. Then again an out of shape person will look like crap regardless if or not they have hair.

[MrBlack500]

If u can pull it off its a good luck.

[1crave]

full head of hair > bald > some hair and not realising that its really time to just shave it off.

Ummm nope. Picture any bald guy and he'd look better with hair.

in for shops of OPs pics !

[HiddenMozart]

Only if you're jacked that it looks good.

[UnemployedCSCS]

Oh yeah, sure Vin Diesel looks WAAAAY better with hair. *Sarcasm*

LOL!

[SMiLEMAIL]

I've shaved my head many times. Never does it looks shiny or good. I always have that 5 oclock shadow on my scalp.

[BaSsSiKk]

Bruce Willis pic looks stupid.

To look good bald you need to:

- Firstly not go completely bald (ie have some hair) to give you the structure to incorporate perhaps some facial hair such as a goaty or similar
- Low bodyfat so that cheekbones can be seen

See classic :

[bromiscuous]

lol@ no jordan

[NastyNasIlmatic]

I shaved my head and I thought I looked ugly as ****. I got hella attention from girls. I don't understand why. But i accept it lol.

[UnemployedCSCS]

Bruce Willis pic looks stupid.

To look good bald you need to:

- Firstly not go completely bald (ie have some hair) to give you the structure to incorporate perhaps some facial hair such as a goaty or similar
- Low bodyfat so that cheekbones can be seen

See classic :

Bald guys tend not to worry about that crap. They're confident in their appearance and they don't give a crap about what others think. We just laugh at all the losers trying to save their hair, lol! What a waste!

[AlbinoScience]

what if your head is misshapen and your face doesn't work w/ being bald? my face is fairly thin i will just look like a serial killer/ dog rapist if I do

[bemyguest]

not everyone looks alpha being bald

[ChernobylResist]

i agree about embracing it though.

[fourdegrees]

You gotta look like you lift, and usually having some kind of tan helps a lot. Letting facial hair grow for like a week, and just shaving the neck also helps. Only pussy beta *******s act like life's over when they start balding.

[UnemployedCSCS]

what if your head is misshapen and your face doesn't work w/ being bald? my face is fairly thin i will just look like a serial killer/ dog rapist if I do

You need to man up and show some self-confidence. Self-confidence has an aura to it that influences people around you. If you act like a beta ******* who is afraid of being bald people will know it.

[zeronotyethero]

lmao@ bruce willis smirk

You mirin Bruce Willis dreamer bulk?

[BaSsSiKk]

not everyone looks alpha being bald

He needs a tan, to lift

[jfcundiff]

Forgetting someone?

[AlbinoScience]

You need to man up and show some self-confidence. Self-confidence has an aura to it that influences people around you. If you act like a beta ******* who is afraid of being bald people will know it.

yes you are right. believe me i dont let it look like its affecting me.

[UnemployedCSCS]

BTW, I'm just joking in this thread. Being bald is the death of male aesthetics. Nobody "pulls off the bald look", rather its just that some men are so aesthetic they can look good despite being bald. All those men would still look better if they had hair though. For everyone else you will look gheyer than fuk. You will look like Mobey, Billy Corgan, or some cancer patient. Being bald makes men look like big adult babies, not exactly good for scoring vag.

Being bald you will never score hot chicks like these.



Without at the very minimum a NW 2 (ideally a NW1 or even a NW0) You will never get compliments on your hairstyle. You will never walk into a 7-Eleven to see some cute 19 year old checking you out. You will never be secure with yourself. You know why? You're balding hardcore. Anything over an NW2 and you are DEAD TO SOCIETY. Even NW2 is pushing, ideally you want this:



Please don't start with this "it's all about being confident in yourself" baloney bullcrap. Hair is vital in this day and age. Hair = youth. Hair = attraction. Hair = everything. Look at Jude Law before and after balding:





From pretty boy to creepy old man. Balding = social death. NW1 at all costs. NW1 should be your life goal. If you're NW2+ then holy hell, you better dish out $50K+ on the most advanced hair transplant unless you want to be a walking zombie. Can't afford it? Rob a bank. Run a charity then take 99% of the proceeds. Do whatever it takes. You're not alive unless you're NW1. No questions asked.

[Groce]

balding = death sentence

[UnemployedCSCS]

What is funny is people are going to rep me before seeing my last post.

[CamelJockey]

I can confirm......bald and alpha as fuk

[NastyNasIlmatic]

I agree that being bald is ugly. I just don't understand why girls love me all of a sudden. Maybe I was so attractive that they all put their bitch walls up or were intimidated by me and now they are not...I don't know. But I get mad pussy for some reason.

[UnemployedCSCS]

I can confirm......bald and alpha as fuk

Well... not really but in your defense your giant shnozz would make you look ugly no matter what so you might as well shave it.