Misc ladies...do u like if a guy can cook??

[SherOfPunjab]

Made this bad boy just now.....will this get me the womenzz??

*Would smash all night and make breakfast in bed crew*


On a srs note, how imp is to you that a guy can cook?


1. Acquire boiled eggs. Cut 'em up...I like them chunky and bbw style.. Add sauce of choice..I use Sriracha mixed with bbq




2. Acquire left over poverty meats....in my case..leftover costco chicken breast..




3. Acquire a nice tortilla wrap and ripe avocado...nothing worse than a raw avocado...must be ripe and mushy...microwave wrap for 10 seconds and apply avocado.




4. Put all toppings on burrito and fold. Now I love EXTRA toppings in my burrito...so that it just folds and it doesn't break apart..but u can decrease the filling if u like it perfectly wrapped. Another tip..u can spray some oil and toast that bad boy all over on a non stick pan for dat dere toasty crunchy shell.




5. Enjoy............here's the $$$$ shot

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$$$$ Shot

[lalanaomi]

That looks amazing! Would eat/ 10

To answer your question, yes, very much so

[shesprints]

Yes, I like a guy who can cook.

No, that is not cooking. That's smushing together flavorless bro foods.

I don't mind a guy who can't cook if he's appropriately humble about his culinary ignorance, but you seem both ignorant and arrogant, which isn't a winning combination.

Maybe you should use those dollah bills to get some good takeout.

I will now add a winky face so that you don't feel too bad. I'm mostly teasing.

[BubsNBean]

Yes, I like a guy who can cook.

No, that is not cooking. That's smushing together flavorless bro foods.

I don't mind a guy who can't cook if he's appropriately humble about his culinary ignorance, but you seem both ignorant and arrogant, which isn't a winning combination.

Maybe you should use those dollah bills to get some good takeout.

I will now add a winky face so that you don't feel too bad. I'm mostly teasing.

This.

Yes I like when a guy can cook.

No you cannot cook.

GTFO with your poverty meal

[latebloomingmom]

grill me a steak darling and then we will talk

[Hermworm]

thats like me making a pb&j and saying I can cook lol. looks good though.

Edit: I'm not a lady, srry brah

[kimm4]

grill me a steak darling and then we will talk

This^^

[missbellejane]

Heck to the yes do I like a man who can cook! Bonus points if it's a man who can cook something that I can't/won't/don't.
It's actually one of my favourite "getting to know you" questions - if you invited me over for dinner, what would you cook for me?

You do get an A- for effort but really, that ain't cooking. That's sandwich making :P

[UnaChispita]

Cook that for an evening meal and your lady will be ****ting fire in the AM.

Keep workin' at this Casanova.

I have faith in you.

[Lden11]

Lmao pls go and try again. Kitchen that way ----------->








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[moonfarious]

lol'd at the comments

[SherOfPunjab]

just checking in.........

[SherOfPunjab]

grill me a steak darling and then we will talk

miring the hat......here u go

[SherOfPunjab]

some chicken I baked...crispy skin

[SherOfPunjab]

not everyone likes lamb but I made these shanks..soo hnnnngggg..marinated and flavorful

[UnaChispita]

All of it, overcooked.

And what's with the vegetables?

[missbellejane]

That chicken actually looks pretty good. I could go some of that.

[SherOfPunjab]

That chicken actually looks pretty good. I could go some of that.

one bite and that crisssssppppppppppppppppp skin...nomsayinmate?

[SherOfPunjab]

All of it, overcooked.

And what's with the vegetables?

wow you're demanding.

[Lden11]

OP, you tryin' to serve us up some roll bread? Spoon pic from now on or I'm gonna assume you google imaged those meals

[SherOfPunjab]

OP, you tryin' to serve us up some roll bread? Spoon pic from now on or I'm gonna assume you google imaged those meals

kitchen is closed honey......next time. miring the outfit.

[UnaChispita]

wow you're demanding.

You said you could cook!

And when I say "cook" I mean "cook!"

What's with the veggies?

They're frozen, aren't they?

[BubsNBean]

You said you could cook!

And when I say "cook" I mean "cook!"

What's with the veggies?

They're frozen, aren't they?

Yes, in the supermarket. I'm betting these are internetveggies

[GreekyBeth]

grill me a steak darling and then we will talk

Thing is, I can grill anything better than most guys. Srs. Don't mind the sides. Was lazy. But yes, I do like it when a man knows his way around the kitchen.

[BubsNBean]

Thing is, I can grill anything better than most guys. Srs. Don't mind the sides. Was lazy. But yes, I do like it when a man knows his way around the kitchen.

PM me your address... I'm comin' over

[SherOfPunjab]

Ladies, first time ever gonna be cooking Turkey....picked up this bad boy and I got 3 days off.....enough proteinzzz for me. Will keep u updated if u care

Obligatory spoon pic. Mirin' Quantity to Price ratio?

[SherOfPunjab]

Updates...turkey is chilling in the pan to get to room temperature.



I saved the neck and giblets for gravy...........caught u mirin...

[SherOfPunjab]

So the bird is in the oven...I tried to keep it simple for the first time..just turkey and gravy no filling etc or cranberry sauce.

Got some melted butter, minced garlic, olive oil, salt, blk pepper, italian seasoning..made a batter to apply everywhere under the skin..and the remaining all over. Made a foil tent to save the breast from burning and will remove it in the last hour. 300 for 3 hrs. Cheesy kunts didn't provide any thread so I had to use floss to tie the legs.



this will be used in future to make garlic bread....sooo hngggggggggggggg:













FK 3 hrs to go....so hungry!

[MuzzieChik786]

No. Cooking is my job, his is making sure the chocolate stash is stocked at all times.

[GreekyBeth]

Ladies, first time ever gonna be cooking Turkey....picked up this bad boy and I got 3 days off.....enough proteinzzz for me. Will keep u updated if u care

Obligatory spoon pic. Mirin' Quantity to Price ratio?

I've seen turkey as low as $.59/lb.

You're already cooking I guess, but brining a turkey overnight before cooking renders a mighty fine tasting turkey. Good job on tackling it.