GF said she is going clubbing in Vegas this weekend (srs)

[qurs]

She said she will send me many drunk texts. Do I just call it off now?

inb4


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[Lates85]

gonna need some pics to assess whether she'll hit that up op

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dis her?:



yup, call it off

[ROKR14]

troll detected

P.S. What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

[revyy]

Pics or negs

[velvetmudhole]

She said she will send me many drunk texts. Do I just call it off now?

inb4

[fishnbrah]

at the very least, she will attempt to cheat on you.

[NickA44]

i dont want to be the typical miscer and say she's gonna cheat and sloots are sloots

but ......
might as well break up with her now
I lived in Vegas for a year , i was on the strip most nights
there is no end to the amount slooting that happens there , esp at clubs + alcohol
girls completely lose their morals and values there , even the good ones

[ILoveHardWork]

Why be insecure brah?

[DONTeatmybacon]

so many dinks are about to enter her roast beef

[p0werlifter]

if this is srs then yes break it off... she will fuk around in vegas... there's a reason that the city's motto is "whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas"... and it isnt because theyre being good kids

[Kalaacii]

spy on her..and report back

[hfinmyblood]

Tell her to say hi to my exwife for me



Edit: your girl will sloot. 100% chance. It's in the amtosphere, much differently than going to a bar in your local town.

There are also guys that hang out outside of clubs and wait for drunk chicks to walk out and they pick them up srs. (I lived there for a bit)

[nico335]

90% chance your gf is gon sloot srs

[alphawombat2]

OP likes Zebras

[qurs]

gonna need some pics to assess whether she'll hit that up op

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dis her?:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/n0kBHBF.jpg[/mg]

yup, call it off

Yes that's her.

Not a troll. I will update throughout the weekend.

spy on her..and report back

I'm 500 miles from Vegas not really in the mood to drive out there and I don't care enough.

[stuntinonjos]

say good bye to her tight womb

[aesthetic69ibby]

best believe she meeting tyrone this weekend and he gonna snap her

[notredamebrah]

Sad misc is sad.

But your gf drinks so there are high chances she will sloot. Now if she didn't drink that would be a different story

[gazz0]

gf is gonna cheat on you srs

[wolf1078]

[qurs]

Sad misc is sad.

But your gf drinks so there are high chances she will sloot. Now if she didn't drink that would be a different story

She drank in front of me for the first time when we made dinner this weekend. Had 3 glasses of wine and passed out with no recollection of me taking her upstairs to sleep.

[hfinmyblood]

When she comes home from Vegas and admits she cheated will you followup in this thread?

[KingOfCastle]

lmfao, fking cheeky kent i swear on your moms life

[Roody12]

Let me help you brah.

The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little sloot has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "*** factor".

Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us

25+7*2= 39

In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.

[StarksFX]

Dancing Bear

[ANumber1]

She's going to get Jamalled so hard that when you smash her, her vagina is going to play smooth jazz.

[Euphorikxxx]

Let me help you brah.

The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little sloot has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "*** factor".

Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us

25+7*2= 39

In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.

LOL what has been mathematically calculated

[qurs]

When she comes home from Vegas and admits she cheated will you followup in this thread?

Of course. I'm confident she's the type who will lie to your face even when confronted with incontrovertible evidence so she won't admit anything but I'll be able to see it on her face. Going to her work Christmas party now.

[Davis1891]

Let me help you brah.

The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little sloot has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "*** factor".

Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us

25+7*2= 39

In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.

This guy gets it.
Math never lies....

[NickA44]

There are also guys that hang out outside of clubs and wait for drunk chicks to walk out and they pick them up srs. (I lived there for a bit)

I can confirm
I'd stay out late playing poker , go to grab food or go home around the time the clubs let out
easiest sex a man can get
literally saw dozens of women taking off their wedding rings while guys approached them
seriously lost my faith in humanity living in vegas lol it really changed me
fun times tho