Official Tinder Thread Part III: In Memory of sneakyninjapnts

[CodeMan8]

Oh lawd.

Confirmed. Bishes love the master race spoons

[jcook996]

Any date 2 suggestions? Dinner? I never date, and usually just bang my friend's friends at parties.

Dinner- someplace casual but has decent food- thai restaurants usually fit this bill as they are kinda cheesy but slightly formal-it's a weird duality but it works.

Mini golf, bowling, drinks, walk in a park/pretty area, if there is a fair/carnival nearby with rides and such those work good too. Went on a date to a pumpkin patch once, was awesome- carried around big ass pumpkins like a boss-she got all hot and bothered.

If you want to get the ball moving on this it is best to have the time, etc worked out before you speak to her again so you don't sound like a wayfish guy who can't make decisions. So instead of saying something like "Hey how about we meet sometime next week?" you say "Dinner, me and you, Tuesday, 8.30."

[SackExchange64]

Well what is it?

"6'2 born to be the big spoon. Taking applications for little spoon."

Big spoon master race runs Tinder.

Edit: Just realized she lives back in my hometown about 3 hours away, must have swiped her when I was there last week visiting. Downside of traveling a lot: my matches are all over the phucking place haha.

[jcook996]

"6'2 born to be the big spoon. Taking applications for little spoon."

Big spoon master race runs Tinder.

[MrShreddingNow]

Can someone tell me what the 100% clothes off line is? Been searching for it and I can't find it.

[SackExchange64]

Can someone tell me what the 100% clothes off line is? Been searching for it and I can't find it.

It's something like "So I'm having a special at my place this weekend, all clothes 100% off." Probably butchering the delivery but you get the idea.

[novawildcat25]

Can someone tell me what the 100% clothes off line is? Been searching for it and I can't find it.

im having a sale at my place, clothes are 100% off

[Melite]

Tfw no one in your area.
Location: Ireland

Anyway I can make the search area bigger?

[jcook996]

Tfw no one in your area.
Location: Ireland

Anyway I can make the search area bigger?

You can make it up to 100 miles or simply spoof you're GPS.

But I am constantly getting "no one in your area" and I live near San Francisco so I dunno.

[NitrogenWidget]

You can make it up to 100 miles or simply spoof you're GPS.

But I am constantly getting "no one in your area" and I live near San Francisco so I dunno.

Make sure you have the latest update & reboot your tablet/phone.
I use a tablet & i pretty much have to reboot the thing every time in order to see new people.

[Melite]

You can make it up to 100 miles or simply spoof you're GPS.

But I am constantly getting "no one in your area" and I live near San Francisco so I dunno.

Still no matches lol. Thanks though.

[WhirlwindTobias]

Any date 2 suggestions? Dinner? I never date, and usually just bang my friend's friends at parties.




A chaos, sweet mother of god, something to strive for...lol

^^^^BigK make it an activity date if you can.

And make sure it's an activity which enables a lot of physical contact. A dinner date where you sit across the table might be a bit too formal and on the non physical spectrum.

[jcook996]

Make sure you have the latest update & reboot your tablet/phone.
I use a tablet & i pretty much have to reboot the thing every time in order to see new people.

Yeah, have an android phone and an Ipad and still no luck but whatever, eventually it will work.....eventually

[justhyped]

well that was easy

[chaoserver]

Yes. I lol'd heavily.

Update with few additional details. She works as a utility phone operator or something so the random numbers she moans probably came from that. I was drunk as shi* but the stuff she said was so out there its stuck with me. She also asked "Can I be your prostitute?" somewhere admist repeating "You're so sexy" and "fck me harder" alternating between them a hundred times. Oh and the kicker was that she asked me to nut in her without specifying if she was on the pill or not.
I went to breakfast with my roomies still drunk off my arse in pjs and left her passed out.

Good work chaos

Gotta make up for SN biting the dust. Once I buy a house and get my goal physique I hope this thread is still alive.

Mirin physique. Wouldswiperight/10.

Mirin height, fusion ha for maximum poontang.

[iCAMETOPLAY]

Joe strikes again,

[chaoserver]

^^
Very interadesting. On that not I have NEVER not had my profile pic of me in a suit, and me on my bed in my suit pjs(the one of me cuffing the girl has also been there after the first two girls I listed).
Also since one of my lays(last girl, big rack) was facilitated effortlessly because the girl had a suit fetish and a lot of others have likened me to christian grey because of it, including mid coitus, I think its a solid idea.
But also we both have short on side, long on top haircuts and stubble beards.

Being well groomed with suits also is a nice way to signal that you arent impoverished which inspires trust.

[Psychit]

wut say misc

fuking tinder sloots lol

[cunfewzed]

wut say misc

fuking tinder sloots lol

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"My place or yours?"

Go get her brah

[chaoserver]

wut say misc

fuking tinder sloots lol

Sloots. Use the just one question before number line.

Suit PJ's? Is this real life? Where did you get it and how much was it?

Also, just curious but who took that picture of you in the suit pj's in the bed lol

http://www.amazon.com/Legendary-Suit...s=suit+pajamas They are epic. When I wore them to breakfast drunk after tinder smash all the waitresses were mirin, looks like a legit suit to most people and is super comfortable. That pic is actually a laptop selfie even though it doesn't look like one.

[MiKey4]

someone tell me the deal here

I've got a few girls messaging me and I don't know the etiquette

This is like pof but just for sex? I'm not used to asking for sex just like that, usually takes 3 dates and a whole lot of talking.

how is it done, general outline? no need for lines

[jcook996]

someone tell me the deal here

I've got a few girls messaging me and I don't know the etiquette

This is like pof but just for sex? I'm not used to asking for sex just like that, usually takes 3 dates and a whole lot of talking.

how is it done, general outline? no need for lines

Be cheeky.

[novawildcat25]

someone tell me the deal here

I've got a few girls messaging me and I don't know the etiquette

This is like pof but just for sex? I'm not used to asking for sex just like that, usually takes 3 dates and a whole lot of talking.

how is it done, general outline? no need for lines

just flirt, get their number, invite them over

if they seem kinda serious you might need to take them on a date first

some girls only use this to boost their ego though, so be warned

[chaoserver]

someone tell me the deal here

I've got a few girls messaging me and I don't know the etiquette

This is like pof but just for sex? I'm not used to asking for sex just like that, usually takes 3 dates and a whole lot of talking.

how is it done, general outline? no need for lines

If you are doing it right you wont even need to do one date.

What size did you get?

Also your first line in the previous post was confusing. What order did you say you have your pics in?

In that post I was just pointing out how long I've had them up, not the order. But FYI the(current)order is:
Modeling face pic in a suit, me cuffing girl, shameless shirtless pic, pretty mediocre pic of me smiling with an ex(used to troll my ex whos on tinder), suit pjs pic.
The most confirmed successful order is swapping the shirtless pic for a pic of just my audi in terms of lays, the most number of matches I've gotten was when I was using my modeling shirtless pic.
I got a medium, the pants are kind of big but the top is great.

[MiKey4]

If you are doing it right you wont even need to do one date.

On pof? Get the **** out. POF isn't just sluts, you can get some very decent results if you put some work in

unfortunately I CBA, so here I am. So... how do I do it right?

[jcook996]

On pof? Get the **** out. POF isn't just sluts, you can get some very decent results if you put some work in

unfortunately I CBA, so here I am. So... how do I do it right?

Talking about tinder not POF. Go through the first 20 pages of the first Tinder thread and you will have all the info you need.

[chaoserver]

On pof? Get the **** out. POF isn't just sluts, you can get some very decent results if you put some work in

unfortunately I CBA, so here I am. So... how do I do it right?

On POF girls are super low quality and much much harder. Not worth anyones time.

Actually, the quality of girls on tinder is probably much higher than POF srs.

Lots of otherwise "normal" girls use tinder, since it's currently a "cool" and "socially acceptable" thing to do at the moment.

No other dating site / app, is anywhere near as socially acceptable as tinder.

Strong this. Pof is total ****e compared to tinder. On tinder its easy to get one night lays with no date, or a lay after a date. Also the girls on Tinder are wayyyyyy hotter on Tinder.

[Dcell]

Got 6 matches in 2 days here.. Looks like a swiped through some 4/10's because wtf. Guess i'm gonna have to play the waiting game. Not a lot of people on tinder in Belgium, swiped through maybe 100 profiles in a 60km radius and it was already out of profiles.

[MiKey4]

Actually, the quality of girls on tinder is probably much higher than POF srs.

Lots of otherwise "normal" girls use tinder, since it's currently a "cool" and "socially acceptable" thing to do at the moment.

No other dating site / app, is anywhere near as socially acceptable as tinder.

I believe that from photos alone! Sometimes I like chasing someone for a while, but right now I can't be arsed, so here I am for some tinder wisdom.

e.g. chatting to a girl that's hotter than probably 90% of girls I have ever had anything to do with and she's asking me about jobs. That sort of boring **** should be saved for first dates. How do you steer the conversation in another direction in a smoother way than "suck me, beautiful"?

Also, I live with two girls and have a ****ty little room. Am I ****ed until I find my own place? My idea was to meet them for some drinks, get wasted THEN it be sort of assured that they'd stay round mine.

[chaoserver]

Yeah it is easy to get one night lays with no date, IF you have your own place though. Or if the girl does and you can somehow get her to invite you over.

If you don't have your own place... your fuuked. Gonna have to do it the ol' fashioned way

If you are living with your rents you are pretty much boned anyways.