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11-17-2013, 05:44 AM #1Calves Of Peace
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Misc i want an english bulldog....seems to be the coolest f'n dog..
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11-17-2013, 05:46 AM #2But I got a few on
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11-17-2013, 05:48 AM #3Calves Of Peace
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Originally Posted by 2Gainz
see i always wondered if they were powerful dogs...i mean i know they're stocky or whatever but also have heard they're just lazy/funny/smart fat pieces of chit.. (same as me)yes i'm fat I like body building...I also enjoy carbs and cocaine
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11-17-2013, 05:49 AM #4Banned
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they're a pain in the ass...they're weak as fuk when it comes to illnesses and suchOriginally Posted by Gimme1More
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11-17-2013, 05:49 AM #5
english bulldogs have terrible teeth. they drink tea
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11-17-2013, 05:49 AM #6Wot u sayin ther m9
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cool dogs, ugly AF and may get breathing problems, but they seem pretty docile.
Very expensive thoughsoundcloud.com/elomole
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11-17-2013, 05:50 AM #7Registered User
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No, but I know a few.
They're really nice dogs, good for the family. Not that athletic though, my ex and I would go to the dog park and they would play for a bit but couldn't keep up with the other dogs and after 15 minutes just lay down.
Thing is they don't live that long and get health problems. And it's really difficult to find one to adopt, they're all from puppy mills/breeders.
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11-17-2013, 05:53 AM #8
I had one. Best dog of my life.
They're very stubborn so don't get one if you always dreamed of a dog like lassy.
They don't just obey and do tricks, they have a personality of their own.
Yet they are extremely loving and caring, great guard dogs aswel and enjoy food more than anything.
They snore, but to me, i loved that sound.
They're lazy so they don't require long walks.
They're not great in hot places, so if you're in florida or cali, always have the ac running and a lot of cold water.
Make sure you clean their cheek wrinkles cuz of moisture accumulation build up.
Only negatives are: Their life span is an average of 8-10 years.
Some are prone to health problems.
So they can get expensive if you have to go to the hospital a lot.
Make sure you get a pure breed with a license because otherwise who knows what you're buying.
They're also expensive, but to me, they're the best kind of dogs.
I might be biased cuz i owned one, but i've been around all kinds of dogs all my life, and every dog was like a dog.
An english bulldog was like a human trapped in a dogs body.
that's my opinion anyway.
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11-17-2013, 05:54 AM #9Calves Of Peace
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any other breeds ? I can't stand hair so i'd prefer a dog that doesn't shed alot.
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11-17-2013, 05:54 AM #10thats why the english get themOriginally Posted by eloMole
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11-17-2013, 05:55 AM #11Wot u sayin ther m9
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i'd say labradors are the best dogs to have as pets
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11-17-2013, 05:56 AM #12Originally Posted by Gimme1More
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11-17-2013, 05:57 AM #13Registered User
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11-17-2013, 05:58 AM #14Registered User
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Pretty sure they cant procreate without outside assistance... beta as fuk
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11-17-2013, 06:00 AM #15Registered Developer
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Don't do it Opie. Had the luxury(?) of living with someone that had two of them.
They're insanely expensive to buy and then they have health problems out the angus.
They also live short lives, smell god awful, have all kinds of skin issues, fart all the time, and are about the most stubborn dog breed out there(which gets old when you're trying to get them in the house at 2am).
They do have a great demeanor but the above are not worth it.
If you want an easy to live with, smushy face dog, look into a Boston Terrier.
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11-17-2013, 06:01 AM #16Registered User
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Sphynx cats are awesome.Originally Posted by davesterrr
I'll probably grab a pair at some point.
Pugs would be easy too wouldn't they?If you want an easy to live with, smushy face dog, look into a Boston Terrier.
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11-17-2013, 06:02 AM #17Wot u sayin ther m9
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scrotum cat of peaceOriginally Posted by davesterrr
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11-17-2013, 06:02 AM #1850 shades of feel
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Yep. Hard to take care of. Need to clean in between the skin folds every day too, otherwise they are prone to infection. Also have breathing problems because of their short snouts.Originally Posted by V12POWER
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11-17-2013, 06:04 AM #1915 Blade please...
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If you like bulldogs, check out Boxers brah
Loyal, intelligent, funny as phuk, ripped....
Best dog personality!
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11-17-2013, 06:09 AM #20Calves Of Peace
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Originally Posted by SurgeonBrah
If you like bulldogs, check out Boxers brah
Loyal, intelligent, funny as phuk, ripped....
Best dog personality!
strong this my best friend has a boxer...we lived together for almost 2 years...name it Kai (and yes it likes grapefruit 100% SRS)yes i'm fat I like body building...I also enjoy carbs and cocaine
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11-17-2013, 06:14 AM #21is jacked to the max
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boxers are awesome but they are a hundred times more energetic than english bulldogs lol
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11-17-2013, 06:21 AM #22Registered User
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Black chow chow ftw.
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