just messaged about 50 unknown girls on ********. peppering my angus

[Ralph Wiggum]

Wiggum also often fails to comply with his police duties in a real emergency. He once refused to believe calls from people saying that an elephant destroyed their property. After two calls, he thought a call reporting a "liquor store robbery in progress, officer down" was also a fake call. He mocks people who come in to report crimes to him by telling them he will "write on his invisible typewriter". This includes a man with a lighter saying "I just torched a building down town and I'm afraid I'll do it again". On several instances, he has switched off his police radio in the middle of an important call because he did not want to be bothered. Such instances included a "riot in progress". He also leaves the station completely unmanned during night hours, save for an answering machine, once causing 75 emergencies to go unanswered (and were quickly erased). He has also expressed annoyance at the citizens he's supposed to be protecting ("Can't you people solve these problems yourselves? I mean we can't be 'policing' the whole city"). He has also refused to come to the aid of citizens, claiming that they were just too busy to help, when all he was doing was playing checkers with one of the police dogs. In order to get off the phone during a state lottery drawing, Wiggum informed the caller that she had the wrong number and that "this is... 912".

u wot m8

[Jeenyus13]

if your wondering... the message i sent was

"hey can i ask u something"



at first i was going to send

"hey can i ask you something?"

then i realized the proper spelling and question mark would make the girl subconsciously think im trying too hard. so i dumbed it down, making her think im not trying, thus enticing her to respond more

Messaging random girls on ********? I wouldn't worry about throwing them off the desperation scent. You're all up in that.

[NRidder]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message

what the fukking chit is this? how socially inept are you?

[dustwyrm]

I just want to say I love this thread.

Carry on.

[SuperStars]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message

[TheInfluenced]

i was expecting some good cheeky responses




ended up with this chit

[LostGainz]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message

Cringed so much I couldn't finish reading it.

[VictorJustice]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message

[stripes112]

This is too much. I'm out

[FleeceJohnson]

lmao wtf

[BruceW92]

in

really should have just messaged them something serious if you want dat dere booty time

[JustThatBrah]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message

Why OP....

[Mephisto91]

I've seen way worse and most miscers found it hilarious.. It all depends on what the first few responses are then everyone will follow.

[strayasik]

i was going for a message that would get her to show it to her friends and be like "wtf is this girl look at what this dude sent me. da hell"


if she causes drama with her friend about me... makes her more likely to respond and say "wtf?"

[Bradeful]

i was going for a message that would get her to show it to her friends and be like "wtf is this girl look at what this dude sent me. da hell"


if she causes drama with her friend about me... makes her more likely to respond and say "wtf?"

or you could actually troll them instead of just making yourself look like a fcking weird ass beta *******.

[HarissnBergeron]

Jesus fuking Christ man, what is wrong with you? I read through that whole thing and visibly cringed the whole time. The seafood dinner pasta would have more success than that.

[dannyg2127]

Inb4 she reads it but doesnt message back

[uwotm7plus1]

lol its this fat fuk.

this had me lolin hard at 1am, probably woke someone up

[ChernobylResist]

strong everything OPie

[vbhsfi]

[xpin2winx]

you could of said something beta as phuck like when she answers, you just say "how do you manage to look so beautiful everyday."

[BostonRockets]

so much potential wasted...

OP better deliver with the other 47 girls

[plaidbrah]

wtf, what a ******* ahahahha

[ffguitarist14]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message

[WookinPaNub]

OP you're a damn genius!

[becool12]

Angus is peppered

[AestheticNoz]

If they rebuff "Ima give u the dik", you should send them:

"Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob."

And then followed by a prompt

"Please respond."

Do it kunt.

Repped

[Mailov]

how can someone fukk up so bad?

[jc448]

OP needs some gatorade to quench that thirst

[IIIWolverineIII]

ok just sent the 3 girls this message