Girlfriend of 4 years just said this to me (srs, fuking raging)
Was lying in bed with her watching TV and suddenly she turns to me and says "babe, what would you do if I had a cock in both my holes, a cock in my mouth, then a cock in each hand all at the same time?". I bert stared her then used my legs to shove her really hard off the bed. She said she was just joking, but then I punched a hole in her wall and left. I'm still raging right now
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10-29-2013, 09:13 AM #1JustiNtense for President
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Girlfriend of 4 years just said this to me (srs, fuking raging)
JustiNtense is the greatest mod to ever grace bodybuilding.com
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10-29-2013, 09:16 AM #2Registered User
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well now you know what she wants for christmas
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10-29-2013, 09:17 AM #3Registered User
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wouldve punched a hole in her head. why the fuc would she say that?!
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10-29-2013, 09:17 AM #4Banned
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i'm gonna give you a rep idk why; prolly bcuz what you just went through and your alpha reaction
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10-29-2013, 09:17 AM #5
i've got some bad news op
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10-29-2013, 09:19 AM #6Registered User
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that means she loves you OP
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10-29-2013, 09:19 AM #7
OP which cock you gonna be?
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10-29-2013, 09:19 AM #8literally shaking rn
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Explanation 1: She was just trolling because she gets off on causing drama and making you angry
Explanation 2: She has actually cheated on you, possibly with multiple dudes at once, and is 'confessing' in a 'light-hearted' way
Either way, dump that sloot immediately.I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
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10-29-2013, 09:20 AM #9Registered User
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you showed her
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10-29-2013, 09:20 AM #10Registered User
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Hey OP, what would you do if I had a cock in both my holes, a cock in my mouth, then a cock in each hand all at the same time?
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10-29-2013, 09:21 AM #11Registered User
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Reds don't have girlfriends
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10-29-2013, 09:21 AM #12Registered User
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fuark that feels really ****ty bc of 4 yrs
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10-29-2013, 09:22 AM #13Forever Motivated
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Did you make that hole in the wall for yourself so you can watch?
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10-29-2013, 09:22 AM #14Hanging by a thread
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Sounds like she is ready for poorn op, let her go, let her have 5 cawks at once and get riddled with aids. bi bitcOriginally Posted by YoungLifter11
Thread: **-=OFFICIAL=-** Strange posters thread (SRS)
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168018593&p=1409977863#post1409977863
**Official MISC®© "dedicated car sales man"** spot him post him here (srs)
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160043551
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10-29-2013, 09:22 AM #15Registered User
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dump her, why is she fantasizing about this
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10-29-2013, 09:23 AM #16SUP?
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ahahahhahaha
she's banging other dudes brah
hahahahah that's fcking gold.Originally Posted by BuildKing
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10-29-2013, 09:23 AM #17Registered User
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She must've had a good time at my house last night
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10-29-2013, 09:23 AM #18Registered User
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If not.. its this guys username.Originally Posted by ThickMeat
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10-29-2013, 09:24 AM #19[ ] Bulking [x] Cutting
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Why you so mad? I'd also like to know what you'd do in that scenario.
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10-29-2013, 09:24 AM #20Registered User
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At least your gf doesn't come into the shower with you everyday and measure your penir. I'm really getting sick of the stuff.
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10-29-2013, 09:25 AM #21Registered User
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just let her do it. don't be insecure.
Some call it obsession, I call it dedication
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10-29-2013, 09:26 AM #22Registered User
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these are one of those red troll threads i don't mind
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10-29-2013, 09:26 AM #23Registered User
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joking? you know what they say, behind every joke is truth (or something like that)
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10-29-2013, 09:26 AM #24Registered User
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Always makes me laugh the amount of insecure *******s that are in this place
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10-29-2013, 09:28 AM #25
This happened.
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10-29-2013, 09:28 AM #26Cultivating Mass
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I bet OP ends up getting a left handed HJ....beta as fuk cuz
"There's nothing more miserable than sitting around someone who's f**king complaining all the time. It is one of the most annoying things ever. Everybody hates it. When someone just sits around and they complain about their life, and they don't do jack sh*t about it."
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10-29-2013, 09:29 AM #27Registered User
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i want to be
but reds gonna red
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10-29-2013, 09:29 AM #28Pumpin' N Humpin'
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Well if you're going to dump her, you might as well do it first.
In for Misc gangbang.*MFCi*
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10-29-2013, 09:29 AM #29Unregistered User
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why didnt u tell her the truth??
that u would suck every cock in the room before they would get near herThere is only one Hell: the one we live in now.
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10-29-2013, 09:30 AM #30Registered User
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Depends on what colour the cawks are
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