Girlfriend of 4 years just said this to me (srs, fuking raging)

[DONTeatmybacon]

i loled out loud

[Mudshovel]

tis hafpenned

[IronSh33k]

You shoulda falcon punched the sloot instead of punching the wall. You dun goof'd op.

I'd get tested for std's first thing in the morning if I were you. Stay safe brah.

[hockeyman1]

lol that's some twisted ****t.

[fugd]

well now you know what she wants for christmas

lol strong username to post to thread

[MrBungle11]

Did you make that hole in the wall for yourself so you can watch?

glory hole

[NastyNasIlmatic]

Get a cock age and be her cuckold.

[Pushtolimit]

wouldve punched a hole in her head. why the fuc would she say that?!

Word. Dumb hoe

[cheintz91]

The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "*** factor".

Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us

25+7*2= 39

In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.

[jazzhanz]

out on troal thread no photoG visualz infograph of OPie & his girl + no spoon pix + no text msg + no ******** + no snapchat + no kik wtf diz iz m8z

OPie has never posted again after the OPie u phokn oblivious noobbbbbbbz

[E-Tank]

gonna say this to my gf later thanks op

[bertostare]

such doge
wow
so amaze

[Leetdragoon]

ask her what shed do if you were licking a vagina while fingering two and then putting ur dick in a girls ass and what her response would be

[Captain554]

well now you know what she wants for christmas

/thread

[xPWN1t]

Standard misc protocol brah, if you suspect she has even talked to another male it's time to dump her.

[supersystem3]

The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "*** factor".

Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us

25+7*2= 39

In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.

Edit: Isn't saying dinks measured as integers nonsensical, depending on your perspective? 20 micros aren't much of a threat, are they?

[Ace Thedics]

Yeah, I don't even believe this happened.

[babsisyourfiend]

It was an obvious joke op. You sound like a whiny bitch boy and you might have some serious anger issues if you can punch a wall over something like that. Stop being insecure and whiny and grow the **** up, you're anything but alpha if you get so defensive about a sentence. You might as well cry and go fist yourself.

Edit: Love how you started red, now you're at 51 reps. Typical Misc.

[cheintz91]

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Edit: Isn't saying dinks measured as integers nonsensical, depending on your perspective? 20 micros aren't much of a threat, are they?

As far as I know, no this is not a nonsensical integer, but that is indeed entirely dependent on your perspective. Also, according to my calculations, 20 micronesians can pose a threat entirely. This depends on who you are with though. Also,

[Skeletor666]

This.
I would laugh and say something gay like, "I'd probably take the one in your mouth and put it in my arse" or something like that.

thats not even funny or trolling, brah you are a ******* fo reals

[Zim5491]

cause this happened. you were probably the one who asked your girlfriend that question and she went all alpha on your ass. good try OP.

[TeddyAtlus]

HMU if you change your mind OP. no homo...

[SdvsB]

shoulda went along with it with jamal and tyrone jokes and seen wat she said

[SdvsB]

The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "*** factor".

Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us

25+7*2= 39

In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.

lmao

[maxcoleman]

How the **** is this five pages.

[HockeyJon]

This happened.

[TheTherapist]

that actually sounds hot

[elpistolero21]

well now you know what she wants for christmas

strong username to what your suggesting op's girlfriend wants for christmas ratio.

[Briangumble]

lol you're a cuckold

[BernardOhara]

I'd like to be one of those cocks.