If a woman is upset hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
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10-08-2013, 06:53 PM #1Progress not Perfection
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What men need to know about womenz.
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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10-08-2013, 07:08 PM #2Hangry
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You forgot to offer wine.Originally Posted by cowboybiker
Whole post is wrong now^ wild, insatiable beast.
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10-08-2013, 07:09 PM #3Registered User
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(SMH) Head back to the drawing board my friend...
If your woman is to the point of growling at you, you've got problems far beyond anything chocolate (or wine) can fix.
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10-08-2013, 07:11 PM #4Banned
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flea collar?Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos
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10-08-2013, 07:15 PM #5Queen Miranda to you
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"The human race is still largely a group of monkeys with slightly better grooming habits. Give them a microscope and and they'll examine their own ****, give them a telescope and they'll go looking for tits."
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10-08-2013, 07:16 PM #6Progress not Perfection
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Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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10-08-2013, 07:19 PM #7Registered User
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Womenz is srs bizness (srs).Originally Posted by cowboybiker
I'm just looking out for your best interest. I worry about you man.
Ya.... I'm not even gonna touch this one. LOLOriginally Posted by latebloomingmom
flea collar?
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10-08-2013, 07:20 PM #8BrahmaMama
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LMAO....this!!! And for crying out LOUD, don't comment on how BIG the pregnant woman is getting. If I hear one more person say "Wow, you are really growing out there/looking pregnant/anything beside how radiant I am looking", I'm gonna throat punch someone!Originally Posted by Miranda
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not srs."Do not give away to others what you have not first given away at home." unknown
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10-08-2013, 07:21 PM #9Registered User
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FixedOriginally Posted by cowboybiker
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10-08-2013, 07:25 PM #10Registered User
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Absolutely.Originally Posted by kimm4
I've learned over the years, that you only ask "Is something wrong?" once... then let it go.
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10-08-2013, 07:26 PM #11Progress not Perfection
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Where's the fun in that?Originally Posted by kimm4
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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10-08-2013, 07:27 PM #12Banned
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you're glowing darlingOriginally Posted by mrshester
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10-08-2013, 07:32 PM #13Registered User
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Well... in my case, Val is stronger than me and a trained fighter. The end result would not be very fun for me.Originally Posted by cowboybiker
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10-08-2013, 07:46 PM #14Black Legion XVI
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wine > chocolate.Originally Posted by EvinHoll
inb4 alcoholic.
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10-08-2013, 07:55 PM #15Progress not Perfection
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One word. Makupsex.Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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10-08-2013, 07:59 PM #16BrahmaMama
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Awww, why thank you! How sweet of you to say thatOriginally Posted by latebloomingmom
you're glowing darling
"Do not give away to others what you have not first given away at home." unknown
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." George Eliot, pen name of Mary Ann Evans
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Every saint has a past.
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10-08-2013, 08:02 PM #17Registered User
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Lolz...I wouldnt say anything until I see that little head pop out. "Oh you were PREGNANT?!?! Who'da thunk it? "Originally Posted by Miranda
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10-08-2013, 08:04 PM #18Progress not Perfection
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You dont look preggerzOriginally Posted by mrshester
Awww, why thank you! How sweet of you to say thatNothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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10-08-2013, 08:05 PM #19Hangry
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Golly, you're looking mighty round there!Originally Posted by mrshester
Awww, why thank you! How sweet of you to say that
Lol
Inb4 punch in throat^ wild, insatiable beast.
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10-08-2013, 08:19 PM #20BrahmaMama
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LOL!! I actually had an older lady tell me that until I turned around, she had no idea I was pregnant. I guess that's a good thing?LOLOriginally Posted by cowboybiker
Oh yeah, I'm "round here" a bitOriginally Posted by EvinHoll
Round, I can deal with...it's the bug-eyes and BIG...My, how you have POPPED (yea, she emphasized POPPED) OUT THERE! *sigh* Good thing I'm gonna get a sweet little girl outta this deal We do end up with big bellies in my family, so it's not that big of a deal...at least I am getting the "you're all belly!" response for more people than not, lol.
"Do not give away to others what you have not first given away at home." unknown
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." George Eliot, pen name of Mary Ann Evans
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Every saint has a past.
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10-09-2013, 06:05 AM #21Progress not Perfection
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I was kinda hoping there would be sammiches or cookies in this section
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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10-09-2013, 06:38 AM #22Banned
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.....or chocolateOriginally Posted by cowboybiker
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10-09-2013, 06:47 AM #23MFC REPORTED BRAH
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If my woman is mad at me FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS ENOUGH to warrant her being mad...I apologize.
If my woman is mad at me FOR SOMETHING STUPID AND TRIVIAL I tell her to get over herself.
Growling, not tolerated lol. At all. Rarely do we raise our voices. That wouldnt go very far."There are no victims, only volunteers. You volunteer by looking uncertain and afraid. You volunteer by being, as grass-eaters invariably are, unprepared to confront the hazards of life." - Col. Jeff Cooper
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10-09-2013, 07:15 AM #24Turning Betas into Gammas
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Obviously the chocolate throwing failed here.
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10-09-2013, 07:29 AM #25MFC REPORTED BRAH
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And thisOriginally Posted by Wyomann
Obviously the chocolate throwing failed here.
"There are no victims, only volunteers. You volunteer by looking uncertain and afraid. You volunteer by being, as grass-eaters invariably are, unprepared to confront the hazards of life." - Col. Jeff Cooper
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10-09-2013, 07:36 AM #26Wearing Muscles 24/7
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I don't think it is chocolate she has been eating!!Originally Posted by Wyomann
Obviously the chocolate throwing failed here.
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10-09-2013, 07:46 AM #27Turning Betas into Gammas
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You would know a dirty sanchez when you see one!!Originally Posted by danap3681
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10-09-2013, 09:01 AM #28Registered User
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My wife hasn't figured that one out yet. By the third time my answer is "there is now".Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos
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10-09-2013, 10:29 AM #29Registered User
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lulz, I love the "is something wrong" question. I am sitting there with smoke coming out of my ears, and laser beams shooting out of my eyes, do you think there may be something wrong with me? How perceptive of you honey!Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos
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10-09-2013, 10:32 AM #30MFC REPORTED BRAH
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Yes, but responding with "Nothing" doesn't resolve anything. Women should take note of that.Originally Posted by sy2502
lulz, I love the "is something wrong" question. I am sitting there with smoke coming out of my ears, and laser beams shooting out of my eyes, do you think there may be something wrong with me? How perceptive of you honey!"There are no victims, only volunteers. You volunteer by looking uncertain and afraid. You volunteer by being, as grass-eaters invariably are, unprepared to confront the hazards of life." - Col. Jeff Cooper
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