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10-07-2013, 08:46 PM #61Registered User
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10-07-2013, 08:47 PM #62Banned
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A non funny response that I use to my advantage is something like "sounds like you found the man of your dreams" or "Thats awesome that you found someone that fulfills you in every way possible".Originally Posted by jizzbruh
This way the bish starts thinking "wait my BF is not that awesome"
SRS had a chick say "well not in every way"
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10-07-2013, 08:47 PM #63Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by SpiderSense
The best response I've ever heard to I have a BF is something like "we don't know each other that well so I think it's kind of inappropriate for you to tell me about all your problems"
don't do that phuking stupid "talking about things that dont matter" line
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10-07-2013, 08:49 PM #64DUckBraH
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i like this. but i would replace that with my mountain horned dragon named jessicaOriginally Posted by Mazkulin
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10-07-2013, 08:50 PM #65Registered User
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I'd probably just "ah well lucky him
" and leave, for one I would get irritated as fukk with *******s approaching my ex, and I just don't want a girl whos not interested/has a bf.
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10-07-2013, 08:50 PM #66Registered User
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Some of the lines posted in this thread are pretty lulzy lol
This is good if you say it with a cheeky smileOriginally Posted by ANaughtyMoose
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10-07-2013, 08:51 PM #67Registered User
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i didnt ask
Disregard nothing, acquire everything
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10-07-2013, 08:52 PM #68Yeah a lot of girls would be insulted by that.Originally Posted by Purplekoolaid
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10-07-2013, 08:57 PM #69Banned
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lol @ this thread
full on aspergers when you have to analyze every little line and word to say to a girl
either she's interested or not dumbass.
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10-07-2013, 08:58 PM #70Registered User
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whoa a red just made sense....Originally Posted by BosnianBuilder
“The only thing that’s keeping you from getting what you want is the story you keep telling yourself about why you can’t have it.” - Tony Robbins
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10-07-2013, 08:58 PM #71
"So do I"
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10-07-2013, 08:59 PM #72but please, call me chr-
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"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms." - Thomas Jefferson
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10-07-2013, 08:59 PM #73lifetime contract
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if she stonewalled you by telling you she has a boyfriend she more than likely isnt' a slut and you are more than likely a virgin for still pursingOriginally Posted by jizzbruh
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*rush home from the gym to admire my pump crew*
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10-07-2013, 09:00 PM #74Registered User
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immediately what I thought about when I saw thread titleOriginally Posted by shroomed
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10-07-2013, 09:01 PM #75Banned
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Us reds usually speak the truth srsOriginally Posted by Flying414
OP if a girl is interested in you and thinks you're attractive she won't pull this bullshyt on you. If she actually does have a BF, don't go thinking you can turn her into a sloot with some dumb PUA lines you got from the misc.
lol
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10-07-2013, 09:16 PM #76Registered User
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'you need a man friend'
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10-07-2013, 09:47 PM #77Registered User
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When a girl tells me that I always say boyfriends are speed bumps not stop signs.
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10-07-2013, 09:54 PM #78Registered User
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"i have a boyfriend"
"I have a test on monday"
"wtf does that have to do with anything?"
"im sorry, thought we were talking about things we're going to cheat on""There is no such thing as over training, you can only under eat." - Jay Cutler
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10-07-2013, 09:57 PM #79Stronger
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didnt read all post....so sorry if repost... but "soccer has a goalie but the players still score."
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10-07-2013, 10:07 PM #80Registered pog
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Johnny fcking bravo response ftw. Rep'd.Originally Posted by shroomed
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10-07-2013, 10:38 PM #81not so joocy
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"And I have a girlfriend. We should set them up!"
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"That's fine, I'm not the jealous type"Last edited by supersystem3; 10-07-2013 at 10:55 PM.
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10-07-2013, 10:40 PM #82Make Misc Great Again
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Boyfriend? Yeah that's great, i can be your manfriend if you'd like to experience a whole new level of all sorts of pleasure in your life.
"Even through the darkest days, this fire burns, always."
The pessimist complains about the wind
The optimist expects it to change direction
The realist adjusts the sails
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10-07-2013, 10:42 PM #83Registered User
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"no baby........we have a boyfriend"
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10-07-2013, 10:42 PM #84Mod Negs: 14
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"now you have a man friend"
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10-07-2013, 10:44 PM #85Registered User
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nikka you gay?Originally Posted by ChorizoFit
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10-07-2013, 10:47 PM #86Message board king
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"Good....
He can watch."
Smile, then get serious. Don't break eye contact 4-5 seconds.
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Profit?
Works every time.. Girls like guys with no avi. Focus on my posts not my pic OP.
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10-07-2013, 10:50 PM #87Harlem Struggler
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"Oh, so you're looking to upgrade"
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10-07-2013, 10:50 PM #88Registered User
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"your boyfriend was a girl i used to smash"
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10-07-2013, 10:55 PM #89#MrStealYoGirl
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God damn cold approachers.Originally Posted by tehczar
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| 1. Trust yourself | 2. Break some rules | 3. Don't be afraid to fail | 4. Ignore the naysayers | 5. Work like hell | 6. Give something back |
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10-07-2013, 11:02 PM #90Registered User
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"You need a MAN-friend."
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" and leave, for one I would get irritated as fukk with *******s approaching my ex, and I just don't want a girl whos not interested/has a bf.
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