#1 thing that cashiers hate, retail miscers do u agree?

[SkinnyAlex]

The number one simplest thing we hate is discount jokes from the customers.

I get a discount joke with like every other customer. What gets me mad is if you don't laugh (which I don't) they look at u like ur some jerk for not laughing. It's like look you retarded lady I've heard that joke over a thousand times. It's not funny it just makes you seem cheap.

[i1983]

wtf is a discount joke?

[Occy]

Discount Double Check

[RevengeBrah]

Whats the joke, *******?

[Clamz]

wth are you talking about?

[All-Star11]

I always say "Can I get the 2 finger discount with that"

yeah you mad

[tk217]

I always say "Can I get the 2 finger discount with that"

yeah you mad

???

[NotANun21]

Never made a joke about the price or the discount as a customer ever. Must just be old people that do it, the kind of people who talk for talkings sake...

[SkinnyAlex]

wtf is a discount joke?

Basically when they arrive at your register and at one point they say something like "I'm sure this young man is gonna give us a special discount right? Hehehe"

[montecarlo]

agreed. i used to work retail. brb an item didnt scan....


































































"IT MUST BE FREE!!!!"

[brbacquiring]

Never made a joke about the price or the discount as a customer ever. Must just be old people that do it, the kind of people who talk for talkings sake...

Nice broscience, pal.

[Misctake7]

agreed. i used to work retail. brb an item didnt scan....


































































"IT MUST BE FREE!!!!"

Feels of clothing retail

[All-Star11]

???

from urban disctionary:

the two-finger discount


When you get hooked up with a free item or discount where your girlfriend works because of your mad digit skills with the box.
(preferably used with appropriate hand gesture. reference: "two fingers")

Alternative entry: the three finger discount. same idea, but your woman a big ol' ho....better tie a board on your back 'for you fall in that ****....like a tic tac in a whale.... throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
say your woman's working at Mickey D's and she hooks you up with a free McChicken... you just got the two-finger discount!!

example:
DUDE1: yo, man, that's one hella value meal. how'd you hook that up?
DUDE2: two finger discount man! you know i got that bitch wrapped around my ****.
DUDE1: man, i gotta get me somma that, where you know some fine ho's work at?
DUDE2: ****, man, u lookin for fine girls?...look at those hands!... all clumsy and ****, droppin' crap everywhere...ain't no fine box gonna hook you up!.. you best start looking at wally-world, maybe you find some big bertha to hook you up with a THREE FINGER discount!! wah--haaaa!!
two fingers finger box three fingers two finger pussy two finger taco tango three finger discount

[sozwut]

The number one simplest thing we hate is discount jokes from the customers.

I get a discount joke with like every other customer. What gets me mad is if you don't laugh (which I don't) they look at u like ur some jerk for not laughing. It's like look you retarded lady I've heard that joke over a thousand times. It's not funny it just makes you seem cheap.

who the fuk talks like that, let alone types like that. no wonder you work in retail

[ase19]

wtf is a discount joke?

"What was the total?"

"21.59"

"aww man, you have any senior discounts? *giggles* How abobut AARP? How about a good-looking discount? return customer discount? *giggle giggle*

always happens from cheap old guys.

[moto311]

I hate when people are on the phone and you ring them up, chit pisses me off.

[SkinnyAlex]

hate that free joke too

[MyBodyIsRdy420]

lmao my dad has done this before i just cringe IRL srs

[ign_fan_4life]

"Guess that means it's free"

[ClaudeGiroux]

Basically when they arrive at your register and at one point they say something like "I'm sure this young man is gonna give us a special discount right? Hehehe"

sounds like **** a 70 year old+ says

lol @ getting upset over it



also been working retail for 4 years and never once heard the 'brb it didnt scan so it must be free' crap


worst that has ever happened to me is a bitchy 40something yr old lady asking me to scan something that didn't have a price tag. she hands me a few items and first asks me if they're all the same price. I leave her for 10 seconds to make my way to a scanner, tell her yes, they're all the same price and before I can finish my sentence she ****ing explodes and goes "WELL HOW MUCH??!"

****ing kent

[SOCALNINER]

Basically when they arrive at your register and at one point they say something like "I'm sure this young man is gonna give us a special discount right? Hehehe"

wow you sure do get pissed off easily

[LethalGunz34]

Knock knock

who's there?

a discount

a discount who?

a discount will not give us a discount

[Realityy]

I've heard the "Must be free" many times aswell... Pls go

[Power_Strike92]

Lol. I hate that ****. I fake laugh and say wish I could.


Its so awkward.

[Dennis71]

+1 on the discout jokes.


+100 On the "item didnt scan..... MUST BE FREE" goddamn. I dont even fake laugh at that anymore. I just reply. "Yeah, no."

[PervedOut]

lmao my dad has done this before i just cringe IRL srs

This

I dont even work as a cashier, nor have I ever-but this **** makes me cringe and cringe hard

[M1LD_S]

Lol you have no idea how many times i would hear the same jokes when i used to wait tables:

When their plate is licked clean "i didn't like it very much"

When ordering a drink for their child "the little guy will have jack on the rocks"

When handing them the check "no thanks"




.....


Kill yourself.





Jk i really don't mind it, just funny how a lot of times people think they are clever when i hear the same chit everyday.

[SkinnyAlex]

wow you sure do get pissed off easily

Well I'd like to say its like celebrities and paparazzis. At first they don't mind but once they put up with it all the time they snap.

[jross2021]

"I called and they told me you could do that"

But we cant, can you tell me who told you that?

"Im not sure, can I speak to the manager"

I am the manager

"Well can speak to someone else?"

[Power_Strike92]

I hate when I bring an alcoholic drink to a table with kids and the parent is like, its for him/her, pointing to the child.



Most cringe worthy joke ever. Makes me die a little inside.