shut up.Originally Posted by Victoriaisabell
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09-17-2013, 01:44 AM #61Registered User
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09-17-2013, 01:44 AM #62
More Pics of said roommate
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09-17-2013, 01:53 AM #63Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by Kerkush
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09-17-2013, 01:56 AM #64Banned
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slap her with ur thingy
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09-17-2013, 01:56 AM #65Huntin a bit of meat
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Play it off as a joke but don't apologize tho. Just see where it goes.
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09-17-2013, 02:00 AM #66Registered User
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Originally Posted by Kerkush
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09-17-2013, 02:02 AM #67U Merlin?
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roll bread
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09-17-2013, 02:02 AM #68Registered User
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i'm actually turned on thinking about what happened today... should i go into her laundry basket and fap in her dirty underwear?Originally Posted by l1l2l3l4l5l
edit: jk.. haha i wouldnt do that
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09-17-2013, 02:06 AM #69Mountain
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Is she like 4'11" or something? lolOriginally Posted by guy3210
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09-17-2013, 02:06 AM #70Registered User
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i dont care who or why you fap to your roommate.
instagram name of that crossfit chick now
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09-17-2013, 02:07 AM #71Registered User
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I <3 dat booty, cot dayumm.....Originally Posted by guy3210
Yo
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09-17-2013, 02:07 AM #72Registered User
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she looks really petite, tear dat pussy up brahOriginally Posted by guy3210
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09-17-2013, 02:08 AM #73Enormously Cute
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yikesOriginally Posted by ExtinctionOG
I fap to Yulia Vins... (Srs.)
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09-17-2013, 02:08 AM #74Registered User
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the 1st girl is my roommate. Not sure why its not believable to u. she is cute but nothing thats unbelievable.Originally Posted by Massthetics4u
the 2nd chick is some random instagram chick i fap to occasionally. Hopefully ur not getting it confused with her. That 2nd chick in the orig. post isn't my roommate.
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09-17-2013, 02:10 AM #75Registered User
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black Eleiko training brahOriginally Posted by -Lucifer
dont know from what years thoughThe Long Road to Competition... My olympic weightlifting journal:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145925733
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09-17-2013, 02:15 AM #76Registered User
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SuzannesvanevikOriginally Posted by SquatWombats
She has ~60k pervs following her
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09-17-2013, 02:18 AM #77
you have two 24 inch monitors....and havent smashed her yet.....something tells me you're a neckbeard
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09-17-2013, 02:19 AM #78Registered User
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yea she's prob tight down there..Originally Posted by notional
She is around 5'1
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09-17-2013, 02:19 AM #79let that sink in
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Escalate this to banging your roommate
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09-17-2013, 02:19 AM #80Registered User
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Why did yiu have your roommates Instagram open anyway?
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09-17-2013, 02:23 AM #81Registered User
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How can you fap to that?
I always need some of the weirdest pron to get off
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09-17-2013, 02:24 AM #82Registered User
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best thread ever seen on the misc. Wow. This should be a porno.
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09-17-2013, 02:26 AM #83Former fat ass @ 270+
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FURIOUSLY lulz
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09-17-2013, 02:27 AM #84Registered User
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not a neckbeard brah...Originally Posted by Madferitey
1) i've had a complicated relationship with my ex... (long story) u can check my other threads..
2) if i could f**k my roommate and expect everything to be back to normal the next day i would - i hate drama
She had a ******** update and i clicked on the pic and it brought me to her instagram. This was like 10 min before I began to fapOriginally Posted by BetaThanU
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09-17-2013, 02:31 AM #85haters gonna hate!
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You fap to pictures????
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09-17-2013, 02:35 AM #86Registered User
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lol gawdamn bro. id be dead from embarrasment. mirin that you sem not to give two fuks.
I guess good luck bro. and lock your door next time
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09-17-2013, 02:37 AM #87Huntin a bit of meat
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Links for her Instagram?
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09-17-2013, 02:37 AM #88Registered User
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yea manOriginally Posted by Callmechristian
i fap to pics...vids...dirty underwears... dont matter...anything works brah
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09-17-2013, 02:42 AM #89registered ALPHA
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lol at living with a female roommate you arent smashing
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09-17-2013, 02:43 AM #90Bitch Beater
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That's not normal. Its because ur brains dopamine receptors are fckn numbOriginally Posted by datphilbro
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