Who's the oldest virgin on the misc? (srs)

[TFLXXX]

lost my v card at 18

got w 5 now at 21 years old (just at 21)and dont turn 22 til february. ****ed only 3 from 18-20.

late bloomer, keep improving urselves virgs

[WalkingPharmacy]

virgin at 19. i made out with a girl way back in high school before but it was at a party and she was wasted. i dont have any friends anymore at college so i never get invited to parties or bars, if i at least had one friend, i could get laid easily because i know that im a pretty decent looking guy (dirty brown hair, blue eyes, stubble, bushy eyebrows, decent jawline) + im getting decently shredded. its just i dont have a social life at all. people ignore me irl for some reason. i just wish i had a friend =[

[sabonis224]

a lot of virgins on the misc OP, this has potential to be a 100 pg thread srs

[Monkeypig666]

Never had sex with a black woman.. Does that count?

[eyebrowbrah]

easiest time to lose it is freshmen year college

-meet girl on same floor
-go out togethe get drunk
-bring her back to ur room
-not a virgin anymore.

its that easy brahs

[Fiyero]

Pretty sure I win the award. Don't think I'm gonna make it guys

[BENNAYBOY]

easiest time to lose it is freshmen year college

-meet girl on same floor
-go out togethe get drunk
-bring her back to ur room
-not a virgin anymore.

its that easy brahs

Thats essentially date rape. Wait until shes too ****faced to say no and go in for the kill.

[Nicklol]

I gotta be up there.

If not the oldest, I have the worst FA stats and attributes on the misc.

[J1n]

More like I was raised by an overprotective Christian mother and a father who was legally excommunicated from my life after a divorce following 25 years of marriage.

Mommy tells you from age 4+ to never touch a woman before marriage. You go to a private Christian school 10 months out of the year for 14 years where you are told never touch a woman before marriage. Dad could stop it, but can't legally be around enough to prevent the brainwashing from happening. Some time after 18 you realize everything your mother and teachers told you was a lie, and you were the only one who actually believed or followed any of the things you were being taught every day in school.

In the meantime you have long since grown perfectly adapted to the advent of plentiful internet pornography to remain "pure". You've become an expert of masturbation and know exactly what gets you off - and when it changes, you change with it. You've long since grown accustomed to ignoring women in public, because that is what you were trained to do ever since before you knew how the f*ck your own dick worked.

Resentment sets in for your mother and peers. All the work that was put in trying to look good during high school seems meaningless because you were living a happy little lie. You realize that there is nothing you can ever do to get even with your Mother. You realize your Dad spent the last 10+ years just trying to see his son. You realize what it must feel like to be a parent and put an immense amount of time and effort into a child, only to have them yanked away from you or hate you.

At 18 you figure there is no point to sex since you can get all the sexual gratification you need out of a box called a computer. Relationships are meaningless because their end function (marriage) is a lie to trap Men into slavery. Without any need for sexual pleasure (outside of yourself) and any use for marriage, the entire concept of jamming your penis into a living female becomes nothing but a liability.

At 29 you no longer give a chit whatsoever. You've long since learned to live only for yourself. You keep a few very close friends, but the vast majority of your time is spent alone - and you like it that way. Going out and being social is easy - but you know it's nothing but a mask that hides who you really are. Going out is amusing though: having taken several steps back, you are far too perceptive for your own good. You watch people spend untold amounts of time, energy, and effort pursuing sex. You notice all the cues and little hints that you used to miss. But seeing the answers now just reminds you of how wrong you were before, and your new perception causes nothing but stigma.

You finally realize that you could never love anyone more than you love yourself - and it's probably better that way. You've developed a degree of solipsism to cope with things. It gives you a degree of austistic-level insight and capacity to do things - so long as you can live with the stigma.

Then again, you were living alone in the first place - who's around to stigmatize you? Only yourself. And you've become pretty accustomed talking to him.

Holy fuk this is sad man. You know whats worse than being a FA *******? an FA ******* that doesnt try. not trying is worse than failure. stop making fukin excuses man. Dude i worked with was a virgin til he was bout 29. the thing is he would actually try to find a girl. We knew he was a virgin but never made fun of him for it and always encouraged him to go out and try.

The only virgin i know irl thats over 25 is this religious kid (jewish). he could get laid easily, ive seen girls practically throw themselves at him but hes saving himself for marriage.

lost my vcard @ 22. im also married now.

[Doomster23]

.30...by choice.

[ryanDC2hammond]

wtf. I'm fat and i slayed the v-card right after 18.. so count me out

[MVHagey]

Soon to be 19 but in all honesty I don't care. It's an arbitrary thing, I'm too proud to get rejected, and my standards are too high.

[JadeLyre]

Any other weirdos like me that hook up with girls but actively avoid having sex? Even though I'm nonreligious, I feel like I want to save it for marriage (lol) / a long term relationship. I've just never wanted to lose it drunk in a bathroom... I've been close, but I always stopped myself (which is hard to *do* while drunk in a bathroom).

[MiamiKid3]

I used to be very introverted and never pursued girls until I lost my virginity last year. The girl literally made me comeover and watch a movie, then proceeded to suk the cawk without me even initiating anything. Ever since that I changed a lot socially and getting girls now seems way easier. Srs

[iamtough]

23 y/o virgin checking in, have made out with two girls in two weeks, dem feels.

[RaibeartBruis]

I gotta be up there.

If not the oldest, I have the worst FA stats and attributes on the misc.

25.5 years old and virgin checking in. Feelsgoodman.

[nm1891]

23 y/o virgin checking in, have made out with two girls in two weeks, dem feels.

two girls in two weeks? No way.

[Brahrian]

23 year old virgin who has an 8/10 dtf but won't do her because I'm Christian checking in. Srsly so tempted though, feel like I'm missing out on my prime but I'd probably live in guilt. No hate pls, just being honest.

[iamtough]

two girls in two weeks? No way.

That's just mean, bro.

[levijay]

Mysterylifter.. hes 38 and never touched a vag.

[Agent Lazy 78]

Mysterylifter.. hes 38 and never touched a vag.

well.....except for one

[nm1891]

That's just mean, bro.

Dont worry, my make out to laid ratio averages out to like 25/1, I get called the king of missed opportunities by my friends, such is life.

[porcupinetree]

OK, after some careful thinking, I've decided to post my age, and I am prepared for the storm to come

43

Come at me, bros!

I'll answer any questions, and I'm sure there will be a lot of them.
Here are some facts about me:

I am a faithful practicing Mormon
I am not at all socially awkward. I date a lot of very hot Mormon girls.
Many of the girls want to marry me bad.
I haven't found the right girl yet, so I wait.
It's not that bad. I make out with a lot of girls. I just have my line that I don't cross. I can control myself
I will not sin against God. See the story of Joseph in Genesis.
I don't worry about it much. I have a great life. My time will come and it will be right.
I would rather be a virgin than have that in my past.
In Mormon society, I am highly wanted.

Come at me bros!
I think I am the winner!

I'll answer any questions, but it may take a while. I'm pretty busy right now, but I promise to check back in when I can

I'm not kidding. This is for real.

One more thing: Consider the fact that I do not think the way many of you do. Many of the reasons stated in this thread for being sexually active do not apply to me.

[leanguy09]

OK, after some careful thinking, I've decided to post my age, and I am prepared for the storm to come

43

Come at me, bros!

I'll answer any questions, and I'm sure there will be a lot of them.
Here are some facts about me:

I am a faithful practicing Mormon
I am not at all socially awkward. I date a lot of very hot Mormon girls.
Many of the girls want to marry me bad.
I haven't found the right girl yet, so I wait.
It's not that bad. I make out with a lot of girls. I just have my line that I don't cross. I can control myself
I will not sin against God. See the story of Joseph in Genesis.
I don't worry about it much. I have a great life. My time will come and it will be right.
I would rather be a virgin than have that in my past.
In Mormon society, I am highly wanted.

Come at me bros!
I think I am the winner!

I'll answer any questions, but it may take a while. I'm pretty busy right now, but I promise to check back in when I can

I'm not kidding. This is for real.

One more thing: Consider the fact that I do not think the way many of you do. Many of the reasons stated in this thread for being sexually active do not apply to me.

well more power to you for waiting to find the right girl. wow 43. was there ever a time you wanted to give in?

[porcupinetree]

well more power to you for waiting to find the right girl. wow 43. was there ever a time you wanted to give in?

That is an interesting question.
I have never been close to doing it. I really don't want to. I really don't think I could live with myself. I don't even believe that I am capable of doing it. I committed to myself to staying morally clean when I was a young teen, and I have recommitted myself many times.

Now, am I ever tempted? I've gotten horny many times when making out with a chick and physically I want it. But no. It doesn't matter how turned on I get. I keep my head.
My goal and standard is very clear.
Plus, most of the women I date would not do it either.

[BlazeInfinity92]

OK, after some careful thinking, I've decided to post my age, and I am prepared for the storm to come

43

Come at me, bros!

I'll answer any questions, and I'm sure there will be a lot of them.
Here are some facts about me:

I am a faithful practicing Mormon
I am not at all socially awkward. I date a lot of very hot Mormon girls.
Many of the girls want to marry me bad.
I haven't found the right girl yet, so I wait.
It's not that bad. I make out with a lot of girls. I just have my line that I don't cross. I can control myself
I will not sin against God. See the story of Joseph in Genesis.
I don't worry about it much. I have a great life. My time will come and it will be right.
I would rather be a virgin than have that in my past.
In Mormon society, I am highly wanted.

Come at me bros!
I think I am the winner!

I'll answer any questions, but it may take a while. I'm pretty busy right now, but I promise to check back in when I can

I'm not kidding. This is for real.

One more thing: Consider the fact that I do not think the way many of you do. Many of the reasons stated in this thread for being sexually active do not apply to me.

Being a virgin by choice doesn't count... simply because you don't feel any pressure to lose it or derive any adverse effects to your mental well-being, ego or confidence.

However desisting attempts to lose virginity and persuading yourself that it's by choice is even worse because you'll come to hate yourself for it.

[porcupinetree]

Fast misc is very slow

I expected to get pounded for this.
Maybe I misjudged.

Well, I gotta take off. I'll check back in later...but maybe there won't be anything to check in on?

[mrdot]

pretty sure maori-rap or w/e his name is

[porcupinetree]

Being a virgin by choice doesn't count... simply because you don't feel any pressure to lose it or derive any adverse effects to your mental well-being, ego or confidence.

However desisting attempts lose to virginity and persuading yourself that it's by choice is even worse because you'll come to hate yourself for it.

No. I would hate myself if I did do it.
Seriously. I feel at peace with God. I sleep well at night. I have a very clear conscious. I'm not perfect. I make mistakes, but that is one mistake that I will never make. I am a very happy person.

[Flexish]

Fast misc is very slow

I expected to get pounded for this.
Maybe I misjudged.

Well, I gotta take off. I'll check back in later...but maybe there won't be anything to check in on?

Wow! Mine is for religious reasons as well but I really...REALLY don't want to wait that long (I want children of my own someday) I admire your strength. People will have their own input but weather people want to sleep around indiscriminately or not have sex at all (or simply wait) that is a personal choice.