Who's the oldest virgin on the misc? (srs)

[siyanur]

these kids today

sex is highly overrated and it is more like an ego-need, than physical need
it is okay to only go after it at 16-20..i can understand
but i really have some bad news if you are over 25 and still make being a virgin big deal..
You should be focus on realizing your potential after age 25, not on losing you virginity.

[VladimirVega]

23 yr old virgin in October.

same here but don't really care anymore

29

Hilarious how society considers having sex a rite of passage into adulthood

But getting a job, starting a business, inventing something, buying a house, getting an advanced degree? Apparently this chit just didn't make the cut.

Phuck it (srs). You have a job (good paid i suppose) and you own a house, you made it. Someday you reach a point in life, where u shouldn't give a phuck and concentrate on other things, like such as you mentioned. I think we make ourself crazy because it's unusual to be a virgin at 20+ yrs, especially nowadays. The pressure comes from society but its up to each of us how we handle it. We shouldn't desperately try to change it just because other people lost it at 14 or 15yrs. Sure, i think it's a great experience but its not necessary for adulthood. Do your thing, reach your goals, all the other things will come
We're all gonna make it

[GaryOatz]

I figure as soon as your penor enters the vagina of peace you've lost your virginity. There's no set rule book which says you have to thrust atleast 20 times for 1 minute.

now i have the confidence to bang every sloot on the oktoberfest tomorrow

[shawco]

18

[Jack101]

now i have the confidence to bang every sloot on the oktoberfest tomorrow

Actually now that I think of it, maybe atleast 5 thrusts. Nom sayin?

[BigMike373]

***happy to not be a part of this crew anymore crew***

gl brahs

Hope to join your ranks instead of FA crew. Online dating will get you laid will try before I hit 20

[Hrnythrobber69]

Probably not the oldest, but I am a 23 year old virgin and will most likely remain one for many years. The sad part is I am actually quite good looking and many girls (including HBBS) have been flirting flagrantly with me.

[Conspiracybrah]

How much time do you regular sloot-smashers spend with a woman weekly?

[Tulorrific]

[EpicLevelWizard]

I honestly don't know how this many of you are virgins at these ages, I'm a tall chunky 6.5/10 on my best day and I've been getting it in regularly since I was 15 and 320lbs.

Confidence is key brahs.

[Lawlstud]

How much time do you regular sloot-smashers spend with a woman weekly?

Hmmm idk thats a good question. Idno I invite a girl out or over probably 2 times a week? So 2-3 evenings with different girls a week. But usually same girls week after week. When I get a fb, it usually is a long ass time period. But now I've gone and goofed and done got myself a girlfriend. So who knows

[RenaissanceBrah]

Idea of the century: Everyone ITT has a meetup and has a massive gay orgy. Everyone loses their virginity, everyone wins. Now rep me.

[straightflexing]

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Hilarious how society considers having sex a rite of passage into adulthood

But getting a job, starting a business, inventing something, buying a house, getting an advanced degree? Apparently this chit just didn't make the cut.

Go figure in better times, a boy became a man when he made his first kill on the hunt. In modern times, a 14 year old kid pays off some douche from the local community college to buy liquor or weed for him so he can get a slut drunk and try to put his dick in her.



This. Lol hard every time I see a "omg I am 21 and virgin" threads with kids whining.

dude you sound like a mad virgin...


edit: read your other posts and you sound like a sociopath blah blah all you need is yourself...dude you need a gf...

[GermanLifter]

22 checking in

[TyGuy505]

How can you be 18 and not have kissed a girl? Do you even leave the house on new years? The hottest girl in the world feels obligated to kiss someone at midnight, so if a girl is alone at 12, jump on that ****.

21 and never kissed a girl, or hugged, or held a girls hand. it's really not that hard to accomplish this if you're mad ugly

[krazy33]

I honestly think most of you don't REALLY want it. Otherwise, you would have gotten it. It's just more societal pressure and feeling left out because you haven't done it

And don't let anybody say anything about lack of experience and all that jazz, or that other people can tell you're a virgin by looking at you - it's just confidence they're talking about and once it happens it doesn't matter at all. Even the poonslayers phuck up every now and then

I was a virgin till 20 cause I didn't want to lose it. But I went to a festival, with ZERO experience kissing and was a virgin and ended up fingering/making out/ suckin on boobies in front of thousands of people before taking her back to my car where I phucked her

[akirachan]

Very big question you guys SRS and I want to see an answer. maybe ill make an original thread for this.



Do you virgin guys drink alcohol or do illegal substances?



Just went to nocturnal wonderland and making out with girls was like fishing with dynamite and tor****s.
me + alcohol = horny and ready to talk to chicks

[sofakinggood]

Wow @ this thread.

Keep at it guys it will happen.

[Blax0r]

you're all gonna make it brahs.

[goremotel]

currently 23 and only banged 1 girl when i was 20 and she was overweight

fuk this gay earth

[sv722]

More like I was raised by an overprotective Christian mother and a father who was legally excommunicated from my life after a divorce following 25 years of marriage.

Mommy tells you from age 4+ to never touch a woman before marriage. You go to a private Christian school 10 months out of the year for 14 years where you are told never touch a woman before marriage. Dad could stop it, but can't legally be around enough to prevent the brainwashing from happening. Some time after 18 you realize everything your mother and teachers told you was a lie, and you were the only one who actually believed or followed any of the things you were being taught every day in school.

In the meantime you have long since grown perfectly adapted to the advent of plentiful internet pornography to remain "pure". You've become an expert of masturbation and know exactly what gets you off - and when it changes, you change with it. You've long since grown accustomed to ignoring women in public, because that is what you were trained to do ever since before you knew how the f*ck your own dick worked.

Resentment sets in for your mother and peers. All the work that was put in trying to look good during high school seems meaningless because you were living a happy little lie. You realize that there is nothing you can ever do to get even with your Mother. You realize your Dad spent the last 10+ years just trying to see his son. You realize what it must feel like to be a parent and put an immense amount of time and effort into a child, only to have them yanked away from you or hate you.

At 18 you figure there is no point to sex since you can get all the sexual gratification you need out of a box called a computer. Relationships are meaningless because their end function (marriage) is a lie to trap Men into slavery. Without any need for sexual pleasure (outside of yourself) and any use for marriage, the entire concept of jamming your penis into a living female becomes nothing but a liability.

At 29 you no longer give a chit whatsoever. You've long since learned to live only for yourself. You keep a few very close friends, but the vast majority of your time is spent alone - and you like it that way. Going out and being social is easy - but you know it's nothing but a mask that hides who you really are. Going out is amusing though: having taken several steps back, you are far too perceptive for your own good. You watch people spend untold amounts of time, energy, and effort pursuing sex. You notice all the cues and little hints that you used to miss. But seeing the answers now just reminds you of how wrong you were before, and your new perception causes nothing but stigma.

You finally realize that you could never love anyone more than you love yourself - and it's probably better that way. You've developed a degree of solipsism to cope with things. It gives you a degree of austistic-level insight and capacity to do things - so long as you can live with the stigma.

Then again, you were living alone in the first place - who's around to stigmatize you? Only yourself. And you've become pretty accustomed talking to him.

Holy phuck man, i'm completely astounded and lost for words. That is no way to live life, believe me! I had and i guess i still have similar thoughts/feelings/beliefs regarding women and sex but nowhere near as extreme as yours.

You're gonna be depressed as phuck when you get old and realise you have no friends or anybody you can call on. We need other people to survive whether we like it or not.

Your mother shamed your sex drive (made it feel like it's something dirty and disgusting and you shouldn't have it at all) which is why you suppressed it and you therefore don't have one because wanting to have sex or even having a sex drive just makes you feel really awful inside. Pick up a book called Healing the Shame That Binds You by John Bradshaw.

Find a good psychiatrist bro because you really need to rediscover what it means to be human.

[maori-rap]

Very big question you guys SRS and I want to see an answer. maybe ill make an original thread for this.



Do you virgin guys drink alcohol or do illegal substances?



Just went to nocturnal wonderland and making out with girls was like fishing with dynamite and tor****s.
me + alcohol = horny and ready to talk to chicks

I dun drink alcohol atall (bar social/formal occassions i.e toasts/speeches), never been drunk or even remotely tipsy. Never done any 'drugs' other than workout related (all legit).

I think its a little more than a coincidence that I dun drink/get pissed and am kiss-less virgin. I'm sure the influence of alcohol has helped so many brahs here get laid it isn't even funny. I still don't go to bars/clubs or similar hot spots just like I didn't during teens/20s which I know limits your chances. However I'm in no hurry to change that, if I wanted it that bad I'd find a way. I guess complacency and following the routine makes up a large chunk of where I am now.

I guess like that 29 year old breh with the Christian indoctrination; I'm so far past the mark and have got used to spending alot of time alone and coping alone. Been a virgin for 15 years now past age of consent, so whats another month/year?

[TyGuy505]

Very big question you guys SRS and I want to see an answer. maybe ill make an original thread for this.



Do you virgin guys drink alcohol or do illegal substances?



Just went to nocturnal wonderland and making out with girls was like fishing with dynamite and tor****s.
me + alcohol = horny and ready to talk to chicks

drink any alcohol, have done weed, shrooms, molly, e, coke, and heroin. approached and been rejected 300+ times

[BENNAYBOY]

Any FA virgins ever try online dating? It's a good way to get exposure to a lot of single females.

[akirachan]

I dun drink alcohol atall (bar social/formal occassions i.e toasts/speeches), never been drunk or even remotely tipsy. Never done any 'drugs' other than workout related (all legit).

I think its a little more than a coincidence that I dun drink/get pissed and am kiss-less virgin. I'm sure the influence of alcohol has helped so many brahs here get laid it isn't even funny. I still don't go to bars/clubs or similar hot spots just like I didn't during teens/20s which I know limits your chances. However I'm in no hurry to change that, if I wanted it that bad I'd find a way. I guess complacency and following the routine makes up a large chunk of where I am now.

I guess like that 29 year old breh with the Christian indoctrination; I'm so far past the mark and have got used to spending alot of time alone and coping alone. Been a virgin for 15 years now past age of consent, so whats another month/year?

Thanks, I thought about it and realized ive slept with 40+ girls..actually went on a first date and got laid in the car last night.. many of them have alcohol induced in it. but it has to do with being aggressive.
ive hooked up many times sober as well, but basically for me its

hangout have a good time. if there is an epic moment that you would usually high five a guy friend, just grab their hand and kiss them. or go in for the hug when you say bye and kiss them. kiss-makeout-grab titties-splooosh

drink any alcohol, have done weed, shrooms, molly, e, coke, and heroin. approached and been rejected 300+ times

shiet thats hard hardcore man. approaches at raves didnt work? how do girls around you act when youre having a really good time?
yesterday i went with 2 sd miscers and girls kept flocking because we were laughing and dancing and just looked like we were having an awesome time. same goes for clubs and such

[xMetalocalypse]

19 here, but not a ******* FA like most virgins.

[siyanur]

I honestly don't know how this many of you are virgins at these ages, I'm a tall chunky 6.5/10 on my best day and I've been getting it in regularly since I was 15 and 320lbs.

Confidence is key brahs.

this is probably why

[Flexish]

.30...by choice.

[immirinbrah]

15 (((9 wtf man

[BornForThis91]

Holy phuck man, i'm completely astounded and lost for words. That is no way to live life, believe me! I had and i guess i still have similar thoughts/feelings/beliefs regarding women and sex but nowhere near as extreme as yours.

You're gonna be depressed as phuck when you get old and realise you have no friends or anybody you can call on. We need other people to survive whether we like it or not.

Your mother shamed your sex drive (made it feel like it's something dirty and disgusting and you shouldn't have it at all) which is why you suppressed it and you therefore don't have one because wanting to have sex or even having a sex drive just makes you feel really awful inside. Pick up a book called Healing the Shame That Binds You by John Bradshaw.

Find a good psychiatrist bro because you really need to rediscover what it means to be human.

Fully agree with you, repped