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Thread: America.... (pics)
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08-27-2013, 04:30 PM #80
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
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08-27-2013, 04:30 PM #81
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08-27-2013, 04:36 PM #82
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08-27-2013, 04:47 PM #84
YEAH 'MURICA!
1/3 of the people are morbidly obese,
the 6 year olds are shooting their own grandmas,
schoolshootings all the time cause of your fcked up gunlaw "YEAAH FREEEDOOOM",
your winners of the olympics are all another race than 'Murican,
AND YOU'RE FCKIN UP GLOBAL ECONOMY BY NOT PAYING YOUR BIGFATASS DEBT.
YEAAAAH MUUUURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Inb4 neg.
Inb4 ac130 rains over me.
Inb4 FBI comes to Norway to bust my ass.
Inb4 "*******".*Life is fckin beautiful crew*
*Positive crew*
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Deadlift: 462.5
Squat: 405
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08-27-2013, 04:52 PM #85
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08-27-2013, 04:54 PM #86
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08-27-2013, 05:00 PM #87
emp attack and cyber warfare renders north america's military useless ....
also
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08-27-2013, 05:02 PM #88
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08-27-2013, 05:13 PM #90
yes
la ti da<-----2day a young man on lsd realized that all matter is merely energy condensed 2 a slow vibration,we r all 1 consciousness experiencing itself subjectively,there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, we r the imagination of ourselves. B.H
★Poverty reps Crew,rep back Crew★
★Powerful Joe Rogan nut hugger Crew★
★semi depressed ★ feelsbadman★
★better taste in hiphop than u Crew★
★ my unicorn doesn't feel the same way crew★
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