Official Tinder Thread Part II

[BenadrylBandit]

Never say sorry

Interested to hear the logic behind this.

[sups31]

that feel when the same 2-3 girls are in all 5 pics and you know exactly whose profile it is because it's always the fattie.

[Shortstop36]

I've already solidified my position as the obnoxious member of the crew in the first thread. I offer advice to those that I think can use it and deliver

This is the problem with making a new thread, allows new *******s to join

So we have a 5'6 140lb 28 year old and a New York miscer with 20k posts, both with no Avis...imagine that

not gonna lie, this aksum dude is a mental midget. I've never seen this dude do anything besides bash other people in this thread, just chillout brah you're coming off as someone who's bitter as **** about life

[behler]

Far right, easiest one yet. Sent me a vid too, my god if only she wasn't over 100 miles away.

looks thick but boy I would dive right in.

[kavo]

Never say sorry

Was just gonna strike up convo later, if she say anything say I fell asleep, no sorry.

[chino3]

welp after less than a week of tinder, and countless dull breezys, I deleted it for now. I'm fresh out of a LONG term relationship, and this is almost like overload lol.

That said, I am meeting tinderella for drinks Friday. Let's see if I can remember how to do this chit lol.

[EconBrah]

welp after less than a week of tinder, and countless dull breezys, I deleted it for now. I'm fresh out of a LONG term relationship, and this is almost like overload lol.

That said, I am meeting tinderella for drinks Friday. Let's see if I can remember how to do this chit lol.

Tinder has done wonders for me. Same situation as you, had trouble moving on but Tinder has saved me.

[TheBladeMike]

Smashed that 6/10 Asian chick I met up with last night (posted about it earlier in the thread).



We agreed to meet at a bar, but I saw there was a mini-golf place right next to it, so I decided to make sneaks proud and take her mini-golfing instead. We talked a lot while playing and she seemed a little shy and was into geeky stuff like anime and what-not.

For context, we were texting a couple days ago about Megan Fox. This asian chick said she'd go lezbo for Megan Fox, but that she likes diks too much. So I said that if she was a good girl and behaved, I'll let her play with mine.

Anywho, after mini-golfing, we sat down and I said she had been a good girl. So I just asked her if she wanted to bang and she said ya. Turns out she used to work at an inn and can use any of the rooms when she wants. So we drove like 15 minutes to this inn and smashed.

She's not the greatest looking girl in the world, but she gave a great bj and knew what she was doing (she's 26). So no regrets. She seems slightly psychotic though (joked about killing her sister after her sister threw her out of the house, or something like that). So I'm not sure if I should keep smashing or just start dashing....

6/10? If I shaved my dogs ass and put lipstick around his turd cutter I would rather look at my dogs ass then that aZn poon

[jake1224]

im new to this thread but wtf at this guy hitting up a whale and even getting props for it...are you guys serious?!

I'm gonna go ahead and support this

Interested to hear the logic behind this.

There's a distinction to be made between apologies when you consider the context. Saying "sorry" if you accidentally knock someone's **** over, or spill their drink, or call the wrong number etc. is entirely proper and a good habit.

However, it really doesn't do to apologize for something that isn't painful, inconvenient or anything. You should never apologize for your own actions and it should be pretty ****ing obvious why. It's essentially apologizing for being who you are, which indicates a lack of pride, a lack of faith in oneself and a lack of security. That's that chit bishes don't like. Excessive neediness and apologizing to girls every time something you do in any way contradicts what they do or want...may as well be celibacy insurance.

Was just gonna strike up convo later, if she say anything say I fell asleep, no sorry.

Maybe you're new at talking to females (or people in general) but late-night texting conversations almost always end with someone spontaneously falling asleep. Humans sleep, you know. it's fascinating. It's also normal to cut off a talk by knocking out.


If you really need it spelled out, don't even acknowledge it. She won't.










Puttin the team on my back until OP returns, feel free to PM

[sups31]

im new to this thread but wtf at this guy hitting up a whale and even getting props for it...are you guys serious?!

was thinking the same thing.....since when did the misc change their view on fatties?

[LegenDries]

I only get like 3 matches each day.

I guess the Dutch sloots don't really use this app yet.

I know that feel bruh. And the few who do have it are prude as fuark.

[fergie232]

just got on the tinder-train about a week ago after stumbling across the original tinder thread










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7/10 at best nothing special but I felt like I ran some pretty decent game on this girl and she was responding well

[EpyonCustom]

6/10? If i shaved my dogs ass and put lipstick around his turd cutter i would rather look at my dogs ass then that azn poon

ok, 5/10.

[Cinderblock]

Far right, easiest one yet. Sent me a vid too, my god if only she wasn't over 100 miles away.

How u guise make dis look so easy. My pic conquests are futile.

[insalt]

just got on the tinder-train about a week ago after stumbling across the original tinder thread

7/10 at best nothing special but I felt like I ran some pretty decent game on this girl and she was responding well

"Its a ate/you'll get the D later" --repped

[Mishunyah]

It won't work for some reason

I try logging into fb when this pops up by pressing 'OK'




but then I get this message









wat do?

Check iPhone settings and allow tinder to connect through ********. Either that is off or you need to log on ******** and check the apps in your settings and delete tinder from there and try again.

[bealsjt]

Check iPhone settings and allow tinder to connect through ********. Either that is off or you need to log on ******** and check the apps in your settings and delete tinder from there and try again.

Tried looking for that option, to 'allow it to connect' or whatever but it's nowhere to be found. Also logged onto fb and checked the apps, no bueno

edit: got it working...

only 3 tinder bishes in the whole city? lulz wtf! cmon south america get with the program

[armored]

>20% bodyfat and pulling numbers off tinder crew.
Somebody's gotta smash all those fives you guys leave behind.
Just sent this:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for a white night, I can tell you I don't have any interest, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me the kryptonite for people like you. If you block me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will ask for your number, You will give it to me, and we will play minigolf. .

[armored]

However, it really doesn't do to apologize for something that isn't painful, inconvenient or anything. You should never apologize for your own actions and it should be pretty ****ing obvious why. It's essentially apologizing for being who you are, which indicates a lack of pride, a lack of faith in oneself and a lack of security. That's that chit bishes don't like. Excessive neediness and apologizing to girls every time something you do in any way contradicts what they do or want...may as well be celibacy insurance.

i've done this to a oneitis, went full beta

[ShaneDS]

I've sent "If i had to guess, I'd say you give great head" to 5 girls and it seems to be going well so far. Give it a shot brahs

[dustinh6719]

im new to this thread but wtf at this guy hitting up a whale and even getting props for it...are you guys serious?!

Lol at you if you think that chicks a whale. You need a reality check dude, she has big tots, which may make her look like it in that dress, but she is far from a whale.. I suggest you lower your standards a bit if you wanna lose your virginity.

[BenadrylBandit]

I'm gonna go ahead and support this



There's a distinction to be made between apologies when you consider the context. Saying "sorry" if you accidentally knock someone's **** over, or spill their drink, or call the wrong number etc. is entirely proper and a good habit.

However, it really doesn't do to apologize for something that isn't painful, inconvenient or anything. You should never apologize for your own actions and it should be pretty ****ing obvious why. It's essentially apologizing for being who you are, which indicates a lack of pride, a lack of faith in oneself and a lack of security. That's that chit bishes don't like. Excessive neediness and apologizing to girls every time something you do in any way contradicts what they do or want...may as well be celibacy insurance.



Maybe you're new at talking to females (or people in general) but late-night texting conversations almost always end with someone spontaneously falling asleep. Humans sleep, you know. it's fascinating. It's also normal to cut off a talk by knocking out.


If you really need it spelled out, don't even acknowledge it. She won't.










Puttin the team on my back until OP returns, feel free to PM

I don't think saying "my bad passed out" or something a long those lines will be a deal breaker, granted I don't do it, but it's not like a girls gonna be like "oh well that's it he said sorry for falling asleep mid convo can't be seen with that beta"

[illesBKLYN]

am i doing it right?




gonna hit her with the rose are red line

if all else fails, gonna use the planets or dinosaur joke to troll

noteventhatcute/10

[kavo]

Maybe you're new at talking to females (or people in general) but late-night texting conversations almost always end with someone spontaneously falling asleep. Humans sleep, you know. it's fascinating. It's also normal to cut off a talk by knocking out.

Not new to talking to people, I think I'm just over-thinking because chick is hot and actually good conversation

[BenadrylBandit]

Not new to talking to people, I think I'm just over-thinking because chick is hot and actually good conversation

Stop over thinking just be you, misc brings a lot of pressure but you're the one that's gonna smash the bish, not the misc.

[jake1224]

I don't think saying "my bad passed out" or something a long those lines will be a deal breaker, granted I don't do it, but it's not like a girls gonna be like "oh well that's it he said sorry for falling asleep mid convo can't be seen with that beta"

I mean yeah but that's just a nuance at this point, if you're the kind of person that would naturally explain that kind of thing, there's zero wrong with it

Not new to talking to people, I think I'm just over-thinking because chick is hot and actually good conversation

I think this is a good point to stop and give you (and others) a little eye-opener.

Everything you're about to hear is true as ****.


There's an infinite amount of girls. Infinite. What that word means (on a technicality I suppose) is that every possible combination of traits exists. This broad you're so fawning over is just someone that happened to come into your life. There will be others, and they will be just as hot and just as fun. I swear to god, don't spend your time in this scarcity-based mindset that if you lose this girl, you'll never get another hot and interesting female in your life. What? By placing that much emphasis on her, you ultimately phuck yourself, because that's a lot of unfair pressure on a person you barely know.

Now, this doesn't necessarily mean that girls are disposable. If you think that women are disposable objects instead of people with feelings, you're phucked in the head. By understanding, though, that she will come and go and another will take her place (this is a mathematical certainty and i'll explain why if you need me to), you can finally let go of the outcome, let go of your attachment, and actually enjoy the experience of her existence. You're gonna lose that girl, guaranteed. Maybe after you bang her, maybe after you marry her. So? You're gonna die, too. That mean you should just sit in your room and cry over the supposed pointlessness? Derp.

Infinite amount of girls, brah.

[Miickk]

Some good pickup lines in this one

0:40 seconds.

[kavo]

I mean yeah but that's just a nuance at this point, if you're the kind of person that would naturally explain that kind of thing, there's zero wrong with it



I think this is a good point to stop and give you (and others) a little eye-opener.

Everything you're about to hear is true as ****.


There's an infinite amount of girls. Infinite. What that word means (on a technicality I suppose) is that every possible combination of traits exists. This broad you're so fawning over is just someone that happened to come into your life. There will be others, and they will be just as hot and just as fun. I swear to god, don't spend your time in this scarcity-based mindset that if you lose this girl, you'll never get another hot and interesting female in your life. What? By placing that much emphasis on her, you ultimately phuck yourself, because that's a lot of unfair pressure on a person you barely know.

Now, this doesn't necessarily mean that girls are disposable. If you think that women are disposable objects instead of people with feelings, you're phucked in the head. By understanding, though, that she will come and go and another will take her place (this is a mathematical certainty and i'll explain why if you need me to), you can finally let go of the outcome, let go of your attachment, and actually enjoy the experience of her existence. You're gonna lose that girl, guaranteed. Maybe after you bang her, maybe after you marry her. So? You're gonna die, too. That mean you should just sit in your room and cry over the supposed pointlessness? Derp.

Infinite amount of girls, brah.

Preach it brah.

I know exactly what your saying, I've said the same chit to myself. Then straight away go full beta. No fap and dry spell of peace

[Gsxr25]

^^ Jake is the one over-thinking chit, all these supposed rules and regulations to live by and calling himself the king. lol plz go.

[Aksum001]

^^ Jake is the one over-thinking chit, all these supposed rules and regulations to live by and calling himself the king. lol plz go.

The guy is bi-polar. Just take whatever he says with a pinch of salt