Got smashed at my m8s party (GIH)

[wletzz023]

So I was with a few other of my m8s, and we went straight 4 da alc had that chit everywhere ( house party). I told em I wanted to get drunk. i went str8 for the whiskey shots as I walked in and saw em. 30 min in i drank eight shots of liquor, half a vodka glass, nearly 2 can a beer. I speared some ******* kid in to the kitchen door after getting this drunk lol (first timer). My m8 told me it was getting late so he was gunna drop me off home quick since we weren't planning on staying that long and I have no other transport feelsbadman, but we smoked some good weed in the cars awesome feels. Sick party tho, there were around 60 ppl and I knew a good amount of them. I can't remember a lot from last night, well I stayed up till 4am and still feel a little awkward and nauseas and I threw up last night too, am I going to be fine

[Nike1920]

Oh goofy, good to see you BRANCHING OUT. Huehue

[Melite]

That's funny OP, because I was with a few other of my m8s, and we went straight 4 da alc had that chit everywhere ( house party). I told em I wanted to get drunk. i went str8 for the whiskey shots as I walked in and saw em. 30 min in i drank eight shots of liquor, half a vodka glass, nearly 2 can a beer. I speared some ******* kid in to the kitchen door after getting this drunk lol (first timer). My m8 told me it was getting late so he was gunna drop me off home quick since we weren't planning on staying that long and I have no other transport feelsbadman, but we smoked some good weed in the cars awesome feels. Sick party tho, there were around 60 ppl and I knew a good amount of them. I can't remember a lot from last night, well I stayed up till 4am and still feel a little awkward and nauseas and I threw up last night too, am I going to be fine

[wletzz023]

^ I'm srs got smashed for my first time and smoked 420 blaceitfgt ha ha since u have daniulman in your sig

[flabs2abs1]

Goofys gonna goofy

[Jalexander1994]

Oh I thought you meant have sex..

But good job getting out there.

[GabeGSF]

Atta boy

This is now a thread where we share our party stories!

So about a week ago I had woken up at like 3PM after a long ass rager the previous night. Took a shower, had some coffee, didn't eat sh*t and one of my boys called. He was like "yo Gabe you coming out tonight? we're pregamming in a few and I'm gonna pick you up. we're rolling with a few chicks." Naturally I was like alright I'm down.

But little did I know, drinking on an empty stomach was a horrible idea (jk I knew but IDGAF YOLO IM GABE N*GGAS)

So we stop by the liquor store, us five, and pick up not one, not two, but three bottles of rum. I'm thinking okay a bit excessive, we're not gonna kill all of that.

But we did

We head to one of the girl's houses, she has a really nice pad. Three stories, no parents or anything, so we're just kicking it. We all kill the first bottle and we're all feeling pretty good, I'm vibing with two of the girls, my bro is obv gonna get it in with the other one. So we're just kicking it and before we know it we're opening the second bottle. And before you know it that bottle is f*cking empty and we're so trashed. Me especially, I was trying to one up my bro on shots.

The rest of the night is a daze. I remember at some point Luke was like "yo let's go to that ranch party now" and I remember stumbling in to someone's car (found out later it was his.) And Luke threw up in it, then tried to blame it on me lml. And the girls were waay too f*cked up, so we just went back inside. We were all sitting on the couches and luke was like dry humping his girl, so I was like yo you take her upstairs bro. So he did, and I ended up having sex with both of those girls. Then I fell off the couch and passed out on the floor.

The next morning I woke up and felt like I was dead. Most hungover I've ever been in my entire life, I cannot even explain. I literally felt acute liver failure. I was covered in vomit, looked like I was dying, it was not pretty. So I did what anyone would've done, took a piss in the front yard then went back inside and woke everybody up. I was like "yo everybody wake the f*ck up we're going to whataburger." So we went to whataburger, and that was fun. It took me about two hours to eat two taquitos. I kept flirting with the cashier lady who in retrospect wasn't even attractive, making the girls very mad. I made her give me her whataburger hat and I wore it around. at some point I sat by some old people and just talked to them, that was fun.

then I went home and showered for another two hours then slept for over a day. my dad was like wtf, and I was like lol I was tired

[LiftingTank]

[Azteytik]

Cliffs

-Op goes party and drink
-Got wasted
-Says was awesome night
-Can't remember anything

logic.

[GabeGSF]

Share your party stories you boring *******s

[LiftingTank]

Share your party stories you boring *******s

This one time at band camp..

[GabeGSF]

Dude I was joking about the clarinet wtf

[Rob7878]

Goofy I think you had too much ROOT beer Lol

[Ipctcreatine]

[McGeeDSM]

Oh I thought you meant have sex..

But good job getting out there.

same

[pmergs]

op definitely got roofied and smashed by all his "m8s"

[LaudyBrah]

I remember my first beer

[lukebaumy94]

Goofy pls.

[Shaniqua420]

^ I'm srs got smashed for my first time and smoked 420 blaceitfgt ha ha since u have daniulman in your sig

i smukkd sum gud blueberry kush and white widow mixture yesterdayz

#todaywasagoodday
#420blazeitfgt

[Melite]

i smukkd sum gud blueberry kush and white widow mixture yesterdayz

#todaywasagoodday
#420blazeitfgt

u 1 bad muthafuka shaniq homie.

[Enficy]

Atta boy

This is now a thread where we share our party stories!

So about a week ago I had woken up at like 3PM after a long ass rager the previous night. Took a shower, had some coffee, didn't eat sh*t and one of my boys called. He was like "yo Gabe you coming out tonight? we're pregamming in a few and I'm gonna pick you up. we're rolling with a few chicks." Naturally I was like alright I'm down.

But little did I know, drinking on an empty stomach was a horrible idea (jk I knew but IDGAF YOLO IM GABE N*GGAS)

So we stop by the liquor store, us five, and pick up not one, not two, but three bottles of rum. I'm thinking okay a bit excessive, we're not gonna kill all of that.

But we did

We head to one of the girl's houses, she has a really nice pad. Three stories, no parents or anything, so we're just kicking it. We all kill the first bottle and we're all feeling pretty good, I'm vibing with two of the girls, my bro is obv gonna get it in with the other one. So we're just kicking it and before we know it we're opening the second bottle. And before you know it that bottle is f*cking empty and we're so trashed. Me especially, I was trying to one up my bro on shots.

The rest of the night is a daze. I remember at some point Luke was like "yo let's go to that ranch party now" and I remember stumbling in to someone's car (found out later it was his.) And Luke threw up in it, then tried to blame it on me lml. And the girls were waay too f*cked up, so we just went back inside. We were all sitting on the couches and luke was like dry humping his girl, so I was like yo you take her upstairs bro. So he did, and I ended up having sex with both of those girls. Then I fell off the couch and passed out on the bed.

The next morning I woke up and felt like I was dead. Most hungover I've ever been in my entire life, I cannot even explain. I literally felt acute liver failure. I was covered in vomit, looked like I was dying, it was not pretty. So I did what anyone would've done, took a piss in the front yard then went back inside and woke everybody up. I was like "yo everybody wake the f*ck up we're going to whataburger." So we went to whataburger, and that was fun. It took me about two hours to eat two taquitos. I kept flirting with the cashier lady who in retrospect wasn't even attractive, making the girls very mad. I made her give me her whataburger had and I wore it around. at some point I sat by some old people and just talked to them, that was fun.

then I went home and showered for another two hours then slept for over a day. my dad was like wtf, and I was like lol I was tired

Not exactly a party, but lol was a fun night with brahs..

So this story is based off three of my brahs. Enficy, broseph, and dudeman.

Dudeman is friend of brosephs fuk buddy so, we meet up at brosephs house and hes like doods.. wanna get drunk? Me and broseph are like fuk yes! Dudeman has to go to his house to retrieve some green apple alcohol or w/e the fuk it was, a chit load of smirnoff, and some more vodka, so we're like ok cool. Dudeman doesn't have car at the time, and has his friend drive us in his pickup truck down main raods and chit, me and broseph sit in the back of his truck laying on our backs so all we can is the sky. Dude goes like 60 with us in the back, I fukking chit a brick, but it was still fun lol. I let dudeman ride in the back on the way back.

We get back to the McDonalds parking lot which for some reason was super popular and we start drinking. This is my first time drinking, but I'm like lol fuk the taste and start chugging some vodka. There's plenty of bishes on the scene, I'm like.. one way or another, they're gonna be mirin tonight. Anyways we get tipsy and start doing parkour and freerunning just for the hell of it, was pretty fukking fun. Found some half built apartment buildings to run around in. We get back, and get drunk. Target is adjacent from McDonalds, so we're like.. lol lets go fuk around in Target. We end up in the toy isle with all the kid stuff.
I find a rubber lizard and start beating broseph with it, dudeman just falls down laughing his ass off because hes piss drunk, so we have a good time. We stop because we don't wanna get kicked out and chit, but dudeman finds waterguns and is like.... IDEA. He talks to this old ass lady and is like ma'am.. this is too high of a price for a watergun, and he literally buys two 8 dollar waterguns for 3 dollars lol. So we fill them up acting all stupid and chit in the bathroom, some dude
stares us down like we're all down syndrome kids.

We go back to the parking lot and dudeman is like we need to have a watergun fight.. now. So I'm like, heh now's my time to shyyyinneee mane. I throw off my shirt, and immediately bishes are mirin, some in front, some from a distance. I'm too drunk to respond though, so I'm like fuk them, watergun fight NOW. We start shootin eachother and chit shirtless in the Target parking lot and people are loling and chit, giving us tips and stuff. Then I accidentally spray this big black dudes car, and he walks up like 5 minutes later saying "Sprey mah cahr agin n u gon' suffa da consequences doe" I'm like lol k *******, dudeman sprays the car without him knowing. We lol it off and go back to drink some more.
Brosephes fuk buddy is like, hey I know somebody if you need some bud, I'm like fuk yeeh. I go in the car with them and they have Virginia Lightning (like 120 proof vodka) and moonshine blueberries.
I'm like oh fuk.. they force feed me like 30 blue berries and I take 2 strong swigs of that vodka. Pretty fukking drunk at this point, go back to the parking lot drunk as fuk, and have a good time.
After me and broseph go to his house, and knock the fuk out..

CLIFFS
-Meet up with Broseph and Dudeman
-Get Alcohol
-Parkour while tipsy in construction site
-Drink
-Go to Target drunk to have some lulz and buy waterguns
-Have shirtless watergun fight in parking lot, bishes mirin
-Buy some bud, on the way get forcefed 30~ moonshine blueberries and Virginia Lightning
-Knock the fuk out at Brosephs crib.

[Amievenbulking]

So you got drunk and smoked weed. Sounds like a phucking great party bro.

[ghettocandyman]

silly *******, dicks are for chicks

[IAmJelly]

Watch out we gotta badass over here.

[Phaggy91]

Op you're thick Marijuana is illegal

[wletzz023]

Op you're thick Marijuana is illegal

Stfu ****gytime.

On to the thread. Im feeling normal now. That was one hangover.
I shouldn't have really speared that **** in to the door, but hey I never had much control physically don't remember why I did it