Like imagine that physically you guys had cooled off. You'd been working long hours at the office, she had put on a little weight. You pulled a 12 hour shift and came home to see all the lights were dimmed in the house. Inside it smelled like lilac. You could hear the faint sound of Al Green and of something like a trampoline. You open the door and see your dog pounding your wife from the rear bros. What next?
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08-06-2013, 03:22 PM #1Banned
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What would you do if you walked in on your wife having sex with your dog?
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08-06-2013, 03:25 PM #2Banned
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bump
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08-06-2013, 03:26 PM #3Registered User
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Lol'd you win OP because I wouldn't know what to do
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08-06-2013, 03:27 PM #4panned
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Take wife out back and shoot her. Try make amends with my dog.
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08-06-2013, 03:27 PM #5Registered User
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inb4 dp with dog
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08-06-2013, 03:28 PM #6Registered User
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double doggystyle
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08-06-2013, 03:28 PM #7NEEEEIGHHHHHH
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What is this I don't even...
This.Originally Posted by Nitor
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08-06-2013, 03:28 PM #8Registered User
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Help him pull out after he knots with her.
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08-06-2013, 03:30 PM #9Registered User
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Not a fukcing clue, you win OP.
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08-06-2013, 03:31 PM #10Registered User
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Bros before hoes! id kick dat bish out the house and drink beer with my dog, he showed me what a sloot my wife was!
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08-06-2013, 03:31 PM #11Banned
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It must be knownOriginally Posted by WontStopLifting
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08-06-2013, 03:31 PM #12Registered User
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Mount the dog.
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08-06-2013, 03:31 PM #13
I got aroused at the thought of someone opening the door seeing their wife get plowed by a dog.
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08-06-2013, 03:32 PM #14The Philosopher
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*KILL BILL MODE* take them both out. then id sing al green!!!
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08-06-2013, 03:33 PM #15Be A Man Among Men
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Op this is too specific for it to just be theoretical. Got something to tell us op?
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08-06-2013, 03:34 PM #16I'll start lifting later.
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This is the first time an OP has made a thread like this that I just think and laugh.
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08-06-2013, 03:34 PM #17Registered User
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I'd ask her if she bought more peanut butter.
dog pussy is a womans pussy that is always leaking dog sperm. When she has sex with a male dog, the dogs penis forms a big 'knot' (before the male dog ejaculates, the penis swells up to make the vagina clamp down on its penis, at the base of the penis a bulb is formed to 'lock' the penis into the human vagina) to stop all the semen from gushing out. After ejaculation the dog is 'tied' to the human female for about an hour to ensure 'proper' impregnation. So much semen is ejaculated (500ml for mastiffs) that it floods the entire womb. Women find this quite satisfying as the temperature of the semen is significantly higher than a humans body, so she'll feel warm inside. Over the next few days the semen absorbes through the womb and you get semen leakage from the vagina.
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08-06-2013, 03:34 PM #18The Philosopher
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i strongly agree. MWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!Originally Posted by SpaceC
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08-06-2013, 03:35 PM #19Registered User
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I'd go out for the night and comeback with my own bitch
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08-06-2013, 03:37 PM #20Banned
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Give my dog a biscuit and bring wife around back and shoot her then watch tv with dog
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08-06-2013, 03:39 PM #21Banned
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Originally Posted by medgar905
I'd ask her if she bought more peanut butter.
dog pussy is a womans pussy that is always leaking dog sperm. When she has sex with a male dog, the dogs penis forms a big 'knot' (before the male dog ejaculates, the penis swells up to make the vagina clamp down on its penis, at the base of the penis a bulb is formed to 'lock' the penis into the human vagina) to stop all the semen from gushing out. After ejaculation the dog is 'tied' to the human female for about an hour to ensure 'proper' impregnation. So much semen is ejaculated (500ml for mastiffs) that it floods the entire womb. Women find this quite satisfying as the temperature of the semen is significantly higher than a humans body, so she'll feel warm inside. Over the next few days the semen absorbes through the womb and you get semen leakage from the vagina.
Wot
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08-06-2013, 03:41 PM #22Banned
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What the hell dudeOriginally Posted by medgar905
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08-06-2013, 03:41 PM #23OG MISCr
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08-06-2013, 03:42 PM #24I'll start lifting later.
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Oh god.... Why did I read that....
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08-06-2013, 03:43 PM #25Registered User
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Divorce
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Weirdest boner. (No beast)Originally Posted by medgar905
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08-06-2013, 03:44 PM #27Registered User
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lol'dOriginally Posted by medgar905
S&P
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08-06-2013, 03:45 PM #28Registered User
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Urban Dictionary of peaceOriginally Posted by UltraThunderMan
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08-06-2013, 03:48 PM #29Registered Gym Rat
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Originally Posted by medgar905
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08-06-2013, 03:49 PM #30Registered User
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is dis real lyfe?Originally Posted by medgar905
I'd ask her if she bought more peanut butter.
dog pussy is a womans pussy that is always leaking dog sperm. When she has sex with a male dog, the dogs penis forms a big 'knot' (before the male dog ejaculates, the penis swells up to make the vagina clamp down on its penis, at the base of the penis a bulb is formed to 'lock' the penis into the human vagina) to stop all the semen from gushing out. After ejaculation the dog is 'tied' to the human female for about an hour to ensure 'proper' impregnation. So much semen is ejaculated (500ml for mastiffs) that it floods the entire womb. Women find this quite satisfying as the temperature of the semen is significantly higher than a humans body, so she'll feel warm inside. Over the next few days the semen absorbes through the womb and you get semen leakage from the vagina.
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