No pics yet cuz I'm on my phone at work but will update when I get home tonight
Earlier today at around 10:30 I was pof'in on my phone and started talking to this whale who's only 10 minutes from the office. I've been on a 4 week dry spell so phuck it, gonna bust a nut.
Drive there during lunch break, and her house is sketch as phuck. Boarded up windows, garbage piled up on porch. Thought I was gonna get robbed. Then she comes out looking 10x worse than her pics. Strong 0.21253825/10.
We go inside and she puts on pirates of Caribbean 2. Immediately gets on top of me and obviously wants the d. Takes her poverty panties off and i can barely see her snatch with all the fat in the way. Problem is I am so turned off by all this I can't get hard. So I tell her to suck my dink and she complies. Still having trouble getting hard so I just watch the movie for a while as she jerks my limp peepee in her mouth.
Eventually I just close my eyes and imagine hbb Keira knightly in a pirate costume zukking my dikk and muster the strength to shoot my load in the whales mouth. She swallows and then tries to make out more (groce) but I keep my lips shut, push her off, and tell her I have to go back to work.
I am disgusted with my actions and am evaluating all the choices I've made in life that have led me to this point.
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-OP hits up whale on pof at work
-Op visits whale but can't get hard
-OP gets bj, shoots load, comes back to work immediately
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07-31-2013, 11:55 AM #1User Title
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Had the most disgusting pof experience today srs
i'm finished
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07-31-2013, 11:58 AM #2Registered User
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u w0t m8
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07-31-2013, 11:59 AM #3User Title
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currently fisting myself but the tears won't stop.
i'm finished
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07-31-2013, 11:59 AM #4...Or was, 10 years ago.
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nasty. awaiting pics
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07-31-2013, 11:59 AM #5Registered User
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pics lol
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07-31-2013, 12:00 PM #6S = k·log(ω)
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07-31-2013, 12:01 PM #7Registered User
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I'd honestly rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and i'm not even gay.
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07-31-2013, 12:01 PM #8Doucherus Magnificus
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Why stoop so low OP?
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07-31-2013, 12:01 PM #9Registered User
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I need to have a picture to complete my fantasys
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07-31-2013, 12:01 PM #10CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Don't lie OP..you got turned on by Johhny Depp. Come clean bro....
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07-31-2013, 12:01 PM #11Glow Connoisseur
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Can confirm, I was garbage piled on the porch.
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07-31-2013, 12:02 PM #12Registered User
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on this day, this young boy (op) has turned into a man. reps
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07-31-2013, 12:02 PM #13User Title
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All her pof pics were either her dogs or far away as phuck so I thought her face wouldn't be completely busted
i'm finished
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07-31-2013, 12:02 PM #14Not actually Fuzionite
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stroooooooooooooooooooooong this.Originally Posted by krs128
Phucking OP.
You're ENABLING whaling AND slooting.
Son I have some phucking bad nuwz.Asian dude from Milwaukee
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07-31-2013, 12:03 PM #15Segabrah
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POF lulz......fat chicks need protonz too brah
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07-31-2013, 12:04 PM #16Registered User
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You wrote all that out using your phone?
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07-31-2013, 12:04 PM #17Registered User
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Lol can't wait to see the pics.
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07-31-2013, 12:05 PM #18Viking in Training
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07-31-2013, 12:05 PM #19Registered User
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what have you done OP?
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07-31-2013, 12:05 PM #20User Title
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Yeah, bb.com blocked at workOriginally Posted by stevenmurray198
i'm finished
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07-31-2013, 12:05 PM #21bluffin with my muffin
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so you're saying she was only a 2.1253825/10 in the pics? what did you expect?Originally Posted by vincelance54
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07-31-2013, 12:05 PM #22Registered User
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use tears for lube m8Originally Posted by vincelance54
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07-31-2013, 12:06 PM #23Registered User Crew
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This is why ugly sloots have such high opinions of themselves....anyway in for pics of whale
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07-31-2013, 12:06 PM #25Brozerker
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07-31-2013, 12:06 PM #26Registered User
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Say goodbye to all ur gainz if you don't find a shot of protein to replinish your muscles ASAP.
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07-31-2013, 12:07 PM #27Registered User
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we all been there bro
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07-31-2013, 12:08 PM #28Registered User
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post pics brah, i wanna see how thick solid and tight she is
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07-31-2013, 12:09 PM #29Reservations at Dorsia
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Honestly im saddened by your actions
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07-31-2013, 12:09 PM #30The Philosopher
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at least op got laid while us fat ass miscers arent getting any... kissless virgins
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